Shangri-La Frontier 2, episode 9

Back in the saddle again, as Our Half-Clad Hero picks Our Lonely White Rabbit’s tiny little brain about the competition, before setting out to meet up with last week’s $OPPONENTS who have a line on a new boss quest. Fortunately Our Awesome Chocolate Bunny catches him in time to deliver her masterpiece.

The meetup’s halfway across the continent, so he needs an experienced partner to help him get to the church on time and calls on Our Giant Armored Lovestruck Maiden, who is so thrilled at the chance for a virtual play-date that she dissolves into a puddle of hormones. Y’know, if he ever figures out that “Psyger-0” (who will soon ask him to pronounce the “0” as “rei”) is the pretty classmate “Saiga Rei” that he briefly met in the first season, they could actually… (this has not happened as of manga volume 18) never mind.

Verdict: the next boss is underwater, so they’d better get kraken!

(Our Briefly-Excited White Rabbit will not be joining him for this cross-country race)

Bluray, Molested

Apparently the official release date for the Ultra-Gushing Bluray was the 3rd. Amazon listed it as the 13th, but delivered my pre-order today. No complaints; I’ll be “reviewing” it soon.

Byrna LE “less-lethal” .68 caliber pistol

A while back, people realized that A) paintball gaming had produced a wide variety of reliable CO2-powered projectile launchers, and B) you could fill the balls with the active ingredient of pepper spray, producing C) self-defense products that are less restricted than firearms. Byrna is one of the companies working in this space, and just finished a highly-successful Black Friday sale, selling in the neighborhood of 70,000 launchers pistols over the weekend.

The two models they currently sell are actually the same frame, with the larger, more powerful LE being the SD plus the optional 12-gram CO2 adapter. This means that they have exactly the same trigger, sights, and ambi safety, and the only difference is velocity and barrel length. They can be considered DA/SA pistols, since the first shot punctures the CO2 cartridge when you pull the trigger, which they say is patented but at least one other company does it, too.

For “reasons”, I picked up the LE in the sale and set up a backstop in the basement consisting of a cheap moving blanket taped to a stack of moving boxes stuffed with bubble wrap and packing paper (why, yes, I do have a lot of stuff left over from the cross-country move!). I do not have any of the OC pepper balls (not that I’d shoot them in the basement…), just the supplied hard plastic “kinetic” balls from the kit, and the first shot at 20 feet buried the ball in the cardboard, leaving just a bit of color showing through the puckered blanket.

The second shot bounced off the first one and rolled past me. The rest of the 5-shot magazine was just as accurate. Cheaper third-party .68-cal balls worked fine as well, and being bright yellow were easier to find as they rolled away. I got ~32 shots out of a single 12-gram CO2 cartridge; the last 10 or so were obviously less powerful, but at that range they were still pretty close to the others.

File under complete bullshit the claim that “The Byrna is roughly the size of a compact 9mm handgun.” Nope, this sucker is as big as a full-sized duty pistol and significantly thicker, including the blocky grip. Here it is side-by-side with a Smith&Wesson M&P 2.0 in .45 ACP (yes, they’re even wearing the same cheap laser sight, which was another Amazon Black Friday deal):

gun-pr0n

(Byrna on the left in the last pic, obviously)

Loner Harem, episode 11

Well, that was… streamlined and hand-wavey, right to the end. On the bright side, they actually showed a lightly-animated crowd scene to pretend that there were more than six adventurers protecting the town, and also a more-or-less full set of classmates.

The manga version is less incomprehensible:

Verdict: “that’s not the way mommy tells it”; “shut up, kid, that’s the way I tell it”. (classical reference, and yes, that trailer is the exact opposite of what actually happens in this low-budget comedy flick)

Wrapping up next week, we unwrap Our Armor Rep!

As for continuing the series, this season covered manga volumes 1-5, and while the translated ones only go to 11, vol 22 just came out in Japan (Girlfriend #2 is in vol 16).

