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Bake the cake…


A lot of people are talking about turning the tables on the NRA boycotters by going to progressive bakeries and insisting they decorate cakes with pro-2nd messages. This is unlikely to work, since the sort of people who try to shut down Christian businesses for opposing gay marriage are unlikely to be able to run successful businesses themselves. You’d only be annoying people who aren’t really your enemies.

Fun to fantasize about, though…

“Hi, I’d like to order a special cake for a civil rights party.”

“Great! We’d love to have your business!”

“I want a big picture of an AR-15 with the words μολὼν λαβέ underneath.”

“You what now?”

“Yeah, and surround the AR-15 with rainbow sprinkles, because it’s a gay little poodle-shooter.”

*click*

I blame Ann Althouse


I don’t know how these things pop into my head, really I don’t.

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Where have all the good trolls gone,
and where are all the frauds?
Where’s the foul-mouthed twitter-mob
that spits upon the Odds?

Won’t somebody white-knight
their own misogyny?
Late at night I go online
and I get all that I need.

I need a Tumblr!
I’m holding out for a Tumblr full of anger and spite!
It’s gotta be lame
and it’s gotta be woke
and it’s gotta be picking a fight!

I need a Tumblr!
I’m holding out for a Tumblr SJW insight!
Self-righteous for sure,
acting out like a loon,
and it’s got to be from a lowlife.
One with no life.
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They don’t even have to pay him…


(via)

Dear Amazon,


That’s one hell of a Cyber Monday special…

$Age / 2 + 7


When applying the $Age / 2 + 7 rule, can you add their ages together for a threesome?

Asking for a friend.

Whitest. Game. Ever.


By the way, the guy on the left didn’t bring a date; he’s just there to feel up your wife. His name’s Harvey.

Dear Vox Day,


Please rally your troupe to nominate What Happened for the Hugo. It’s apparently a first-rate alternate-history novel, although I hear the main character is a bit of a Mary Sue:

“I ran for President because I thought I’d be good at the job. I thought that of all the people who might run, I had the most relevant experience, meaningful accomplishments, and ambitious but achievable proposals, as well as the temperament to get things done in Washington.”
— Hillary Clinton’s ghostwriters

Dear Amazon,


Sorry, but I’m transgenrephobic.

That said, “Night Of The Living A-Ko” does have a certain ring to it.

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”