(with apologies to Oscar Mayer…)
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Your baloney has a first meme,
it’s ‘Rus-sian Col-lu-sion’.
Your baloney has a second meme,
Oh we’ll laugh in your face every day,
and if you ask us why we’ll saaaaay,
“…cause Loony Leftists have to pay
for screwing up the USA.”
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Every anime girl ever…
…well, except for the ones suffering from A-cup angst.
On the bright side, anime girls won’t infect your laptop during a software update like ASUS. Unless you download them from one of those sites…
…either that, or a clear case of statuary rape.
Every time I see this picture, I think about how much she must hate him, to wreck his back this way.
Yeah, self-help is a much better term than self-abuse…
One thing I can always count on for amusement is product classification…
Black step: ポルノ雑誌 = “porno mags”
Blue step: 世界のおしゃれ下着 = “stylish world lingerie”