Your Forma, supplemental

The show can now be legally streamed in the US. On Samsung TVs. Only.

As for the content, I had forgotten the preview mentioning that the series is explicitly skipping book one of the light novels. Some of the seemingly-random remarks between Our Odd Couple, such as him commenting that she no longer wears a necklace and the “you’ve stopped hating androids” line, are Book One references. So is the friendly girl they’re saying goodbye to at the beginning, and the tabloid headline (before the viewer has any idea what an “amicus” is or what the reference to “royal” means).

By the way, I assume that page three of The Moon tabloid features an ass-shot of a pretty girl. Well, hopefully a girl, anyway.

The Apothecary Diaries 2, episode 13

This week, Shisui reveals one of her small secrets and two of her big ones, as she takes Maomao and Xiaolan to the baths. The part of me that enjoys fan-service is forced to confess that it would be out of character for the show to suddenly start showing the goods, so the scenery is period-correct. Together they start a massage service for the lesser concubines, with Xiaolan hoping to make connections that will lead to a post-palace career. Shisui also points out that it’s a great opportunity to pick up rumors and gossip.

But in addition to this good clean fun, we get two new mysteries, with rumors of a mysteriously-handsome new eunuch, and high consort Lishu’s claim that her pavilion is haunted. Naturally, both are like catnip to Maomao, so that should take care of next week.

Slime-Killing Witch 2, episode 1

If you watched the first fluffy season, this episode promises to fluff in exactly the same fluffy way. There’s a brief reminder of the isekai setup and the platonic harem’s personalities, and then straight into the fluff.

After 300+ years of living in this world, Our Witchy Heroine randomly discovers that it has rice and adzuki beans, so the first half of the episode is spent reinventing manju, noticing that it looks kinda like slimes, pasting eyes on it, and turning it into a new regional specialty. Second half has a goddess working to promote herself with personal appearances, which leads to a reunion with the deity responsible for Azusa’s reincarnation into this world as a “forever seventeen”; you get three guesses who they hired to voice the goddess, and the first two don’t count.

Verdict: the ED promises to make the cast much bigger. As long as they don’t skimp on the Beelzebub appearances, I’m okay with that. Fluff, fluff.

(yes, I still have fan-art leftovers from the first season)

Bumpkin & Harem, episode 1

This one’s streaming on Amazon Prime, simul-dubbed into 8 languages. Cheaply, if the auto-play English dub is representative; 10 seconds of third-rate voice acting was all I could take while I fumbled to change it. Worse, Amazon has goofy auto-continue where in the middle of the end credits it decided I should watch the first episode of Electra Woman And Dyna Girl (the original Seventies series, not the shit-tier 2016 mini-series that has nothing in common except the title).

Take the premise of S-Rank Daughter, but instead of all the young babes seeing him as a father figure, they want a daddy. Seriously, the white-haired one who kicks off the plot lasts about ten seconds before blurting out that she dreams of being wifed. The way her tongue keeps slipping, it’s sure to land in his mouth soon.

For more fun, Haremette #3 (buff redhead variety) is one that Our Sword Daddy actually took in as a child, and went on to become a top-rank adventurer, reinforcing the comparison to S-Rank Daughter. Naturally she has a long-standing rivalry with Thirsty McWhiteHair that doubles when she sees Her Sensei/Daddy for the first time in many years.

Verdict: this is not subtle, with even Our Hero’s dad coming right out and saying “hey, why don’t you make grandkids with this hot former student?”. If they throw in some trashy hot-springs and beach episodes, I’m good.

(Holo-harem is unrelated)

A-Rank Adventure Harem, episode 12

I was kinda hoping that with the Asshole baggage out of the way, we could have ordinary dungeon/harem adventures, but no, this week rapidly escalates from “gosh this dungeon is weird” to “who’s gonna save the world?”, thanks to triple exposition from the creepy old man, the rescued magical schoolgirl, and some noble guy we’re meeting for the first time who has the secret history of the multiverse in his back pocket.

The answer to the world-saving question is, of course, Our Harem Hero. That role doesn’t offer a lot of downtime for waifuplay, so I hope this doesn’t try to turn into a serious show.

Verdict: please counter this extreme plot escalation by giving Jamie an early pardon and holding all future party conferences in the bath.

