Creepy Porn Attorney
lies for his clients,
Of which we’re sure of three.
beating a woman,
“People,” he said, said he;
“You must always believe the accusers of men,
unless they’re accusing me.”
The judge says Trump has to let him in. Doesn’t say he’s allowed to speak.
(Artist: Sakichi Sakichi)
Clearly my recent search for cotton rope has led you down a dark path…
Q: How do you make a vegan sub?
"Oh, just workin' on my Girl Scout knots."
“Don’t you mean Boy Scout knots?”
"Why would I want to tie up boys?"
Pro tip: if you search for “cotton rope” on Amazon, don’t browse the “people also bought” section at work. Especially if the rope is from a company called BONTIME. My favorite was the “travel yoga and exercise kit” that included cuffs, collar, and two spreader bars.
…is that they block robots.
They’re not spinning the results of Elizabeth Warren’s less-inconclusive-than-before DNA test correctly.
I mean, at 1/1024, she’s clearly a homeopathic Native American.