Humor
"Oh, I Wish I Were A Robert Mueller Jingle..."
(with apologies to Oscar Mayer…)
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Your baloney has a first meme,
it’s ‘Rus-sian Col-lu-sion’.
Your baloney has a second meme,
it’s ‘Or-ange-Man-Is-Bad’.
Oh we’ll laugh in your face every day,
and if you ask us why we’ll saaaaay,
“…cause Loony Leftists have to pay
for screwing up the USA.”
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Oppai Seijin!
Every anime girl ever…
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…well, except for the ones suffering from A-cup angst.
On the bright side, anime girls won’t infect your laptop during a software update like ASUS. Unless you download them from one of those sites…
Dear Amazon,
Every time I see this picture, I think about how much she must hate him, to wreck his back this way.
Dear Amazon,
Yeah, self-help is a much better term than self-abuse…
Dear Amazon,
One thing I can always count on for amusement is product classification…
Woot for Jussie!
A timely special deal for former actor Jussie Smollett:
Stairway to heaven?
Black step: ポルノ雑誌 = “porno mags”
Blue step: 世界のおしゃれ下着 = “stylish world lingerie”
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