(I’ll just drown my sorrows with Marina again…)

Lazarus, episode 1

Apparently there will be two ways to watch this: Toonami has a dub, and Max has the sub. So pretty much everyone’s going to torrent it. I think I can get Max free for a while through DoorDash, so maybe I’ll try to watch it that way.

Could be worse, I suppose; the sex-doll-classmate show is licensed by a company I’ve never heard of that wants $13/month without letting you browse their catalog until you sign up.

LLM Story Logic

I fed a story bible into a recommended uncensored LLM and asked it to generate the prologue for the story. The setup was simple: four female adventurers in an inn, discussing the quest they were about to depart on before going to bed, while in the background, the wizard who hired them was planning a double-cross that would end with them enslaved.

The generated scene had a plausible prose structure, with a typical mix of narrative and dialogue, and since there was plenty of room to store the entire bible as context, everything matched the request.

Based on its (horny fiction) training data, the LLM placed the villainous wizard in the scene, drilling a peephole into the girls’ room so he could watch them undress for bed, which excited him enough that he began fondling himself through his robes. Suddenly:

As if sensing his gaze upon them, Meria suddenly looked up and met Khardo’s eye through the peephole. The old wizard quickly pulled back but it was too late - Meria had seen his lecherous expression and the bulge in his pants.

This is what happens when the “writer” is just stringing sentences together. His eye is pressed to a peephole, and yet from across the room she clearly sees the expression on his face and the erection he’s tugging on before he pulls away from the peephole and runs off. The scene continues with plausible sentences about responding to a peeping tom, and yet they all go to sleep without setting a guard, and still plan to set off on the quest he hired them for. Also, in the previous paragraph he was wearing robes, not pants.

As for the wizard:

Khardo would have to act quickly to lure them into his trap before they could warn anyone or change their plans.

So he leaves them alone for the rest of the night in the well-populated inn, where they have plenty of time to tell everyone in the place about the naughty peeping wizard, and no reason whatsoever to leave town and continue his quest the next morning.

In other words, even most direct-to-Kindle shovelware writers are still safe from AI for now.

The thunderstorms are literal, accompanied by tornado alerts, for pretty much the entire week (I was surprised not to get a power outage or surge Wednesday night). The anime are showing up a few per day until the weekend deluge.

KOOTHP, OP And Clueless

AKA “The Unaware Atelier Master”. The second Spring show to premiere, since Crunchyroll quietly released Delusional Space Virgin several days early. The trailers really scream WE’RE BEING FUNNY NOW, and while the gals are agreeably gal-shaped, they also have that self-conscious exaggerated design that I associate with Pokemon quest NPCs. Which is at best a mixed blessing.

In the usual way, the hero party kicks out the person who did all the grunt work, eventually discovering that they’re helpless without him, while he goes on to enjoy life with the amazing powers nobody ever noticed. He also attracts babes like he’s been dipped in honey and wrapped in $100 bills.

This one also pulls in the tropes from the “grew up in a secret village where everybody is OP, so he thinks it’s normal” genre. So:

1. Innocently do something impossible.
2. Obliviously acquire thirsty new waifu.
3. Cut to hero party to show them suffering.
4. Repeat.

Verdict: no sign of elves or catgirls yet; are all the waifus going to be human? Now that would be novel!

(KOOTHP = Kicked Out Of The Hero Party, a genre that seems to be roleplay therapy for writers carrying a grudge about their office jobs and college group projects)

Sword Of The Demon Hunter

Well, it’s got an art and animation budget, but I got bored really fast, and didn’t make it through the double-length first episode. Tried again, failed again.

I might skip the tedious backstory and try again next week.

(unrelated, not boring)

Your Forma, episode 1

“I’d like it if you don’t behave outside of my expectations.”

Dude, this is clearly your first time interacting with a woman.

Not licensed in the US yet, as far as I can tell, so I watched a multi-subbed torrent. There are claims it will be available next week, somewhere.

