Dear Amazon,

Clearly my recent search for cotton rope has led you down a dark path…

Vegan Sub

Q: How do you make a vegan sub?


Knotty time…

“What’cha doin’?”

“Oh, just workin’ on my Girl Scout knots.”

“Don’t you mean Boy Scout knots?”

“Why would I want to tie up boys?”

Pro tip: if you search for “cotton rope” on Amazon, don’t browse the “people also bought” section at work. Especially if the rope is from a company called BON​TIME. My favorite was the “travel yoga and exercise kit” that included cuffs, collar, and two spreader bars.

The trouble with CAPTCHAs…

…is that they block robots.



They’re not spinning the results of Elizabeth Warren’s less-inconclusive-than-before DNA test correctly.

I mean, at 1/1024, she’s clearly a homeopathic Native American.

New Senate confirmation video

Dear Amazon,

What do you people do to your dogs?

Saaya plays Steely Dan…

Viewed at thumbnail size, for a moment I thought she’d switched career tracks.


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