Dear Hello!Project

Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,


Please stop.

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Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,


Pretty girls are not summer-camp crafts projects.

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Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,


Yuuko’s outfit is simple, and her hair is for once a color found in nature. Okay, she’s wearing a nightie, but that’s not a bad thing. But when I look at Nacchi, I just have to ask, DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

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Dear Junjun,


Love the outfit, but… bananas?

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Dear Ai Suma,


You’re a fresh, pretty young girl, and I’m sure you have a bright career ahead of you in the idol business.

Ai Suma, Hello!Project Kansai

Seriously, if you weren’t still on the dangerous side of sixteen, you’d already be breaking my heart.

Ai Suma, Hello!Project Kansai

However, there’s something very important that you need to know about your career: you work for Hello!Project, and where other talent agencies are content with using up fresh, pretty young girls as if they were tissue paper, H!P takes a more comprehensive approach to destroying souls. Just ask fellow member Risa Niigaki:

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I know what you’re thinking, Aya, …


… “why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?“.

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Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,


Die in a fire. Exhibits A through D. I refuse to copy these to my site. Once was enough for this fabric.

These deserve a double unicorn chaser.

[hmmm, looks like they have some unreliable hotlink-prevention code, and no supported way to link to a specific image outside of their forums. Feh. … Ah, you can create a blog and embed thumbnails; that’ll work.]

Dear Hello!Project Costume Designers,


I know, I thought there really wasn’t anything left to say about the horrible outfits you daily inflict on the girls of Tsunku’s army, but this is different. It’s a safety issue.

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