The show drops you into the world and the characters, gradually adding in facts as it goes, almost like they’re trying to tell a story. The ubiquitous heads-up display that everyone seems to have implanted is so annoying that I’m sure there are frequent self-inflicted icepick wounds happening offscreen, but for the viewers it’s conveniently-timed supplementary exposition, potentially saving us from some as-you-know-Bob moments. Negative points for having the robot sidekick come right out and say “I see you’ve stopped hating androids”, with her responding like a high-school tsundere.

Our CyberDiving Heroine spends this episode covered from neck to ankles, except for an inexplicable upper-chest window in her uniform (definitely not a boob window); her street clothes are missing the window. All of the female characters have pretty faces, but apart from a few “interesting” camera angles, they’re not on display. Almost like they’re trying to tell a story. Unless they all end up bathing together for some reason…

A non-subtle point in the ED animation is Our Heroine reading a book called “The City of Steel”, a very obvious reference to Asimov’s robot-detective novel “The Caves of Steel”, which ties into both the plot and the general three-laws setting. Almost like they’re trying to tell a story.

Verdict: Are they telling a new story? Not so far; I can think of at least three SF murder mysteries that share the basic tropes, and could come up with more if I thought about it for a minute. That doesn’t mean it will suck, simply that it may play out as just a mashup of material familiar to print-SF fans.

(no fan-art to speak of, so detective is unrelated)

Isekai Prime, fin

“Instead of banging you, your majesty, could I have some old furniture instead?”

The cast picture in the OP just added three new women, two of whom are dressed. The third is a sexy mage gal with boob tassels on her dress, and she’s introduced right away, with Our Shopping “Mage” ordered to duel her in front of the royal family. She summons a dragon, apparently from a Seventies cartoon, and it’s game on. Magical Loli does the heavy lifting (sure, let’s make it a family duel!), and yes, he ends up killing the dragon with his remarkably nimble bulldozer. Wow, that really hurt to type. Almost as much as hearing him go full chuuni again.

Then he gives Our Manipulative Princess a pearl necklace (not the kind he’s been giving the other gals), and Her Wicked Busty Step-Mother demands equal treatment, which she rewards with the key to the kingdom her bedroom. Which he rejects in favor of vintage furniture.

I’m surprised she didn’t throw in the kitchen sink. The writers certainly did, in a walk-and-talk exposition-and-flashback scene that goes from soup to nuts. Then Tassels asks Daughter how she learned magic, with the not-at-all surprising result that she’s so good at magic because her mother was the mage who wrote her favorite grimoire.

Then Our Hero gets a real reward: title to the land he’s been squatting on, with a noble title to go with it. He also gets Spoiled Princess and Her Willing Maid.

Verdict: it had its moments (including one LoL moment this week, with the catgirls mesmerized by the windshield wipers on his van), but wow what a load of crap was mixed in.

AI and the barn door

I was listening to an overview of securing LLMs with other LLMs, and the speaker was talking about his real-world experience helping companies give an LLM unrestricted access to confidential customer information and then “secure” it by having another LLM classify natural-language queries into “safe” and “forbidden”. He gave copious examples of how hard this is to accomplish, how fallible and trickable such systems were, and handwaved away attendee concerns with “our clients’ customers are demanding this!”.

Spoiler alert: customers aren’t demanding AI chatbots, they’re demanding customer service, which they’re not getting from overseas contractors reciting cookie-cutter scripts in a language they’re not fluent in.

Instead of solving real problems, the clients are just replacing a call center with a data center.

Solo Leveling 2, fin

Not only is it Our Solo Hero’s finest moment (saving Second-Best-Girl from certain death, that is), but Our OG Shoulda-Been-A-Waifu from the first season reveals her secret Gainaxing power. Related, Schoolgirl Hunter manages to walk rack-first into a video phone call, but needs to learn the secret art of bouncing to up her game. Assorted plot coupons are dropped for a future season (which has not been announced), and they didn’t forget about Missing Dad.

Verdict: overall a pretty good adaptation, but it needed more Esil.

A-Rank Adventure Harem, episode 11

While traipsing through the new dungeon, Our Hareming Hero has a brief moment of PTSD related to That Asshole. We didn’t need the reminder, but at least it led to a lap-pillow nap and a group cuddle. The dungeon itself seems to be stuffed with plot coupons, and as if that weren’t enough, Our Legal-Loli Healer And Head Waifu receives an ominous letter that threatens to ruin her life but ends up with her living the dream. Hopefully we get a time-skip soon or some other excuse to get Our Little Blonde Titty-Witch out of detention and back to work.

