Dear Apple,

How many Geniuses does it take to name your new iPhone the “excess max”? Couldn’t you at least have called it the Ne Plus Ultra.

Or even just the Plus Ultra?

(and, no, claiming that the “X” should be pronounced “10” doesn’t get you off the hook, because you don’t get to decide how millions of people pronounce a letter, and “tennis max” is dumb, too)

High school is different in Japan…


5 kilos of hmmmmm…


Halt and catch fire

I would pay good money to see this happen to every Prius I end up behind on Highway 101…

Dear Amazon,

I wasn’t aware that “self-help” included shibari, but this wouldn’t be the first time your recommendations got a bit kinky

Unclear on the concept…

Mecha-musume: you’re doing it wrong.

Dear Hello!Project Costumer Designers,

Does the carpet match the drapes?


Clickbait jailbait

Clickbait spammy ad network Taboola keeps showing this to me (the Mill Valley bit is poor geolocation), and every time I see it, I think the rule they’re referring to is: kidnapped teens must be securely handcuffed while vehicle is in motion.

I thought everyone knew that, but maybe they don’t teach it in Drivers Ed any more?