“Alexa, play ‘My Freeze Ray’.”

"​'My Freeze Ray', by Various Artists."

…

“Alexa, play the next song.”

"What do you want to play?"

“The next song from that album.”

What would you like to play next?"

“The rest of that album.”

"What do you want to play?"

“Forget about it.”

(all Hue lights in the house come on at full brightness)

That’s going to leave a mark.

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“Alexa, play that funky music, white boy”.

"Play that funky music right."

“Alexa, play the song ‘Play that funky music’.”

"Playing 'Play that funky music 122bpm' by Soulsearch."

“Alexa, stop. Play Wild Cherry’s ‘Play that funky music’.”

"Playing 'Play that funky music' by Wild Cherry."

…

“Alexa, play it again.”

Note: most lyrics sites have the first line of this song wrong, which is how this got started.

Update

Amazon Music got their lyrics from one of the worst sites:

Yeah, there was a funky singer
Playin’ in a rock and roll band
And never had no problems yeah
Burnin’ down one night stands
And everything around me
Got to stop to feelin’ so low
And I decided quickly, yes I did
To disco down and check out the show
…

It’s like someone trying to quote a movie from memory after seeing it three months ago.

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Unrelated

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Google’s map hides the horrible truth!

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking your tongue.

Found this in my junkmail folder. It must be really important to be sent to me in California, so I’m sharing it with you as well:

Dear Member,

Due to the adverse weather conditions, please be advised that the swimming pool at Royal Russell School will be closed to members on Saturday 3 March. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Kind regards

Vicky Rees
Administration Assistant
020 8657 4433
www.royalrussell.co.uk

This is a real boarding school about an hour south of London, and the email went to my me.com email address, so it looks like I have yet another evil twin who doesn’t know his iCloud email address, quite a bit younger than the one in Boca Raton or the one in County Cork.

In the App Store, I searched for “philips hue”. Under related searches, the first choice was “girly wallpapers” and the second was “girl wallpapers”. Not sure if they meant my naughty novel cover art desktop wallpaper or not…