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“​…and we really mean it this time”


I think this is an illustration of Joe Biden’s chance of winning the Democrat primaries, but there are so many possibilities right now.

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Want


I’ll have to see if I can find one of these…

It’s kinda like a medical alert bracelet for a breaded pork cutlet deficiency.

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Zen and the art of catnapping


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Vacation funds secured…


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Dear Amazon,


Are you sure this is for toddlers?

These two recommendations really go together…

Carefully eat machine translation


  1. The cucumber remains a stick, sprinkle with salt and rub.

  2. Rinse with water and wipe off the water with a cut-down bar.

  3. Put a cucumber and seasoning in a bag such as a flop. Pull out the air, Has schooled rub seasoning will go around evenly when closed.

  4. Put it in the refrigerator and marinate for half a day. I maceration to see you on the way.

  5. Discard the juicy and eat without washing away.

One for Steven…


…wherever he is: moe maid glasses shop, with plenty of under-rim glasses styles.

Note that this is part of the Candy Fruit maid empire, which includes an actual housemaid service (“we do windows, but we won’t do you!”).

“Life finds a way…”


Stumbled across the word 矢場女 today. On the surface, this means “archery-range girl”, kind of like a ball boy at a tennis court. Except that many Edo-period shooting galleries were actually thinly-disguised brothels, so she was really more of a shaft girl.

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 got a clue, leave a clue”