…from Panasony:

NSFW

How else would you respond to accusations of inappropriate treatment of young girls?

Man, Obama must be kicking himself for not having thought of this one…

(via)

I think this is the opposite of using a tinfoil hat to block the mind-control signals…

Surprisingly, the “Kenneth” attack may not have been an example of Dan Rather’s hobby of making up phony news stories; someone who later murdered an NBC employee claimed responsibility.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this passport wallet has been linked with the wrong Q&A section:

• Is it hard to assemble?
• Is this comfortable for long sitting sessions?
• What tools are needed for assembly?
• Does it feel comfortable for the back?
• What is the height of the highest setting off the floor?
• Does this chair make noise?

(with apologies to Oscar Mayer…)

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Your baloney has a first meme,
it’s ‘Rus-sian Col-lu-sion’.
Your baloney has a second meme,
it’s ‘Or-ange-Man-Is-Bad’.
Oh we’ll laugh in your face every day,
and if you ask us why we’ll saaaaay,
“​…cause Loony Leftists have to pay
for screwing up the USA.”
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