Humor

Dear Amazon,


Silly Amazon, you can’t weave politics and social science; you have to spin it first!

Green New Deal FAQ


… the short form.

Well, that explains a lot…


Jim Kirk and time travel: just say “no”.

Footprints…


“​…it was then that I carried you… in my belly!”

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Dear Amazon,


Are you sure you’re allowed to advertise to kids this way?

Update

Grrr, I hate EXIF image-rotation and applications that don’t convert it to actual rotation on save.

Reminder for the next time I need this…

mogrify -auto-orient foo.jpg

(lossy, but quick for images I intend to resize down for the blog anyway)

Dear Reason Magazine,


Politics Should Be More Like a Starbucks Menu

You mean overpriced, pretentious, anti-competitive, and burned? I think we’re there already.

Learn to CODEC…


I think journalists are offended by “learn to code” because they’re too busy showing off their mastery of CODEC: Crying Over Dead-End Careers.

Seems legit


I hear they run a special class for journalists who want to learn to code.

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