Humor

Dear Amazon,


I think you’re pushing your personal kinks a little too hard.

Shall-Issue Open Carry


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I got nuthin’…


…so here’s a nice pair of melons.

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Curry Udon target practice


I need to order these for me and my sister, for our next trip to Japan…

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Grooming An American Loli


“​…and this week Doc is playing with Julie, Gopher is playing with Vicki, and Isaac’s got a big surprise for Captain Stubing!”

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Winnie hits puberty…


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United’s PR Roadmap


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Loli Poppins


I refuse to apologize for what happened when the soundtrack from Mary Poppins was playing as I read Mauser’s comment about Lollygagging. Dedicated to Roman Polanski, of course.

🎵

“…and every pass I plan to make,
involves Delicious Cake.
A law, or three, won’t save young girls from me…

“Some champagne and a quaalude made the little girl go down,
the little girl go down,
the little girl go down.
But the booze, pills, and ass-rape were all felonies, I found,
so I fled the USA.”

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”