…Yatta

(coincidentally, around midnight the clouds burst open and my neighborhood was inundated with liberal tears…)

Loser Food

I’ve never wanted turkey on a pizza, but it at least sounds plausible. Green beans and cranberries, however, are way over into hell-no territory. Might as well eat the bugs at that point.

Shangri-La Frontier 2, episode 4

Return To Crystal Mountain, where Our Half-Dressed Hero swears to deliver mass quantities of rare drops to Our Awesome Chocolate Bunny, only to discover his strat has been nerfed. So we get some quick grinding and the execution of a new strat.

Verdict: Biiiilaaaac!!! (enjoy it while it lasts)

🎶 “Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight…”

Every once in a while you come across a glamour photoshoot that screams Eighties. The hair, the posing, the lighting, the sets, the ludicrous fake bondage, and the overall aesthetic of “we’re making Art here, not just getting a pretty girl nekkid”. Sadly, you can still find photographers today who think that showing off their distinctive style is more important than showing off the model, only now they lack the training to know which lens to use.

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(via Big Boobs Japan (1 & 2) which as usual should only be viewed with shields up and Javascript down)

But sometimes they got it right…

Kanori Kadomatsu, better known to anime fans for her voice work as Ryōka Yuzuki, and still looking like she made a deal with the devil, debuted in the late Eighties, but didn’t get nekkid until she turned 18 a few years later (1, 2), so she got to miss the worst excesses of Eighties glamour photography. Sadly, her cutest video clip is no longer available on the site I linked to last time I mentioned her (in which she rubs oil onto her breasts and explains that it’s supposed to keep them from sagging when she gets older; since she turned 50 this year, I think the world deserves to know how that worked out…).

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Update: found a copy of the clip, and after dodging a bunch of very sketchy ads, I was able to extract it. Om nom nom nom.

Cosplay Harem, episode 18

“Mom said Daddy’s dead! But I’m okay now! But I wasn’t okay enough to ask her WTF!” Fortunately Our 2D-Lovin’ Hero has a nose for ears, and he’ll whiplash this mess into shape!

Anyway, the psychological trauma is resolved with a good cry and some hugging, and even an invitation to join the squeeze play doesn’t give Our Devoted Hero a stiffy (the camera actually checked). We got a brief cameo from Our Hot Teacher providing advice on dealing with Comiket announcements, but she was scooped by Our Eager Tsuntail, who took advantage of her modeling popularity to spread the word on TV.

Verdict: the fates are conspiring to reunite Daddy and Daughter through the power of cosplay, and they’ve made sure it will all work out by enlisting Our Universal Father Figure to voice him.

(Teacher ever-so-casually admitted that she’ll be there showing off alongside the other three “heavenly queens”, so next week should be full of eye candy)

Magical Working Girl, episode 5

I think they spent more money animating Our Wide-Eyed Cuddly Newbie’s karaoke dance scene than they did on last week’s fight scene. I suppose they could afford that because there’s no fight scene this week, just team-building and a chance for Kana to find out what life is like at one of the big MG corps. Which means we get to see a new gal doing… something next week.

GGO 2, episode 5

This week, half of the surviving players think the new twist sucks the fun out of the event, and the other half think it’s gonna be awesome to screw everyone over. In other words, half of them don’t get to play the game they signed up for. This can be considered a metaphor for recent anime seasons.

Verdict: so far, the running battle in episode 3 between two side characters who killed each other off is the high point of the show.

Election spam

I have received more mail in the past month than in the previous two years, all of it political spam for offices other than the president. I have received no SMS or MMS political spam, but I have (company-confidential) reason to believe that there’s a double fuckton of it being sent to other people. Possibly a triple fuckton.

As for The Big Race, some of the wealthier neighborhoods around Dayton have some Commie-Waltz signs up, but the working-class areas I drive through every day are swimming in Trump/Vance signs, many quite large, and unlike when I lived in California, they don’t get torn down.