(beach pool party is unrelated to this show, but as for the next one…)

Cosplay Harem, episode 23

Swimwear powers, activate! Our Emotionally Castrated Hero is unable to appreciate the bountiful cheesecake that he’s surrounded by, even when it’s rubbing against him, and Our Hot Teacher has made it her job to fix him. Not like a cat, or in the Mrs. Robinson way despite her ample qualifications (and resentment at not being ogled by a male student), but by getting him to understand the difference between appreciating the costume fantasy and appreciating the Real Live Girl inside it. Both for his photography and his theoretical love life.

Speaking of emotions, Our Lovestruck Tsuntail has finally faced the harsh truth that she’s going to lose him to Ririsa. Apparently she’s never heard of the Type 1 Tenchi Solution. Our Gal Gal seems to be down for it, though.

Verdict: no Buy-The-Bluray wardrobe malfunctions, but filled with well-drawn girls showing off their assets. And an inexplicably buff Super Nerd.

(it’s a bit disturbing to google “type 1 tenchi solution” and have my own blog come in second, on a machine where I scrub the browser daily and never log in to my google account…)

Magical Working Girls, episode 10

“The power of RTFM compels you!”, in which Our Twintailed Magical Newbie meets a pigtailed broom-savant with red underrim glasses and a serious crush on Our Shy Engineer. Also, grade-school homework. Meanwhile, Our Experienced Meathead Magical Gal learns an important lesson about at least trying to read the user’s guide to discover basic broom functionality.

Verdict: multiple LoL moments, a fun new character, and a quick example of collaborative monster-fighting.

(this crossover would definitely involve tentacles that were more successful than the ones that showed up this week…)

GGO2, episode 10

Boy, those Super-AI NPCs are putting up a Super-AI fight! Also, trying to get teams to cooperate when they specialize in killing each other off is… utterly predictable at undermining the very specialized scenario they’ve got going here (which, knowing what’s actually going on, leads me to think the funders would object to wasting their money on rules that don’t limit PvP).

Verdict: yeah, this is the rest of the season. Maybe a little real-world party at the end?

(I don’t think we’ll ever get Karen into a swimsuit, but we’ll always have Yuuna)

Dear Amazon,

Don’t silently add football games to my Prime Video watchlist on your own. Also, don’t make them impossible to remove from a Fire TV device; I had to log into the web site on a computer to do it.

Soon to be dominating the charts (and Tres Magia), it’s the Bluray release of Gushing Over Magical Girls. Coming on December 13. So to speak.

(the first Frieren Bluray comes out the week before Christmas, but we’ll have to wait until the end of January for Maomao)

Update: "products related to this item"

Heh (NSFW).

Oh, look, new mech-parts that we have no reason to be surprised about because we know nothing about this completely unrelated game world that’s filled with characters we have no connection to! Once the big CGI battle is finally over, the payoff is that $OPPONENTS have info about a quest chain in SLF, so Our Hero will be coming back to the game to play with The B Team for a while.

Where “a while” is probably the rest of this cour. Fortunately, it’s continuing next season, so we’ll eventually get back to the main story, and Our Bored White Rabbit won’t spend the next three months blowing bubbles.

Verdict: yeah, I know this is straight from the source material, but it doesn’t work for me at all. Juggling multiple games takes time away from characters we’ve developed an interest in, in and out of the game.

(yes, we have fan-art of the new bunny-enabled genki gal)

Speaking of bunnies…

Someone asked the question, “what if Shantae were a bowtie-bunny-gal?” The answer was “yum”.

Loner Harem, episode 10

This week felt both rushed and padded. Rushed, in that the clock is ticking on a monster stampede wiping out the town, but padded with a bunch of exposition and as-you-know-bob.

By the way, if the dungeon that Our Hijacked Heroes are currently in is the source of the stampede, how exactly are the monsters getting out, and how did Our Local Noble Gal and her single escort casually stroll through 54 floors to reach Our Class Rep to pass on the warning? This isn’t even a fridge moment, it’s absurd the moment they suggest it: “we need to send a warning to the gang clearing the dungeon, but we can’t spare anyone from the defense, so we’ll send the squishy girl, but she’s scared, so we’ll send one of the guys we can’t spare with her”.