Verdict: pity the all-girl party dropped out of the dungeon-crawl; they’d have added some nice eye candy to the show. Anyway, this will be a welcome fluffy refuge next season if the lineup is really as dismal as it seems.

(I thought it was time to put a Marina LoRA to work and give her a few drinks to loosen up…)

Shangri-La Frontier 2, fin

Nothing happens. It’s setup for the just-announced season 3, dumping exposition so they can go right into the fighting tournament whenever they get the show made and scheduled.

Verdict: sadly, this messed-up pacing and other-game whiplash is faithful to the source material.

New stuff this week

I’ll watch Slime-Killing Witch 2, and try the first episodes of Sword Of The Demon Hunter, Your Forma, and From Old Country Bumpkin To Master Swordsman. The middle-aged grumpy guy in Bumpkin doesn’t have a voice that feels right for the part, but at least two of the platonic haremettes have very experienced actresses (1, 2).

The other two were Aria and Stella in Three Behemoths.

Apart from Isekai Prime, the only shows I’m watching that aren’t ending this weekend are the ones that continue into next season. Next week will be stuffed with new shows, most of which I won’t bother with.

Literal Dream Girl Elf Waifu, fin

Lips! Houston, we have lip-lock!

Honestly, I figured that’d be at least two seasons away. Anyway, all that setup for a dungeon crawl in the other world will have to wait for a future season, if any, because the big finish is Our Confirmed Couple holding hands as they walk off into the Tokyo sunset.

Verdict: best fluff of the season.

(I prompted Stable Diffusion to draw something that would give Our Sleepy Hero a nosebleed)

The Apothecary Diaries 2, episode 12

WARNING: the payoff is a true ROFLMAO moment; okay, several of them. Next week, bathing beauties.

Next week also officially starts the second cour, and the preview trailer confirms that the OP/ED music continues its downhill slide. Also, that the Shisui is about to hit the fan.

(not Shisui, obviously, but she is in next week's bath scene)

Hammer Of The Guild Gal, fin

After 15 minutes of talk-fighting the big boss, ass-pulling new abilities, and pretending that having their internal organs pulverized is just a flesh wound, Our Heroic Receptionist And Friends win the day and switch back to wacky hijinks, whipping that lash one last time.

Fully aware that they’re never getting another season, the writers wrap everything up while hoping you forget about things like Junior Receptionist dropping an ominous line implying she Knows Things She Shouldn’t. (spoiler: she knows pretty much everything)

Verdict: calling this show “uneven” really really understates what a mess it was. They even went so far as to give us the show’s one-and-only panty shot during the final battle, with Legal-Loli Healer flipping her skirt while being punched into the air so hard she should have been a thin smear on the wall.

Delusional Space Virgin, episodes 1-2

(aka “I’m The Evil Lord Of An Intergalactic Empire”)

Turns out Crunchyroll quietly streamed the first two episodes on Tuesday, with the third coming out Saturday. I guess they want to get it over with quickly.

Episode one flashes forward to show some of our never-gonna-be-a-harem gals chatting with our hero while he casually slaughters a space armada, pretending that he’s an evil warlord attacking innocents. Then it cuts to a flashback of his life going to shit, with him losing his wife, kid, job, money, health, and eventually life before meeting up with a reincarnation guide who offers him a better life in another world.

Naturally The Guide is lying, something that’s immediately obvious to the viewer even without casting Koyasu for his voice. Speaking of high-budget voices, also in the cast are Solo Leveling’s Second-Best-Girl as Robomaid, Bodacious Space Pirates’ Captain Marika as Lovestruck Blonde Mech Knight, and SAO’s Double-Lovestruck Sister/Cousin as Red-Underrim-Wearing Sales Engineer.

Episode 2 continues his origin story, expositing its way through a crapton of setup. Note that Blondie’s attack on a pirate fleet is either contemporary with L’il Villain’s new-world origin or a flashback, completely separate from the first episode’s flashforward where she looks the same age. Way to keep the timeline clear, eh?

