Ear-cleaning in Japan is apparently not as romantic as anime has led me to believe:
And I have a hunch that these don’t look as good in reality as claimed:
These seem more practical and attractive:
…assuming your phone still has a headphone jack, that is.
Since it’s over 90 today and the smoke from the more distant fires is in the air, rather than firing up the oven or range, I ordered a pizza from Round Table, and accidentally failed to de-select the new default contactless delivery:
Step 1: Order online and select the Contactless Delivery option during checkout. Please pay with a credit card and tip online to complete your contactless order.
Step 2: Your pizza is removed from our 400+ degree oven, sliced, placed in the box and is never touched.
Step 3: The driver will let you know they have arrived by ringing the doorbell or knocking.
Step 4: The driver will leave your order on a protected barrier, step back to a safe distance and wait for you to pick up your pizza.
Step 3: The driver places the pizza on the ground in front of the door, ignoring both the side-table of the grill and the large wooden bench, both less than three feet away and in clear view.
Step 4: The driver rings the bell and pounds on the door, then flees before you can walk twenty feet. (seriously, he was already back in his car and putting it in gear)
Step 5: The manager faux-pologizes without any sign of giving a damn.
I’m pretty sure no fan of either of those graphic novels has ever thought that was the one thing they were really lacking:
“In the tradition of Watchmen and The Dark Knight, but with more cussing. Zephyr is the superhero fiction series you’ve been waiting for.”
Vaguely related, the author of Konosuba apparently has a tech/fantasy isekai crossover series, Combatants Will Be Dispatched! (novel, manga). In which Our Hero is the top agent of an Evil Corporation sent to conquer a fantasy world with the help of his loli android sidekick.
In the color teaser pages for the second volume of the manga, Our Wrong-Genre-Savvy Hero laments the fact that absolutely nothing ecchi has happened to him yet, despite being the protagonist assigned to a group of sexy female adventurers.
Why, yes, there will be an anime version.
Korean rom-com series on Netflix, featuring a clean-cut college boy who works part-time as a one-punch exorcist, and the amnesiac high-school-girl ghost who moves in with him. Difficulty: not Yuuna and the Haunted Hot Springs, so it’s not filled with fan-service shots of the delightful young lead actress (note: she was 17 at time of filming to his 28). He does at least manage to land on top of her in a compromising position, but he lacks Kogarashi’s talent for optimizing hand positioning. Also, not a harem comedy, although Our Hero’s college has a well-furnished eye candy department.
The CoC-blockers are trying to destroy Linux again with another coordinated attack on Linus. This is your daily reminder that “codes of conduct” in open source are not about civility, they are about control.
The Scott Who Comments By Email wins the no-prize: it was Avatar Technologies.
Oh, cool, the River and Carmel fires are officially out. They no longer appear on the LA Times wildfire map.
My Amazon wish list recently contained this happy news:
The reason Look to Windward was so much more expensive than any of the other Culture novels was that it was owned by a different publisher. Who has finally decided that a 19-year-old SF ebook should not be priced like a 2020 hardcover.
Downside: books 7-10 have off-by-one errors in the series titling (“Book N-1”), and books 4-6 are out of print in the US, and not available as ebooks. Pretty sure they’re on my shelves somewhere, though.
Unrelated, this categorization is not an error, it’s the work of Corona-chan:
My dentist is in full-body hazmat gear, because it’s a solo practice; if she gets sick, the whole place shuts down again.
(and I get to go back to her soon with a brand-new annual budget, so “drill, baby, drill!”)
Does anyone remember the network vendor from The Before Times who used a soviet-looking travel poster to advertise their product with a tagline like “Welcome to Zeroslotlan”? Google and DDG have been unhelpful.
One day at Synopsys (long ago and far away), email went out informing our team of an urgent meeting. The subject line read:
Emergency Sexual Harrassment Training
With no further context, we weren’t sure if it was a class on how not to get fired or how to definitely get fired. Worse, it was going to be run by the HR rep who just happened to be smoking hot and extremely friendly.
I think we were a bit disappointed that the “emergency” was simply the fact that the Director of NCS was going on vacation and just wanted to get this done before he left.
So what did I find in my onboarding inbox today?
Preventing Sexual Harassment Training
Related, with Labor Day weekend coming up, I’m reminded of the small healthcare facility located just off-campus at OSU my first year, that I noticed for the first time when the handmade sign on their door was changed to read:
Pregnancy Distress Center: Closed Labor Day
The last time I had to go through a new-hire process was at the beginning of 2007, at a startup that didn’t quite fit in two large rooms. The onboarding process was basically “oh, you’re here; good thing you already know half the company from working with them six months ago”.
This week is a bit more involved, in a good way. Even without the aggressive use of online services to work around all the Corona-induced issues, it’s clear that the new company has invested the time and money to get people onboard and up to speed well.
I’m spending a crapload of time on Zoom, but my time isn’t being wasted. Instead, I’m seeing a lot of things being done right that we had to half-ass at the other place, because nobody had the free cycles or the management support to expand on solutions. There’s automation I set up in 2007 that’s still running basically unchanged, because that’s-good-enough-now-here’s-another-hat-to-wear.
Seriously, there’s a script I wrote in the middle of our first
building move to let the rest of build team quickly handle config
updates for physical and virtual machines, with the obvious name
QUICK. It gained features and safeguards over the years, but deep
down, the central pillar of corporate IT remains a weekend hack,
running on ancient hardware with an obsolete version of CentOS.
(technically there’s only one piece of it that couldn’t be migrated to
a current OS on a VMware virtual, but that had to be kept alive as
long as there were still Windows 7 machines in the company) (and the
last attempt to do a P2V conversion before I left failed)
Yesterday afternoon, I was shown a self-service web portal that made my old script look like, well, the weekend hack that it was. It’s like they started in the same place, and then it became someone’s job to keep making it better. With funding and management support.
I was also shown a nice tool that looks quite a bit like something I proposed a while back, that got shot down because it would have disrupted The Way Things Have Always Worked. Which was the entire point. Because The Old Way was a compliance/audit nightmare.
So, yeah, I rolled my own. The primary change from the prebuilt SS02 version was that I made it standard-width and a bit lighter. And reversed the slash on the zero, just because I could. I included the build plan and the necessary diffs in the Zip file, and only built Regular and Bold with their matching italics.
Completely unrelated, Amazon recommended a new manga series to me: To Save The World, Can You Wake Up The Morning After With A Demi-Human?. In which Our Hero’s mission is to knock up as many monster girls as possible in the hope that one of them will give birth to The Chosen One who will defeat The Demon Lord.
Except that he’d really rather just hold hands with the cute elf girl in his homeroom class. And he passes out whenever the girls get him excited. And then they do him anyway while he’s out. And the more often they all get a fill-up, the more potent his secret sauce becomes, so they’re all willing to share. Even the Legal Loli dwarf girl who can’t quite wrap herself around it yet.
Not an isekai, apparently, just a perfectly ordinary Japan with a wide variety of horny monster girls and a recurring Demon Lord infestation.
I decided to make the bold a bit bolder, to better differentiate it at various sizes. Zip file updated.