Evergreen headlines…

“Popular social media site is a toxic dump”

The article refers to a specific physical location at which Instagram users are taking selfies, but I prefer to read it literally.

Budget RealDoll…

…from Panasony:

Biden’s new campaign slogan…

How else would you respond to accusations of inappropriate treatment of young girls?

There’s an app for that…

Man, Obama must be kicking himself for not having thought of this one

“I’d thwip that!”

Front toward enemy…


“Kenneth, what is the frequency?!”

I think this is the opposite of using a tinfoil hat to block the mind-control signals…

Surprisingly, the “Kenneth” attack may not have been an example of Dan Rather’s hobby of making up phony news stories; someone who later murdered an NBC employee claimed responsibility.

Dear Amazon,

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this passport wallet has been linked with the wrong Q&A section:

  • Is it hard to assemble?
  • Is this comfortable for long sitting sessions?
  • What tools are needed for assembly?
  • Does it feel comfortable for the back?
  • What is the height of the highest setting off the floor?
  • Does this chair make noise?