Fun

Every car needs one…


Do you have an oooooh button?

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Obscure superpowers…


If it works with catgirls, this man is my hero.

Dear Amazon,


Even if this were being used metaphorically, I’d still have to call fail on filing “Ninja Skills” as a self-help book:

In related news, Steven Turnbull has disowned his earlier gullibilityshallow scholarship on the subject and written a new book that straightens out the mix of history, pulp fiction, and wishful thinking that created the myth of Ancient Ninja Secrets. Good stuff.

Idol trigger discipline


The Japanese remake of Charlie’s Angels was cut short when Mamiko Asō (center) accidentally blew her right ear off while shooting this promotional picture. (not really)

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Even after this incident, her backup singers were a bit confused on the concept of gun safety…

A wild Ninja appears!


First known photo of Masaaki Hatsumi, inventor of ninjutsu.

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Florida Man


🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶
Florida Man, Florida Man,
Makin’ fake bombs in a stickered van.
What’s his cause? It’s not important.
Florida Man.

Is he for Trump, or is he a mess?
Is he a tool for the yellow press?
Was his timing coincidence?
Florida Man. Florida Man.
🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶

“Hello, lunch”


Can I have the Chilly Girl with extra Cutles?

Start your day wrong…


…very, very wrong.

Wake up to the smells of Pumpkin Spice Coffee and a hot Pumpkin Pie Pop Tart, and then pour your (pumpkin) milk over a big bowl of Pumpkin Spice Cheerios or Generic-O’s.

Half an hour later you’ll be downing a bottle of Pumpkin Spice Tums to keep from Pumpkin Spice Puking.