Have Catgirl, Will Travel

Last week I linked to Jacob Holo’s Freelancers of Neptune, due to the presence of a sexy catgirl on the cover. How’s the actual book? Fun. The world-building gives the reader enough to work with while hinting at future possibilities, the heroes are good people with actual motives, there’s a complete absence of preachy woke bullshit, and the story moves along at a decent clip. The Big Bad does twirl his mustache a bit, but you can’t have everything, and you can have a catgirl. (well, somebody can have a catgirl; Our Captain doesn’t want this one)

(most of my saved catgirl pics are more “M appeal” than Emma Peel, but some of them are at least armed)

Loner Harem, episode 6

Our Local Noble’s Exasperated Daughter rewards Our Hero with the three things he desires most: cash, meat, and a ticket out of town. This frees him up to finally confront the One True Class Villain, a mustache-twirling bloodthirsty math nerd. Meanwhile, the girls are doing what they do best: shopping, killing monsters, and worrying about Haruka.

Verdict: less shouty than last week.

Super Dragon Balls, episode 5

A large group of nameless wood elves (fortunately all male) get chomped by CG spiders to set up the stakes, and then threaten Our Future Threesome as they escort pigs on a truffle hunt. Our Draco-Adjacent Hero casually lies his way out of trouble after he not only recognizes the never-before-seen demon attacker but names the species. After escorting what’s left of the pigs and the other escorts back to town, they return to… lunch with monsters and flirt.

The planning for their polygamous wedding night is interrupted by even more CG demon spiders, which pose no real threat as they team up to… Oh, come on! Bad enough small-town dragon-boy is throwing around advanced combat spells like there’s no tomorrow, but he casually whips out a fucking dragon arm mid-fight without even worrying that his girlfriends might notice?!?

Verdict: is there no end to Dolan’s I-Win buttons? Excuse me while I go ogle a proper dragon:

Kabuki Magic Looniér, episodes 1-4

(…or something like that…)

Mauser’s suggesting this one, and the lead voice actress deserves a win after slogging through Earth: Final Bye-Bye, so I gave it a shot while checking the porch for little monsters. Speaking of voices, one of them should be very familiar to anyone who’s watched pretty much any anime made in the past 25 years. Okay, two. Maybe even three. Actually, the casting budget probably explains cutting a few corners elsewhere; they didn’t hire a bunch of noobs.

First up, let’s just pretend that there are no OP or ED credits for this show. I certainly plan to never watch or listen to them again.

I’m not going to go episode-by-episode, I’ll just say that I appreciate a heroine with the power of R.T.F.M., and point out that I binged four episodes in one evening without suffering.

Verdict: episode 4 brings it all together.

(bonus magical girl shows a lot more skin than Our Venturing Heroines, but if we’re lucky, those full-body transformation sparkles are called “Buy-The-Bluray”)

Speaking of little monsters…

Between the sidewalk ending at my house and the driveway being 75 feet long and steep, I felt the need to decorate the front windows with silhouette bats and cats and tombstones with witch hats, and the front door with silhouette ghosts, all cut out on a Silhouette (Curio 2, a recent crafting toy).

First trick-or-treater was my Amazon driver. He thought he was kidding, but I gave him a big handful of candy. Over the next hour, I got… 16. Nothing like my place in California, but better than last year, despite the fact that it was raining half the night (sigh). I’ll have to find something to do with the leftover candy that doesn’t involve eating it myself…like give a few pounds to the pizza driver, who not only has a store full of people to share with, but a kid.

Has this one been done yet?

“A Portal From Another World Spawned In My Basement, So I Turned It Into A Dungeon (But Not The Kind With Monsters) And Now I Train Sexy Elf Chicks And Sell Them On Etsy”

(classical reference)

On-call alerts interfered with my plans to make it to the range on Sunday or Monday, but I snuck out of the house on Tuesday with four pistols and 317 rounds of ammo, and gave my new split-prescription safety glasses a quick test.

That is:

Bifocals (1):
    OD SPH -100 CYL -050 AXIS 90
    OS SPH -125 CYL -075 AXIS 60
    NV-ADD +225

Computer (2):
    OD SPH +025 CYL -050 AXIS 90
    OS SPH  000 CYL -075 AXIS 60

Shooting (left eye dominant):
    OD SPH -100 CYL -050 AXIS 90 (1)
    OS SPH  000 CYL -075 AXIS 60 (2)

I picked a variety of sights, including basic black, and all of them were in crisp focus against the fuzzy black target 20 yards away. I hardly noticed the switch between eyes when focusing at different distances, and my grouping was much better than last trip.

