“Cincinnati great place to escape for weekend”

— OSU Lantern headline

Spaghetti with classmeat

The real WTF is that it comes with a cabbage-broccoli salad.


[for the kana-deprived, the menu item is for “spaghetti meat sauce”, served with one of: beef, pork, ham, or classmate]

“What is that?”

“It’s priest, have a little priest.”

“Is it really good?”

“Sir, it’s too good, at least.”


A Balanced Diet

Not pictured: the fourth food group, alcohol.

“Cheap ain’t easy”


Dear Dianne Feinstein…

Yeah, what he said.

OMC: Yuka Ogura

Yuka Ogura (小倉優香). Age 20. Yum.

I could stare at this smiley cutie for days. In fact, that’s why it took me so long to post this…


Trump 2020!

If you can judge a man by the quality of his enemies, Dianne Feinstein just turned Trump into a fucking superhero. #OwnGoal

Plug-in Transformer

Wow, that’s gotta be hard to clean…

Dear Apple,

How many Geniuses does it take to name your new iPhone the “excess max”? Couldn’t you at least have called it the Ne Plus Ultra.

Or even just the Plus Ultra?

(and, no, claiming that the “X” should be pronounced “10” doesn’t get you off the hook, because you don’t get to decide how millions of people pronounce a letter, and “tennis max” is dumb, too)

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”