In which Frieren does the meme, and then gets sentenced to 300 years hard labor.

I’m guessing there’s an AI behind this…

Dear Apple,

A while back I bought the recently-updated AirPods 3 Pro. They worked fine with my phone, tablet, and laptop, but Apple’s “find my” service couldn’t see them. At the time, the explanation was that I hadn’t yet upgraded my devices to the “Liquid Ass” OS v26. Since I wasn’t traveling much (indeed, I often don’t leave the house for days, especially the way this winter has been going…), I didn’t worry about it.

Now that they have a mostly working 26.3 release, and they’ve added back some of the legibility that was abandoned in the pursuit of random UI restyling, I updated my phone and tablet (not the Mac; that needs to work). To no surprise, the AirPods did not magically start working correctly in “find my”; they were detected, but it insisted that setup was incomplete and they could not be located.

Clicking on the error message took me to a support page, where none of this worked. At all. There’s yet another screen where you have to completely disassociate the device from your Apple account and then reconnect.

(flux2 is a lot slower and more memory-intensive than Z-Image Turbo, but it’s better at text, styles, and prompt following; there’s a lot I can’t do with it because my graphics card only has 24 GB of VRAM, but for simple one-off pics without refining, upscaling, or multi-image editing, it’s great; I’m thinking about setting up SwarmUI on Runpod with a better card, for the times when I want precise prompting)

Amazon Japan gets clean

Unless you have an active VPN connection with Japanese servers, you can no longer view adult books and videos on Amazon Japan. Searches pretend there’s nothing there, and direct links to products throw up an error page as if the page doesn’t exist. Items in wishlists appear normally with their title and picture, but you can’t click on them or move them to your cart.

(the accurately-rendered poster titles come from the collection of dirty-book covers I acquired some years back as part of my collage-wallpaper project)

How to spot the hero in a harem anime…

This week, it’s the thought that counts, especially when you’re a pair of socially-awkward teens fumbling through their first date. Much easier to fight ogres. Or Pokemon.

(fan-artists frequently draw Fern much bustier than she is in the anime, while Nagi is pretty much spot-on)

Underground Healer, anime and novel

Since I’m only watching Frieren this season, I cast back looking for recommendations of completed series, and found a lot of positive commentary for this one. I’m watching about an episode-and-a-half a day while on the elliptical, but it’s interesting enough that I picked up the first few translated light novels.

And then I hit this bullshit in book 3:

“You clap at us, we clap back harder.”

The speaker is one of the three slum-gang boss hotties, squaring off with a bruiser from the Black Guild who’s smashing up their festival. She says this as their argument escalates into a full-scale gang battle.

This is not the first line that didn’t ring true, but it’s easily the worst.

Not only does the slang instantly date itself, it makes no fucking sense in the scene. It’s like a mafia don getting uptwinkles from his lieutenants.

What could possibly go wrong?

Apple is allowing third-party AI apps in CarPlay. The jokes just write themselves…

I’m okay with it this time…

I put in an Amazon order Thursday night that promised delivery between 7AM - 11 AM Friday. Sometime before that window opened, the “clear skies” forecast proved wrong, and 4 inches of fresh snow was dumped over the course of several hours. It didn’t stop until after noon, and the trucks didn’t come out to clear the roads until evening.

I cleared a path to the street and salted it, but I didn’t actually expect the package to show up until Saturday, which it did.

Setting aside the sequels to shows I never watched or have abandoned, Spring is not looking great, but summer has some promise:

• Spring: Farming Life In Another World 2: still hoping they stop being coy about how thoroughly the divine farming tool plows the fields. The first trailer shows off plenty of pretty gals, at least, so it promises to be as decorative as the first season.

• Summer: The World’s Strongest Rearguard: please-don’t-suck-please-don’t-suck. Still no video preview, but the initial casting is up, and Our Upright Ass-Guardian is voiced by The Universal Boy Hero, Mute Lizard Best Girl is Komi, Sexy Former Manager’s biggest roles have all been porn, Cursed Swordsgirl is perhaps best known for voicing 2B, and Jailbait Shrine Maiden is Yor (aka Visha, Yun-hua, Ryu, Angeline, etc). And both the light novels and manga are resuming after a lengthy hiatus.

• Summer: Bumpkin & Harem 2: yes. From what I know, the gals never actually become haremettes, despite Red showing signs of jealousy. I would like to see Age-Appropriate Hot Magic Teacher emerge as the leading candidate for wifehood, but White is determined.

• Summer: Skeleton Knight 2: yes, please.

• Summer: Magilumiere 2: yes-yes-yes!

Mini-gyoza!

I’m really looking forward to spending a few weeks in Japan soon. Osaka-style hitokuchi (one-bite) gyoza will be on the menu, but not quite this tiny. It’s going to be a mostly-Kyoto trip, but thanks to my sister having to leave early, I’ll have two-and-a-half days on my own in Tokyo.

Not the usual hot-springs episode. Or the usual first-date episode. As usual for Frieren, it’s the journey that matters.

Related,

I would not have guessed that Himmel had the same voice actor as Bakugo and Accelerator. I learned this after viewing a short clip from the Japanese-dubbed Chinese animation series “The Last Summoner” and finding the voices of hero and heroine kinda familiar.