Next trip, I’ll take the ones where I’ve barely been able to locate the front sights for years; it sucks getting older.

(317 rounds may sound oddly precise, but I’d pre-loaded a bunch of magazines at home: 5x 10-round .22LR, 4x 17-round 9mm, 2x 11-round 9mm, 5x 15-round 9mm, 2x 15-round .45ACP, 4x 18-round .45ACP)

Killer Maid, episode 4

Okay, so Our Emotionless Hot Maid shows up at school as a new transfer student claiming to be Our Hapless Hero’s cousin, gets assigned the seat right in front of him, and calls him by his first name with a -sama attached, and after a single reaction shot, the only other thing that happens at school is the well-worn trope of students stampeding for the lunch special, which doesn’t interest her until she finds out that it’s all about her special sauce, and then she performs multiple super-human feats to cut in line.

Verdict: when Our Manic Pixie Little Sister decided to push for maid/master matrimony, I stopped watching and went off to do laundry. I don’t plan to come back.

(how well-worn is the trope? well, this week is apparently also Ryoga’s intro in the new Ranma show, and school-cafeteria-food-fight is the origin of their rivalry…)

(oh, and while she was technically wearing less as a student than as a maid, this amounted to a few square inches of skin exposed below her neck)

Shangri-La Frontier 2, episode 3

This week, Our Heroes steal a page from That Slime Show and spend the entire episode sitting around a table telling us how good it’s going to be when they get back to actually playing the game. It’s well-drawn but drawn-out, with comic relief coming from Our Animal-Loving Animalia molesting Our Formerly-Pure White Rabbit into a catatonic state.

Verdict: basically an entire episode of exposition and plotting, filled with reaction shots of characters reacting to said exposition.

(admittedly, I am curiously attracted to Animalia, and unlike Our Awesome Chocolate Bunny, she’s at least in the ED animation, so she should be showing up more this season)

Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom

The late Shamus Young often ranted about his hatred of “do it again stupid” game design, something I share. This game is full of it, with many of the puzzles forcing you to figure out a solution while dodging bullets, and Zelda is very squishy while most of the enemies are decidedly not. It’s notable that Breath of the Wild had only one major puzzle that had to be restarted from the beginning if you made a single mistake, and that’s in the DLC.

New Mac failure mode

Something I hadn’t seen on any Mac before: the mouse stopped hovering. In every app where there’s some kind of mouse-hover support (including Finder), it just… didn’t. Elements in apps were no longer being informed that the mouse was hovering over them. No tooltips, no scrollbars, no pop-ups, no menus, no video controls, no full file names, nothing. I had to reboot to clear it up. In fairness, I doubt that there’s anyone in “QA” any more who tests how the system behaves after being up for a full month.

(elf-hover > mouse-hover)

This Is Magia Country!

This may be the most accurate depiction of an anime heroine ever committed to 3D, courtesy of the Molesting Magical Girls xTwitter account:

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This one definitely does not belong on the shelf behind my work computer that shows up in Zoom meetings. I can explain HoiHoi-san, Totoro, Jiji, The Tick, and an assortment of Funko Pops, but not Magia Baiser riding her crop.

Loner Harem, episode 5

This week, Classmates Without Benefits, as Our Harried Loner is henpecked into submission. He also reluctantly rescues Our Local Noble’s Daughter and destroys her mind. And Our Class President accidentally makes him even more over-powered, despite his inability to level up and officially become an adventurer.

Verdict: fluffy, but shouty. I have to cut the volume to enjoy the lite cheesecake.

(well-eared schoolgirls are loosely related)

Super Dragon Balls, episode 4

Story-telling pro tip: when you’ve already established that your hero is ridiculously powerful and basically unstoppable, it takes more than melodramatic music and villain monologing to establish a credible threat. That is, this week’s episode was complete horseshit. Also a real tonal whiplash, with a side order of “what’s wrong with that guy’s face?”.

(well-equipped dragon gal is unrelated)

Cosplay Harem, episode 17

I love it when a plan comes together… in lingerie. Gal Gal has a tendency to start stripping before remembering that Our 2D-Loving Hero is in the room, while Tsuntail would be delighted to show him anything he wants. Awkward Gal is rapidly filling in her social-butterfly bucket list, while Our Cuddly Heroine takes charge of team building to get ready for the big game. And then A Wild Cliffhanger Appears, which should send us off into trauma-land next week, sigh.

