I see you’ve found the new Hello!Project box set.
I can’t trace the origin of this NSFW “commercial”. The product is real, but I have just the tiniest little hunch that the video is not authentic.
What’s your social justice super hero name?
[your undiagnosed mental illness]
[The weapon you used at your last peaceful protest]
I have a few questions…
Viewing the Honest Trailer for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (featuring Michael Bolton) reminded me just how creepy the adult-child interactions are in that movie.
That got the song Pure Imagination running through my head, and things went downhill from there…
🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶
Come with me and you’ll see
what it’s like to live by child predation.
What you’ll find in their hearts
is fear, shame, and degradation.
To begin, take a spin
on one of my deviant creations.
Here your sins won’t require expiation.
If you want to do little kids,
I will teach you how to find them.
You can sneak up right behind them,
drag them to your van, then gag and bind them.
There’s a place you can go
to wallow in pure degeneration.
In my lair you’ll be free
to commit atrocities.
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This showed up on Takitumblr today, after being spotted on Twitter. It turns up in a lot of “wacky Japan” roundups going back years, and of course I immediately ID’d the color printer as Miki Fujimoto, a graduate of the Hello!Project School of Fashion. Seriously, who else are you going to hire to dress up like this?
I look forward to the Curry Catgirl flavor.
The DoctorNana Asakawa: “Never gonna happen.”