Humor

Dear Amazon,


One thing I can always count on for amusement is product classification…

Woot for Jussie!


A timely special deal for former actor Jussie Smollett:

Stairway to heaven?


Black step: ポルノ雑誌 = “porno mags”

Blue step: 世界のおしゃれ下着 = “stylish world lingerie”

(via)

Dear Amazon,


Silly Amazon, you can’t weave politics and social science; you have to spin it first!

Green New Deal FAQ


… the short form.

Well, that explains a lot…


Jim Kirk and time travel: just say “no”.

Footprints…


“​…it was then that I carried you… in my belly!”

(via)

Dear Amazon,


Are you sure you’re allowed to advertise to kids this way?

Update

Grrr, I hate EXIF image-rotation and applications that don’t convert it to actual rotation on save.

Reminder for the next time I need this…

mogrify -auto-orient foo.jpg

(lossy, but quick for images I intend to resize down for the blog anyway)

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