“Oh, I Wish I Were A Robert Mueller Jingle…”

(with apologies to Oscar Mayer…)

๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ
Your baloney has a first meme,
it’s ‘Rus-sian Col-lu-sion’.
Your baloney has a second meme,
it’s ‘Or-ange-Man-Is-Bad’.
Oh we’ll laugh in your face every day,
and if you ask us why we’ll saaaaay,
“​…cause Loony Leftists have to pay
for screwing up the USA.”
๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ

Oppai Seijin!

Every anime girl ever…


…well, except for the ones suffering from A-cup angst.

On the bright side, anime girls won’t infect your laptop during a software update like ASUS. Unless you download them from one of those sites…

A Celebration of Patriarchy

…either that, or a clear case of statuary rape.


Dear Amazon,

Every time I see this picture, I think about how much she must hate him, to wreck his back this way.

Dear Amazon,

Yeah, self-help is a much better term than self-abuse…

Dear Amazon,

One thing I can always count on for amusement is product classification…

Woot for Jussie!

A timely special deal for former actor Jussie Smollett:

Stairway to heaven?

Black step: ใƒใƒซใƒŽ้›‘่ชŒ = “porno mags”

Blue step: ไธ–็•ŒใฎใŠใ—ใ‚ƒใ‚Œไธ‹็€ = “stylish world lingerie”