A Celebration of Patriarchy

…either that, or a clear case of statuary rape.


Dear Amazon,

Every time I see this picture, I think about how much she must hate him, to wreck his back this way.

Dear Amazon,

Yeah, self-help is a much better term than self-abuse…

Dear Amazon,

One thing I can always count on for amusement is product classification…

Woot for Jussie!

A timely special deal for former actor Jussie Smollett:

Stairway to heaven?

Black step: ポルノ雑誌 = “porno mags”

Blue step: 世界のおしゃれ下着 = “stylish world lingerie”


Dear Amazon,

Silly Amazon, you can’t weave politics and social science; you have to spin it first!

Green New Deal FAQ

… the short form.

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”