Stumbled across the word 矢場女 today. On the surface, this means “archery-range girl”, kind of like a ball boy at a tennis court. Except that many Edo-period shooting galleries were actually thinly-disguised brothels, so she was really more of a shaft girl.
Dumas was limping a bit when I went out to the porch this morning, so I started to give him a lecture about toxic masculinity and how violence never solved anything, and he gave me a look that said,
“Dude, it got me laid last night; now open the damn cat food.”
Given the recent news about large dumps of user-account data from various hacked sites, I downloaded the full list of records for my mail email domain from HaveIBeenPwned, and found nothing new and interesting. Just the adobe, linkedin, kickstarter, and dropbox hacks from several years ago.
Oddly, none of the email addresses used by Honor Hacker and friends in attempts to extort bitcoin show up in their DB, even though one of those was actually a legit closed account (I briefly had a Livejournal account for commenting, with a unique name and strong password, and the “hacker” included the correct password).
The amusing one was that the “Onliner Spambot” collection from 2017 had a confirmed hit for user “xoratmusoqxee” at my domain. That one doesn’t even show up in my spam, despite being at least as plausible as “hand04”, “quinones12”, “bain66”, “Donnell4Stark”, or the ever-popular “ekgknmfylvtl” (seriously, my spam folder gets daily messages directed to that username, all of them in Japanese).
An oldie but goodie, this is a perfect example of why your agency should have stuck with the “mildly talented but cute” look for Morning Musume. Trying to get them to look “edgy” just did not work. Turtle and Wonky manage some rudimentary steam, but Jun-jun just looks confused, Ai-chan and Sayummy look like their makeup is covering bruises from recent abuse, and Satan is seeking approval that will never come.
On an iPad Mini 4 under iOS 12.1.3, Mobile Safari crashes every few minutes. I really hope you already know this…
Oh, I see, it’s the same old “crash after iCloud history is cleared” problem, being triggered more often because desktop Safari is now obeying the “Remove history items” preference more reliably.
To celebrate California getting drenched, I found some wet dreams…
I think journalists are offended by “learn to code” because they’re too busy showing off their mastery of CODEC: Crying Over Dead-End Careers.
Missed this when it came out.
“Call Kris Kringle a liar on Christmas Eve one more time.”
After some unknown action on your server has silently deleted most
repo/wiki directories for a group
~git/git-data/repositories/$group/$project.git), how do I tell it
that I have restored the data from my hourly backups?
Currently it shows “The repository for this project does not exist”.
Honestly, it looks like something tried to delete the entire group and aborted 2/3 of the way through.
Ah, the answer is
gitlab-rake cache:clear; now, about how they
were deleted in the first place…
You mean overpriced, pretentious, anti-competitive, and burned? I think we’re there already.
Are you sure you’re allowed to advertise to kids this way?
Grrr, I hate EXIF image-rotation and applications that don’t convert it to actual rotation on save.
Reminder for the next time I need this…
mogrify -auto-orient foo.jpg
(lossy, but quick for images I intend to resize down for the blog anyway)
“…it was then that I carried you… in my belly!”
Works today. Someone must have noticed before I did, because I sincerely doubt that a government agency could make, test, and roll out a change to a web site on a Sunday night.
Now to see how long the queue is.
So here’s an amusing Hugo note: if I don’t put anything above the fold, it won’t show the “more” button at all. So, blah blah blah cheesecake.
Jim Kirk and time travel: just say “no”.
… the short form.
Bought a shiny new Series 4 Apple Watch (finally reasonably functional, useful for recording my current diet/workout plan, and promising decent battery life) on Monday.
Battery was surprisingly drained when I got home last night. (farewell dinner for a member of our already-understaffed IT department, joy!)
This morning? It went from 100% to 18% in just over 3 hours, and all I’m doing is sitting at my laptop working. Maybe I get up occasionally, stretch, and grab a (diet) soda.
Naturally, Apple offers no visibility into what could be draining the battery, but force-killing the few apps I have and turning off pretty much all background activity and notifications haven’t slowed the drain.
In the time it took me to type this, it dropped another 3%.
“Dear Apple, stop mining bitcoin on my wrist”
Good: Power-cycling the watch seems to have fixed it (for now).
Bad: I power-cycled my watch. This is not the future I was promised.
“Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?”
“Oh, I thought the Generals were due!”
On Win10 machines with relatively modest CPUs, perhaps you shouldn’t run security scans on downloads in parallel. And maybe set an upper bound on the scan time based on file size, so that if it gets deeply confused (by, say, the MSI for Amazon Corretto), it doesn’t lock up the system to the point where it takes two minutes just to recognize a three-finger-salute.
Silly Amazon, you can’t weave politics and social science; you have to spin it first!
It was adorable, too, with every letter a separate link to a page on the site. Judging from the URLs, it’s a clickbait site aimed at an English-speaking Indian audience. Must not be very good clickbait, if they’re desperate enough to hire an inept pagerank scammer.
I was vaguely curious about the shopping experience in the Alibaba empire. After all, they’re doing so well that they’re kicking us out of our building. What’s the first thing I see on AliExpress?
First suggested category is bondage, which makes me a bit nervous about the one labeled “ring men”…
When you’re through detaining them, drop them off on the other side of the border. Clearly they don’t like it here.
Since this is Texas, I’m guessing that the next time a masked gang enters the museum, there will be a more direct response.
…wherever he is: moe maid glasses shop, with plenty of under-rim glasses styles.
Black step: ポルノ雑誌 = “porno mags”
Blue step: 世界のおしゃれ下着 = “stylish world lingerie”
…not that I was buying canned food back when this was their current design…