(maid is unrelated, organic)

Unrelated, Grubhub sucks

You can get a nice discount if you have Amazon Prime (they’re part-owner these days), but it always defaults to non-contact delivery like it’s permanent Covid season, and drivers don’t even notice when you change it to “deliver like a normal person”. As a test, I added a delivery note: “additional tip for delivering to me directly”. I watched through the door as the driver set my food on the ground; that cost him $5.

Also, the restaurant sent the wrong dessert, so I won’t order from them again anyway. Also also, in theory I had a 35% discount, but the clear instructions in the email were rejected by the web site. Pretty sure they only tested clicking the link from smartphone email and opening the app, despite claiming other methods would work.

“Hey, Princess, you shouldn’t take candy from strangers. I might run off with you.”

“Cool!”

(bonus mental picture…)

This week, Loli Princess is a force of nature, and if Her Busty Step-Mom’s typical for the King’s tastes, she’s sure to grow up to be a full-figured heartbreaker. Speaking of busts, Her Head Maid is lush enough to catch Our Shopping Hero’s ever-wandering eye, despite the presence of His Current And Future Wives and Their Hair-Trigger Jealousy.

Speaking of which: “Dude, you realize your catgirls are going to smell that maid on you, right? And realize that Our Surprisingly Sophisticated Princess was watching the whole time? Also, did you actually buy sex toys as Princess suggested? Asking for a friend.”

Verdict: character art was off about half the time, but it was still a lot of fun. One more week of silliness to go.

(“Daddy, the new sex toys are here!”)

OpenAI finally has a killer app!

…and it turns out to be “draw me like one of your Ghibli girls”. 😁

Fucks given? None.

For the dozens of people around the world who might still care, there’s a trailer for a new Doctor Who season. Spoiler: no writers or actors were involved, just CGI artists and a Phil Collins song.

I liked the L’il Esils so much that I decided to make more, adding the challenge of putting them to bed without the model turning it into loli porn. Careful use of negative prompts managed to produce usually innocent pictures of L’il Esil with innocent sleepwear, stuffed animals, and non-sexy poses, but the attempt exposed another common problem with generative AI: it doesn’t understand how rooms work or how people fit inside them.

The basic prompt was: “<lora-trigger> wearing black and red frilly pajamas and fuzzy slippers. sfw, happy, flat chest, child height, child body, child face. indoors, girl’s bedroom at night, evil stuffed animals in background” (and, yes, despite the lack of nudity and sex keywords, I had to add “cum” to the negative prompt; in one pic, the teddy bear had a puddle of white stuff leaking from its crotch, sigh).

A human being would interpret “child height” in relationship to the typical sizes of common bedroom objects, like doors, chairs, dressers, and beds. Generative AI sometimes seems to get it right, but it’s really the user deciding between equally-likely alternatives.

So for fun, here’s a whole bunch of L’il Esils, and the challenge is to notice how many things are not-quite-right about the images.

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Literal Dream Girl Elf Waifu, episode 11

Our Slow-Moving Couple spends this week in the real world, taking a trip to Our Hero’s hometown, smuggling Our Foodie Dragon Mama along in the form of a cat. Cheaper than trying to buy an extra shinkansen ticket and explain her presence to Grandpa, although I’m sure he’d have been impressed to have Kazuhiro bring two hot gals home. Next week will likely be spent dungeon-crawling.

Verdict: Cat-Wridra needs to be more aggressive at helping out with matchmaking duties, but hey, at least they’re holding hands more often now.

The Apothecary Diaries 2, episode 11

Jinshi suffers through half an hour of teasing by Gyokuyou in order to “borrow” Maomao for a hunting trip, with the intention of revealing his true identity and status. Her well-practiced density allows her to avoid figuring it out, until gun-toting assassins leave the two of them truly alone together. Finally. Next week’s episode title reveals all.

Hammer Of The Guild Gal, episode 11

Monologing. Not a great way to spend your next-to-last episode. Blech.

Solo Leveling 2, episode 12

After the obligatory “Thank God The Hero Has Arrived” reaction shots by everyone who’s had a speaking role this season, it’s time to go mano-a-hormiga in a… fistfight? Yeah, let’s have Jinwoo and Badass Ant punch each other for a while. Fortunately this isn’t an old issue of Marvel Team-Up, so they eventually get down to the serious business of killing each other.

