Humor

On Context…


Just stumbled across a hilariously-incorrect translation in the Pixiv tags file I’m using: 黒パン (kuro-pan) as “Rye_Bread”.

Google it, and you will in fact find pictures and recipes featuring dark rye and pumpernickel.

Pixiv it, and you’ll find black panties. 😄

“She about to start some shit, Zed”


Art by Shell

Get Swoke!


My parents are on a stuff-eliminating binge as part of their move into a new place, resulting in a number of rather surprising packages arriving at my house. Clearly I come by my packrat ways honestly.

This never-used gem turns a 14-inch wok into a tea smoker. The company still exists and still sells woks, but Google suggests that I may be the only one in the world with an honest-to-gosh Swoke Kit.

I’m pretty sure the included wood chips and tea leaves have lost their flavor since 1983, though. 😜

Yeah, it’s like that…


Friendzone Illustrated


SFW, but large animated GIF.

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Plausible headline…


“Russian Spy Snowden Weds Freelance Spy Manning”

Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,


I’m pretty sure there’s nothing Egyptian about these costumes, despite their use in your new stage show “Pharaoh’s Tomb”.

What’s in a name?


Shouldn’t these be called naanites?

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”