Anyway, with two episodes left, I’m guessing Our Loner Hero will be quietly relaxing in the bath as the final credits roll when His New Girlfriend comes in to scrub his back, and he’ll finally get to see what he’s created.

Verdict: shouting, with occasional speedlines and pacing issues. FYI, I reviewed the first light novel, and the original count of students was 43; 12 got murdered before Loner killed Math Nerd, leaving 20 girls, 9 boys, and Loner. The anime hasn’t ever shown all 30 on-screen that I can recall, likely for budget reasons, which is also why the stampede defense force consists of about six guys.

(official cover art; come on, fan-artists, get with the program)

Cosplay Harem, episode 22

Daddy got his groove back. Also his wife. Our Cosplay Champions take a day to enjoy the show, with cameos from the entire Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pantsu. Then only Our Oblivious Couple shows up for the final day, so they end up thrilling the crowd with a costumed-couple cosplay date that gets both of them so close to acquiring a clue, until A New Challenger Appears and it turns into a non-canon threesome sure to incite fan-art. Next week, we get a beach episode, and hopefully Our Hot Teacher will come along to chaperone in a barely-there bikini.

Verdict: this gave off quite a few end-of-season vibes, so it was a pleasant surprise that it’s not over.

(but what was Mikarin thinking, wandering around on day 3 without her disguise? She is still a famous model)

Magical Working Girls, episode 9

It’s crunch time! With the fate of Tokyo Big Sight at stake, Our Introverted Engineer discovers the power of networking, both professional and wireless.

And then the plot thickens, with Our Magical Crossplaying Boss sharing an ominous moment with Our Greedy CEO.

Verdict: the flashback breaks the tension of last week’s cliffhanger, but it all works out.

GGO 2, episode 9

You’ll never believe this, but in the flash-forward to the next event (which is finally in a different format), Our Chibi Heroine is running around in a panic as the bullets fly. So, same-old same-old.

The good news is that this is followed by a real-world get-together of the Get LLENN club, consisting of the cute middle-schoolers behind the Amazon avatars. They are, of course, plotting their revenge in her apartment while munching on her snacks. I’ll quickly skip over the real-world relationship-building between Crazypants And Her Sub to get to the good part: Karen goes home to hang out with family and friends, and ends up sharing a bed with Her Gal Friday while wearing tight little booty shorts. Actual Karen-service for the win!

Once the event starts, Exposition Gal provides both service and an infodump; the game producers definitely know their audience. Next week, combat. This week, a new ED animation and song, both of which sucked.

Verdict: I’d have appreciated more downtime, but the reality is that since they started a new event, they’ll have to finish it in the next three episodes, leaving little time for more reality.

Echoes of Wisdom, main quest complete

Finally got back to this after two busy work weeks and a whole lot of Thanksgiving cleaning and prep. For the final dungeon, you have to give up all the skills you gained from using Link’s weapons (which means you should also ditch all the energy-restoring potions in your inventory) and puzzle your way to a really annoying boss fight.

It’s not difficult, just tedious, to the point that I ran out of patience with the repetitive combat (grab item, drag it, wait for Link to cut it) just as it reached the final round. At no point was it a fun fight where you could cleverly use all the echoes you’ve acquired.

The reward? A very long, completely unskippable cutscene and credits roll. This is not the first time I’ve wished for a quality-of-life update for this game:

1. add volume control for music, with OFF option
2. add faster text and more skip options
3. drastically speed up item crafting
4. add a don’t-grab-friendlies option, even if just for boss fights

The light novels and manga of A Nobody’s Way Up to an Exploration Hero haven’t been licensed, but I was curious enough about the source material to check out the available scanlated chapters of the webnovel and the manga.

The webnovel is pretty similar to the anime. Crush-chan’s missing daddy hasn’t been mentioned at all (at least up to the arrival of Our Shota Devil Chibi), so she doesn’t scold Our Hero constantly for going into the dungeon, which is refreshing. She does bully him into dates and go sub-zero when she finds out about Our Hot Naginata Gal and friends, but otherwise she’s been a very minor character so far. His two friends have a bigger role, getting back into dungeoneering and leveling up rapidly.