Lots of CGI ant-movement that sticks out badly, and some weirdly bad animations of the spear-carriers (for a moment I thought TV Guy had jello arms as a superpower), but the actual fight was pretty good. Naturally they had to end it on a Second-Best-Girl cliffhanger, with Our Mangled Blonde Hunter Gal at that very specific level of too hurt to cure but too tough to have died ten minutes ago.

Verdict: no, she doesn’t die next week.

(fan-artist headcanon I can get behind)

A-Rank Adventure Harem, episode 10

Aside from the lengthy travel montage and walk-and-talk exposition scenes, this was fun, as the show casts aside the Asshole Party baggage and leans into harem/adventure goodness. Our Little Blonde Titty-Witch had to sit out this adventure, but she did at least make it into the OP animation as an official haremette. Pity she didn’t make it into the hot-springs bath scenes with the rest, although they were shorter than the travel montage and showed no signs of Buy-The-Bluray advertising.

Unrelated, they went seriously old-school for the new-town guildmaster’s look.

Verdict: new waifu-focused ED animation to celebrate a new asshole-free era. I’m not counting the brief encounter with some foreign chauvinists, since that led Yuke to accidentally proclaim that he’s a proper harem lord, thrilling the educated haremette who spoke the language.

(I didn’t even have to ask the LoRA to give me some special costumes for Silk…)

Shangri-La Frontier 2, episode 24

Fish fight! Our Bird-Brained Hero spends pretty much the entire episode figuring out how to defeat the giant electric whale, and then executes the plan (and the whale) with the help of Our Friendly Fishman NPC. While all the other NPCs sleep and the other players are off living their real lives.

Verdict: …which means that all the character interaction is getting crammed into the final episode of the season next week. …which means that they’d better announce another season already in production, since we’ve got two cliffhangers.

Mistakes Were Made™

They’re pushing an accelerated rollout schedule for the Veterans Administration’s New Thing, despite its poor track record in current deployments, delays, cost overruns, near-universal negative reaction from health-care professionals and IT staff, proven risks to patients, and lack of trained staff to handle the transition even before the push to RIF thousands of employees.

Based on what I’ve heard from insiders, the correct response should be to have Team Elon dispatch an anal-probe software forensics team to thoroughly investigate New Thing before it kills more veterans, with major penalties to the vendors for their failures.

Transdependency

I have a lot of open-source packages installed on my Mac through Homebrew. 16 of them are now cannot be upgraded because I pinned Perl at a specific release. Most of them are stuck just because someone once wrote an optional Perl script that’s included in the repo, and it’s still there years or decades later.

(I originally pinned Perl because the person who maintains the recipe didn’t understand how to set it up to preserve installed modules across minor releases, and Perlbrew simply didn’t work on my M2 Macbook Air when I bought it)

Back in black…

Glen Cook’s original Black Company trilogy was really good. Several of the later books were interesting, but never recaptured the magic. So I wasn’t terribly interested when a new book came out seven years ago that was set between the first two, especially since it seemed to incorporate Cook’s interest in anime that made the final Garrett book such a disaster. And they still want $13 for the Kindle edition seven years after release, so I’m still not interested.

And now he’s got another one coming out in November. What’s it about? No idea, but apparently he signed a contract to write a whole new BC sequel series, since it’s titled “Lies Weeping: Volume 1 of the Black Company Saga: A Pitiless Rain”. I doubt I’ll pick it up.

(loli dragon gal is very loosely related, since she’s from a show called Dungeon of Black Company…)

Isekai Prime, episode 11

I’m gonna need a program to keep all these busty blonde hot chicks straight. Also, why does Loli Princess have burned shoulders? The burned cheeks seem to be a poor rendition of blushing, but the shoulders are weird.

Speaking of lolis, Our Magical Daughter suddenly got her first period, and after getting everything explained by Our Busty Blonde Merchant Waifu, announces her intention to have Our Shopping Hero’s baby. Yeah, that comes as a surprise to exactly nobody. As does his rejection of Our Furry-Big-Boobed Orange Catgirl’s advances with the usual “you’re too young” excuse that has never stopped a girl before. And he doesn’t actually reject Daughter except to say that she needs about five years before she’s really ripe for baby-making…

Character art is frequently off, and there’s no explanation for why they have the three big tubs side-by-side indoors but still have the barrel bathtubs outside, and the only thing I’ll say about The Big Battle is that it was stupid and poorly done. Seriously, why?

