“What’cha doin’?”

"Oh, just workin' on my Girl Scout knots."

“Don’t you mean Boy Scout knots?”

"Why would I want to tie up boys?"

Pro tip: if you search for “cotton rope” on Amazon, don’t browse the “people also bought” section at work. Especially if the rope is from a company called BON​TIME. My favorite was the “travel yoga and exercise kit” that included cuffs, collar, and two spreader bars.

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