Dear Amazon,

That’s one hell of a Cyber Monday special…

$Age / 2 + 7

When applying the $Age / 2 + 7 rule, can you add their ages together for a threesome?

Asking for a friend.

Whitest. Game. Ever.

By the way, the guy on the left didn’t bring a date; he’s just there to feel up your wife. His name’s Harvey.

Dear Vox Day,

Please rally your troupe to nominate What Happened for the Hugo. It’s apparently a first-rate alternate-history novel, although I hear the main character is a bit of a Mary Sue:

“I ran for President because I thought I’d be good at the job. I thought that of all the people who might run, I had the most relevant experience, meaningful accomplishments, and ambitious but achievable proposals, as well as the temperament to get things done in Washington.”
— Hillary Clinton’s ghostwriters

Dear Amazon,

Sorry, but I’m transgenrephobic.

That said, “Night Of The Living A-Ko” does have a certain ring to it.

Dear Amazon Japan,

Classification errors galore.


Separated at birth…


“Mr. Trump, Tear Down That Wall!”

Metaphor alert: each book on display is held upright by the spine of another.


“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”