Speaking of “why?”, is this really the time for another dramatic plot shift? With only two episodes left to go?

(at least we’ll always have Myaley…)

Location, location, location

Since setting up my new Pihole, it’s blocked over 64% of DNS queries. That’s… a lot higher than the old one. I did add some new filters when I updated, but it shouldn’t be that different. But it turns out that one of the new filters included inference.location.live.net, which is responsible for fully 71% of the blocked requests.

And I don’t even keep the gaming PC running 24x7. Thanks, Microsoft Spyware. I’m sure it would only be a few percent if it weren’t blocked, but it’s really upset that it can’t get through, and refuses to back off.

(#2 on the block list (at 6%) is diag.meethue.com, and I could have sworn I told my Hue smartbulb controller not to send in “anonymous diagnostics”…)

Upcoming Anime

Based entirely on the blurbs and videos at LiveChart.me…

First off, things that are continuing:

• The Apothecary Diaries 2 YES
• A-Rank Adventure Harem Yes

Second, sequels:

• Bye, Bye Earth 2 NOT A CHANCE
• Loser Ranger 2 No; season 1 got stuck in a tournament arc.
• Slime-Killing Witch 2 Yes; the novels eventually fell apart, but probably not this season. I wish they’d animate the Beelzebub spinoff, though.

🎶 …And The Rest… 🎶

(by claimed start date)

• Twins HinaHima: almost no info about this “weird shit happens to two schoolgirls” show. Trailer doesn’t impress. No

• The Unaware Atelier Master: “kicked out of the hero’s party, it turns out I have cheat-level skills in everything except combat”. Snore. Highly Unlikely

• Sword Of The Demon Hunter: something something Highlander something protecting sister and step-sister across time from heart-eating demons something. Runs for two cours, decent art. Maybe?

• Once Upon A Witch’s Death: forget that 100 friends trope; this time, Shouty Loli Witch is going to make 1,000 people so happy they cry, or die trying. Highly unlikely

• Catch Me at the Ballpark!: romancing the beer girl. No

• Please Put Them On, Takamine-san: schoolgirl panties time machine fan-service. Not making that up. Unlikely

• The Beginning After The End Season 1: “reincarnated from one fantasy world to another, this former king develops awesome cheat powers as a child and…”. Highly unlikely

• Your Forma: Cyber Cop Gal goes memory-diving with android partner. Light-novel adaptation that’s explicitly skipping book one. They’re putting some money into the trailer animation, at least. Maybe

• The Too-Perfect Saint: Tossed Aside By My Fiancé And Sold To Another Kingdom: the trailers put me to sleep, so I don’t know what this is about. No

• MIRU: Paths To My Future: five-episode anthology series that looks like Quantum Leap with a robot lead. No

• The Brilliant Healer’s New Life In The Shadows: “kicked out of the hero’s party, I opened a clinic in the slums to use my cheat-level healing powers”. Yeah, whatever. No

• Rock Is A Lady’s Modesty: misfit gals at private princess school form rock band, shout. No

• Raccoon Team Calcal: well, it’s no Red Cat Ramen, that’s for sure. No

• Can A Boy-Girl Friendship Survive?: childhood friendship turns to wacky love hijinks as the hormones kick in. No

• The Dinner Table Detective: oh, god, no, she’s a screamer. That’s like twice as funny as shouting, said no one ever. Anyway, rookie cop by day, rich society gal by night, teamed up with her genius butler. Hell, No

• Everyday HOST CLUB: boywhores. Not a chance

• YAIBA: Samurai Legend: this looks like a mashup of every “funny” shounen fighting story ever. No

• Anne Shirley: the latest iteration of the Japanese fascination with Anne of Green Gables. No

• Gag Manga Biyori GO: with a title like that, what could go wrong? No

• GUILTY GEAR STRIVE: DUAL RULERS: note that the all-caps English is the actual Japanese title, and the trailer just reinforces that sense of self-conscious “coolness”. The plot description reads like insane troll logic to justify a fighting game, and that’s exactly what it is. Not a chance

• Kowloon Generic Romance: boy meets girl meets weird shit. No

• From Old Country Bumpkin To Master Swordsman: trailer suggests it’s somewhere between A-Rank Adventure Harem and S-Rank Daddy’s Girl. Maybe?

