Another Python falls.
Make The Rubble Bounce.
Not this one:
On second thought, your time would be better spent drafting a resolution supporting lap-dancing Flintstones cosplayers. It has the gravitas that the In Peaches Mentos fund-raising telethon lacks.
Ah, California, where wind power and electric cars are the future, and wind-induced power outages are the present.
I’m starting to feel a little sorry for Hillary Clinton, as she goes Tom Cruise Crazy in front of the cameras, revealing that America —and the world— dodged a huge bullet in 2016. Seriously, she damn near killed herself during the campaign, despite never visiting the states she needed to win, and her current public mental breakdown is right up there with being chucked into a van like a sack of potatoes.
I’m not wasting any pity on the In Peaches Mentos clowns, though, who have long since gone full Bullwinkle.
Never go full Bullwinkle.
What kind of news stories do you automatically ignore? Here’s a few random filters of mine:
anything violating the 72-hour rule on a breaking story by jumping to conclusions about what happened based on reporter bias and/or third-hand rumors (such as the almost-never-true “second shooter”).
obviously-staged “hate crimes”. To a first approximation, all hate crimes are faked.
breathless reports of new “scientific” discoveries.
any headline that includes an obvious stop word, such as: trigger, intersectional, cis, trans, appropriation, diversity, woke, patriarchy, fascist, anti-fascist, vegan, problematic, ally, undocumented, structural, inclusive, identity, nazi, dogwhistle, toxic, microaggression, ableist, diversity, *-phobia, etc; unless it’s the Bee, of course…
any headline mentioning Edward Snowden that doesn’t prefix his name with the words “Russian spy”.
Right after the 2016 election, the owner of Penzey’s went Full Batshit in his newsletter, going so far as to say he didn’t want the business of anyone who didn’t demand that Trump be removed from office. So I stopped being his customer and switched to a company that sells spices rather than hate, The Spice House.
Three years later, the deranged dipshit’s still at it, buying ads demanding impeachment.
As the Bee put it:
Survey Finds More People Would Support Impeachment If They Knew What Crime Trump Was Supposed To Have Committed
Potentially-historic snowstorm in progress; 60 MPH winds and 4 feet of snow to hit the northern Rocky Mountains.
Landfill Road with ‘Putrid Stench’ to Be Named After Barack Obama
The SFGate source for the story leads with the Republicans Pounce angle, of course.