Humor

Dear Amazon,


Clearly my recent search for cotton rope has led you down a dark path…

Vegan Sub


Q: How do you make a vegan sub?

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Knotty time…


“What’cha doin’?”

“Oh, just workin’ on my Girl Scout knots.”

“Don’t you mean Boy Scout knots?”

“Why would I want to tie up boys?”


Pro tip: if you search for “cotton rope” on Amazon, don’t browse the “people also bought” section at work. Especially if the rope is from a company called BON​TIME. My favorite was the “travel yoga and exercise kit” that included cuffs, collar, and two spreader bars.

The trouble with CAPTCHAs…


…is that they block robots.

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They’re not spinning the results of Elizabeth Warren’s less-inconclusive-than-before DNA test correctly.

I mean, at 1/1024, she’s clearly a homeopathic Native American.

New Senate confirmation video


Dear Amazon,


What do you people do to your dogs?

Saaya plays Steely Dan…


Viewed at thumbnail size, for a moment I thought she’d switched career tracks.

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