It’s a shouty, tropey Boy-Meets-Goddess show where she spends most of her time as a bratty shoulder chibi, because full-figured-full-power form is too expensive to maintain, and any power use at all requires stuffing her face. Y’know, a Completely Original Story™.

The punchline is that her voice actress is Frieren.

(Anime News Network has no record of this show, so off to MyAnimeList; licensed by Crunchyroll, by the way, who lists it as two seasons, but it’s just Chinese vs Japanese audio)

Unrelated,

Chaney’s latest series “Accidental Astronaut” is called that because…

…“Flash Gordon” was taken.

Z Image Base knows ray-guns and retro, but the name “Flash” is rather heavily trained on the wrong character. It does get some things right, though:

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MZ4250 pulls a Penzeys

The creator of a large collection of excellent 3D models for gaming miniatures just announced on his Patreon that he’s got severe IDS (ICE Derangement Syndrome), and has invited people who disagree with him to stop supporting him financially.

His proposal is acceptable.

This week, a study in heroism. More shows like this, please.

(sadly, Crunchyroll has decided to add a mandatory post-credits recommendation page to the app (FireTV version, at least), and there’s no button to get out of it; dipshits)

Ready for the big snow!

(related, Apple’s Weather app has an annoying behavior on all platforms: the predicted precipitation for a day is from midnight to midnight except for the current day, where it’s “the next 24 hours starting right now”; as a result, the only time it provides useful information is at midnight)

Why is the west end of my house 10 degrees cooler?

Update: No, the correct answer is that the furnace was dying, and is being replaced completely on Tuesday (he says, writing from the future with the installers on site).

Because the thermostat was balancing the house based on multiple sensors; the east end has all the computers, and one of them was running all night making GenAI-gal wallpaper.

Clearly, the fix is to move that computer! Which is actually tempting, because that room has a gas fireplace that will still work if the power goes out. So I can heat the room one way or another…

(I’ve linked to a lot of Hiyodori’s Chiharu cartoons, but the complete English version of the Christmas story hasn’t been posted yet)

Every picture tells a story, but…

…with AI, that story is usually complete nonsense.

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“We know you watched season 1, and you came back for the story, so we’re not going to waste your time and ours on a lengthy recap.”

Verdict: seasonal oasis.

(“I was just polishing my staff, when it suddenly went off”)

Official Fallout TV merchandise

Includes sofa throw pillows. For throwing at the screen because season 2 is sofa-king awful.

Compatible ZIT LoRA

Misty - Tomboyish Mermaid and PencilMadness, which I’ve used before.

Hmmm, let’s push it a bit, shall we?

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(the hypnotism coin is one of the most popular accessories in Pokegirl fan-art, often used by Hypno for non-consensual interspecies action; I don’t think she’ll need it to mesmerize any male creature who walks in on this scene, though…)

True

Hmmmm, let me think about it for a minute…

Caption Contest…

There have been several iterations of the new partially-LLM-enhanced prompts, and not all of the results have been completely successful. In fact, some of them cry out for snarky captioning. Feel free to join in.

To avoid ambiguity, I’ve added numbered headers.

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New Year, old song.

My New Goddess Is A Shoulder Chibi?

I might, might have to try to watch the 58-minute-long premiere of Hero Sentence, after this screenshot from Tenka Seiha’s otherwise tepid review.

Because shoulder chibi.

There are three downsides. First, the plot summary sounds like complete nonsense. Second, the price of the super-long premiere was delaying the next episode until the 15th. Third, the trailer promises that it’s utter crap.

’Nuff said

Related,

Unrelated,

I came out on the SwarmUI Discord as a despiser of “modern UI preferences”. I just couldn’t take the praise for low-contrast text and the holiness of dark mode:

(amusingly, the creator of the app was sure he’d really-truly forced dark mode for the Windows console to ensure the color text (retch) worked, and was quite surprised that I was seeing black-on-white as The Great Old Ones intended)

Side note: by default, to ZIT, “monk” means “Buddhist monk”, even with additional context that should have steered the style to European/Christian; kind of like how it thinks “dumplings” means “gyoza”.

Stripping down the artist list

Now that I’m done making holiday pinup wallpaper, I started the year with the SF dynamic prompts. Although perhaps in retrospect I should have done something special-force-y.

Anyway, I made a few hundred and ran a quick deathmatch where I rejected anything that I didn’t want to stare at as wallpaper, then removed any artist who showed up on the reject list more than 4 times. This knocked about 35 names off the list, then I did it again.

Along the way, I flagged a number of images that caught my attention for various reasons. Some work as pinup wallpaper, some… don’t.

(prompts and parameters in EXIF UserComment, although it might whine about “unknown encoding”; I need to switch the new JPG operation in the pipeline to call exiftool, because I forgot that I’d already tried Pillow’s native EXIF handling before and it sucks)

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A Wild Last Boss Returns!

Season 2 announced. Clicking on the video initially used the English dub, and it’s so bad that I not only couldn’t tell what character it was supposed to be, but couldn’t even be sure it was someone speaking in character.

Kaiju No. 8, too

“conclusion arc” and side story.

And Magical Working Girls makes three

Season 2 in July.

(wrong magical girls, but these have a lot more fan-art)