Your cat’s an asshole:
Speaking of cats, I haven’t had any hanging out on my porch for quite a while, but walking up to the house Friday night, I heard a series of loud, distressed-sounding meows coming from near my porch. I looked over and found a large, rather attractive kitty walking along the fence. To my surprise, he responded to my kissy noises by coming over to say hello, and I rewarded this behavior with a package of the leftover wet food from when I had regular visitors.
He was healthy, well-groomed, and wore a collar, so it wasn’t too surprising that he let me pet him. He hasn’t come back for skritches or handouts, so I’m guessing he’s a mostly-indoor cat who got away from his wranglers for a little while.
The person responsible is probably also a serial comma killer…
In other news, sugar daddies the world over were seen converging on Pratt, Kansas.
“If I were going to write an isekai series…”
“Transported Into A Fantasy H-Game As The Comic-Relief Sidekick, I Keep Getting Kidnapped By Villains And Molested By Their Kinky Minions, Only To Be Rescued By The Hero Just As They Get To The Good Part”
I thought about designing another book cover to go with this title, but most of the potentially-appropriate art on Pixiv is a little too explicit, and it would end up behind an NSFW tag anyway…
So, has anyone written an “accidentally transported from one isekai to another one in a different genre” series yet? Y’know, like the clumsy, busty elven priestess who gets adopted as the mascot of a squad of space marines.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest they used the wrong picture for this product listing:
I’d have to finish watching the previous movie to have much interest in this one, but first I’d have to rewatch the beginning up to where I completely lost interest, and I’m just not motivated to do that any time soon.
I don’t think it’s possible to parody the isekai genre, so clearly it’s time to make my own…
(art by Milkpanda; swiped from Pixiv without permission)
1: This Clumsy Princess Is Falling All Over Me!
2: A Wild Loli Appears!
3: Holy Shit Those Tits Are Huge!
4: Her Cooking’s Terrible, But At Least She’s Naked!
5: All The Maids Wear Glasses!
6: Everything’s Better With Catgirls!
7: This Butch Palace Guard Secretly Collects Plushies!
8: My New Robot Girlfriend Needs An Off Switch!
9: Naughty Elves Need Love Too!
10: The Secret Valley Of Monster Girl Sex Slaves!
11: That Alien Nympho Is Over 18 Officer I Swear!
12: There’s Always Room For Slime Girls!
13: Trapped In The Lyin’ Witch’s Wardrobe!
14: Turns Out My Little Sister Is A Succubus!
23: Where Does The Third One Go?
29: Hers Is Bigger Than Mine But She’s Still A Girl So It’s Okay!
37: Mom Is That You?!?
“Popular social media site is a toxic dump”
The article refers to a specific physical location at which Instagram users are taking selfies, but I prefer to read it literally.