Verdict: the only thing missing this week, and it’s a big thing, is the support of Our Hot Teacher. Okay, two big things.

GGO 2, episode 4

This week, we spend time being reminded that the other teams from last season have some skills, too, before The Big Twist is revealed as a cliffhanger.

Verdict: paint-by-numbers stuff, really; I got far enough into the light novels that I know everything that will happen this season, but even if I didn’t, I doubt it would be much more than filler.

(original SAO Second-Best Girl never got nearly enough screen time)

Ero-Zelda…

All Zelda emotes from Echoes Of Wisdom.

(this is basically a reskin of Link’s Adventure with a Zelda PoV and the sort of powers he got in Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom; she gains the ability to fight occasionally, but the primary focus is on summoning monsters and objects to solve puzzles)

Good, fast, and cheap

I’ve had good results with Zenni Optical in the past, but my latest order looks like the best yet. First, they’ve improved their frame-preview system that uses your webcam to overlay the frames on your head in 3D, allowing some amount of movement to check style and apparent size. It didn’t work on Safari and it can show some frames comically oversized if you don’t manually enter pupil distance, but it does work, whether you’re wearing your current glasses or not.

Second, I ordered two pairs on Tuesday night, and FedEx delivered them on Friday by noon. That was much faster than I expected, and it turns out their lab is about a 90-minute drive away.

Anyway, I’ll have to go to the range this weekend to see how the split-prescription shooting glasses work out.

No Longer Catgirl

I recently joined my parents for a wine dinner at their favorite restaurant (TL/DR: I don’t care much for wine, but I actually liked the Zilliken Rausch Riesling). We were joined by three family friends, including a couple whose daughter had just turned eighteen. While her dad picked my brains over where to take her in Japan for her graduation present, her mom shared one of her recent papers with my mom. Mostly to show that she’d survived a modern public school education and learned to read and write coherently.

Later, Mom shared the title of the book with me, and I had to laugh: No Longer Human (Ningen Shikkaku). I told her I was pretty sure I knew how an 18-year-old interested in Japan and anime had discovered that book…

(side note: my mother has an interesting relationship with the chef; he’s young and ambitious, but has learned to respect her knowledge, and sits at her knee after these dinners to learn what he got right and wrong)

(classical reference)

If we make it to January…

…we get more Maomao. With luck, we’ll still have Western Civilization as well.

We’ll also get Behemoth…

TL/DR: half-nekkid busty elf and friends who really like her kitten. This is definitely based on the manga, since the light novels collapsed after only two volumes.

(unrelated half-nekkid busty elf chick is half-nekkid, busty)

Age-old problem

Massad Ayoob’s advice for people having trouble getting crisp front-sight focus with pistols as they get older is to have reverse bifocals custom-made, where the reading prescription is on the top. My eye doctor’s advice on Sunday was to just go to Amazon and buy stick-on bifocal lenses and optionally trim them to cover just the part of your glasses that you use for sighting.

Ayoob talks about using your reading prescription, but the doc recommended using a computer prescription (diopter = NV-ADD / 2, rounded up to nearest 0.25; add to Sphere for dedicated computer glasses). Of course, Ayoob was talking about wearing them out in public, while I just want want them on my range glasses (which are safety glasses from Zenni).

Another idea comes from Good Glasses, which recommends splitting your prescription, putting your computer prescription in the dominant eye and distance prescription in the other.

My concern with the stick-ons is based on my historical inability to get window film to cling properly with no bubbles, and some reviews I’ve read have matched that experience.

(in addition to the new prescriptions and shooting advice, he also had some interesting reloading recommendations for light revolver loads for kids)

(related, his office is attached to a Costco, and while I gather that in some states their stores post no-gun signs, that is not the case in Ohio)

Bye-Bye Earth, the novels

Translation of the first one coming in April. I don’t know if I’ll be willing to take one for the team, but it would be nice to find out if the adaptation was bad, or if the source material was incomprehensible dreck, too.

How to sell an American SF novel…

Sexy catgirl with a blaster.

(this is not your daddy’s C’Mell)