• I’m The Evil Lord Of An Intergalactic Empire!: the key element of this ridiculously-chaste isekai power fantasy is that the hero is wrong-genre-savvy. He was betrayed by everyone in his first life, and believes that everything about his new SF/magic isekai life is a blessing from Reincarnation Dude to help him achieve his “selfish” “evil” goals. The female characters are easy on the eyes, but the most he ever does with them (over decades) is grope his robot maid’s clothed chest occasionally. Maybe?

• Princession Orchestra: this generic-looking magical-girl show is getting four cours in a row. No

• To Be Hero X: Chinese-made pure-CGI Western-style superhero tournament show. Not a chance

• Lazarus: someone’s putting some money into this race-for-a-cure near-future self-consciously cool thriller. The trailer looks like Cowboy Bebop seduced The White Plague and abandoned their kid. Maybe

• Witch Watch: wacky school magical romance hijinks, extra shouty. Two cours in a row. No

• Maebashi Witches: another magical-girl show, heavy on the CGI, where they are both florists and idol singers. No

• Yandere Dark Elf: She Chased Me All the Way From Another World!: The word “yandere” does not appear in the original title, and the trailer just shows her being dere-dere and mostly naked, with a whole collection of isekai babes hanging out with our schoolboy former hero. Unexpectedly, main girl shares her name with this season’s isekai elf. Maybe for the eye candy

• Makina-san’s A Love Bot?!: most popular girl in class seeks robot otaku for repairs, romance. Trailer is covered with steam and shouting. Unlikely

• The Mononoke Lecture Logs Of Chuzenji-sensei: He Just Solves All the Mysteries: post-war Tokyo exorcist/detective/teacher partners up with schoolgirl. This is apparently a prequel to some other show I never watched. No

• ZatsuTabi -That’s Journey-: cute college girl and failed manga artist goes traveling with cute friends. Appears to be sponsored by local tourist associations. Unlikely

• My Hero Academia: Vigilantes: spinoff series. Unlikely

• Summer Pockets: the trailer looks exactly like a visual-novel adaptation, and the caption for it name-drops Clannad, Little Busters, and Angel Beats, so, yeah, guy moves to new town, meets a bunch of quirky girls, and uncovers his hidden memories. No

• #Compass2.0 Animation Project: honestly, the name was enough to put me off, and the blurb made it worse. By the time I reached the trailer with the heavily-autotuned robo-doll, I gave up. No

• The Shiunji Family Children: “I wish I didn’t have five sisters.” “They’re not biological sisters.” “Ooh, harem hijinks!” No

• Apocalypse Hotel: loli robo-doll runs hotel in a post-human Tokyo. There’s an artist on Pixiv who draws really cool post-human Tokyo scenes; the backgrounds look just like that. Unlikely

• Me And The Alien MuuMuu: cat-shaped alien sneaks into a college girl’s dorm to learn technology and create wacky hijinks. No

• Moonrise: high-concept action series pitting an AI-run Earth utopia against scrappy terrorist moon-rebels. Teaser trailer contains dick-all about any actual story, and just name-drops people who’ve done other things. Netflix is putting serious money into this, so there’s a good chance it will suck like most of the other original shows they’ve funded and meddled with. Unlikely

• A Ninja And An Assassin Under One Roof: cute ninja gal on the run moves in with busty assassin gal for wacky yuri hijinks. The trailer includes a scene where ninja tracks assassin to her high school… by the smell of her panties. No

• Teogonia: “it wasn’t until most of my friends were dead that I suddenly realized I was an OP isekai hero with memories of my old life”. No

• Mono: cute girls taking cute photos, and shouting. No

• Food For the Soul: cute college girls eating cute food. No

That’s 3 yes, 6 maybe, 8 unlikely, 3 highly unlikely, and a whole bunch of nope. Not the most promising of seasons, to put it mildly.