Humor

Front toward enemy…


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“Kenneth, what is the frequency?!”


I think this is the opposite of using a tinfoil hat to block the mind-control signals…

Surprisingly, the “Kenneth” attack may not have been an example of Dan Rather’s hobby of making up phony news stories; someone who later murdered an NBC employee claimed responsibility.

Dear Amazon,


I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this passport wallet has been linked with the wrong Q&A section:

  • Is it hard to assemble?
  • Is this comfortable for long sitting sessions?
  • What tools are needed for assembly?
  • Does it feel comfortable for the back?
  • What is the height of the highest setting off the floor?
  • Does this chair make noise?

“Oh, I Wish I Were A Robert Mueller Jingle…”


(with apologies to Oscar Mayer…)

🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶
Your baloney has a first meme,
it’s ‘Rus-sian Col-lu-sion’.
Your baloney has a second meme,
it’s ‘Or-ange-Man-Is-Bad’.
Oh we’ll laugh in your face every day,
and if you ask us why we’ll saaaaay,
“​…cause Loony Leftists have to pay
for screwing up the USA.”
🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶

Oppai Seijin!


Every anime girl ever…

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…well, except for the ones suffering from A-cup angst.

On the bright side, anime girls won’t infect your laptop during a software update like ASUS. Unless you download them from one of those sites…

A Celebration of Patriarchy


…either that, or a clear case of statuary rape.

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Dear Amazon,


Every time I see this picture, I think about how much she must hate him, to wreck his back this way.

Dear Amazon,


Yeah, self-help is a much better term than self-abuse…

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”