The manga is very different. First off, Our Busty Guild Gal is not only fan-service-enabled, she’s keeping a very close eye on Our Hero, including sending a spy into the dungeon to discover his secrets (because of course she’s more than she seems). Second, he takes Our Chibi Valkyrie’s card home with him and gets to sleep-visit her in her world, where she’s full-sized. Third, Our Chibi Demon Gal’s intro is completely different, with her initially showing up as full-sized fan-service with a vicious streak. Fourth, Crush-chan hasn’t even wandered over to say hello yet, but he’s already had a meet-cute in the dungeon with Our Hot Naginata Gal. Fifth, in her own world, Sylphy has a hot twintailed dark-elf maid (Luceria is living in a tree, and not in a good way).

Oh, and chibi Sylphy has huge barely-restrained boobs.

(and, yes, the safe behind his bed actually makes sense in the manga, because he stores the servant cards in it)

Unimpressive CG robot fights that depend on rules we don’t know, with a side order of as-you-know-Bob.

Verdict: blah-blah, get back to real game.

January: Hammer Of The Guild Gal

I May Be a Guild Receptionist, But I’ll Solo Any Boss to Clock Out on Time, in which a busty-beauty guild gal hates overtime so much that she’ll kill anything that gets in the way of her peaceful 9-5 life. The trailer promises gainaxing, lingerie, and a really big hammer.

Cuddly In Costume

Honoka Sasaki & Miku Kuwajima (site NSFW, raise shields and disable Javascript) with basic accessories.

Leoparde’s figure…

First snow

Not enough to do more than look pretty and make the roads a bit slippery, but, y’know, seasonal. All gone by this afternoon, until the next one.

Loner Harem, episode 9

Still teasing The Big Reveal, dividing time between a quick uber-boss fight, some very quick regular boss fights, Our Classmates struggling to handle a mid-range boss fight, and Our Local Noble Gal rounding up a posse to deal with a major monster breakout.

Verdict: at least we’re now getting a peek at Our Loner’s New Partner, with an eye to confirming her mammalian ancestry.

Stop Dragon My Heart Around, episode 8

It’s the night before the big battle, and Our Sleepless Heroes gather under a blanket to… stare out at the elf village. Fully dressed. With plenty of space between them. Dragon Boy isn’t even in the middle.

Verdict: they tried a little too hard to cover up the lack of animation with loud mood music, but it doesn’t matter. The story is boring because Dragon Boy can whip out any power the plot requires, and the promised cheesecake is barely a tease. It sends signals that it’s a harem comedy with a serious story, but it’s not delivering enough on any front, and frequently ends up whiplashing the tone. I’ve given this show more than enough rope to hang itself, and I’m out.

Cosplay Harem, episode 21

Finally, Daddy’s Big Scene, with plenty of screen time for Gal Gal’s Hot Mom. 20 minutes of self-pity and catharsis is a bit much, but the only thing they didn’t wrap up is how the crowd responded to Aria’s costume change.

Verdict: in another genre, Daddy’s Next Manga would include mother-daughter threesomes. I figure the fan-artists will cover that soon, now that we’ve seen Mom’s hotness going all the way back to her gal schoolgirl days.

(speaking of threesomes, hopefully the rest of the season will be spent jockeying for pole position)

Magical Working Girls, episode 8

…and here we are at Tokyo Big Sight again, with plenty of cosplayers magical girls on display. Hmmm, can we get Our Hot Teacher to cross over and show off her mouthwatering succubus magic? It’s a respectable job, after all.

Anyway, it’s Our Spunky Magical Gals versus the worst possible enemy: A Failed Trade Show Demo. And Our Socially Awkward Engineer faces his biggest challenge yet: An Overheating Laptop.

Verdict: no, seriously, but it’s all good. Bonus cute little magical nurse.

GGO2, episode 8

Well, that arc’s over. And we got an attempt at fan-service that was as half-assed as half of the final battle, where “charging toward the enemy” was just “zooming the character art while leaving the background alone”. Also, wrong fan-service girl; sorry, Real-Life Pito.

Verdict: they never really gave the audience a reason to care about this story. And it looks like they’re headed into another one without a break.