The Three Behemoths, episode 6

I appreciate the new cast-members’ contributions to bathtime, apart from the remarkably clingy steam blobs. As for the rapid-and-unsubtle build-up to next week’s rescue and save-the-town mission, I think it’s safe to say that the convenient new dungeon kinda went out of its way to provide magic that’s certain to be useful.

Verdict: if that’s how Pixie Gal plays hide-and-seek, she has a bright future in fan-service anime.

(very little relevant fan-art; the best I can say about this one is that you can recognize the character)

Solo Leveling 2, episode 5

I have one request for next week: do not kill off the short-haired super-busty glasses-wearing witch. Actually, try to keep all of this week’s women alive; they’d make a great side-harem while Our Soloing Hero gently tiptoes toward His Blonde Future Combat Waifu Who Wears Too Much To Bed.

Verdict: big fight next issue, and maybe his S-Rank debut. So, Esil in two weeks, or three? Sigh.

(witch-waifu is unrelated, but stacked)

A-Rank Dungeon Harem, episode 4

I’m disappointed that the new armor Our Adventure Gals are promoting is not higher-level, but the lack of Bozos this week makes up for it. There’s a bit of fake drama when the tables are turned in the boss fight, but no serious complaints. Next week looks like it’s going to be A Day In The Harem Life, with all three girls trying to make some time with their mutual crush.

Verdict: no whiplash here, just light fun. This and Dream Elf are both good clean fun that improve the season.

(the sort of high-level armor Our Gals deserve…)

Okay, we have the follow-through on the “let’s play a completely different game again” arc, a bit of timid-maiden angst-ing as Our Crushing Crusher realizes that Our Cute Ninja New Gal can follow Our Half-Clad Hero to a place where she cannot follow, the debut of Our Robot-Crazy Punchy Gal’s white-haired tanned avatar, a Classic Marvel Team-Up moment, a new unique quest unlocked, and a surprise delivery at the docks.

Hmmm, what important task did Our Half-Clad Hero and his Wolf-Killing Party forget to do at the end of their adventure? Well, at least Rei has an excuse to avoid telling her guild leader/sister about how she accidentally beat the Big Bad Wolf and unlocked the next stage of that questline. “Sorry, sis, I’m off to fight another unique boss without you!”

Verdict: we’re rooting for you, Rei. Another five years, and you should be able to hold his hand without fainting.

SwarmUI has a fairly robust wildcard system with some interesting features, but it doesn’t come close to what’s possible with A1111’s Dynamic Prompts extension.

DP advantages:

• non-repeating random selection (“draw five cards from a deck”, “select 1-3 distinct items of lingerie”)
• exhaustive combinatorial selection (“generate girls with every possible hair color and breast size”)
• weighted random (“normal hair colors are 5x more likely than goofy dyejobs”)
• recursive parsing (wildcards of wildcards of alternatives…)
• simple globbing to select from multiple lists (“hairstyle from the 19xx era”)
• variables that can be evaluated at either compile-time or runtime (“$color $random_dress, $color $random_stockings”)
• variables as arguments (“lingerie-set($color)”)
• insert into middle of phrase (“my waifu $sexytimes me every night”)
• YAML-format files transparently containing a full tree of wildcards with all of the above features available.

This all depends on a Python library called, appropriately enough, dynamicprompts by the same person, available through a pip install near you. It does not come with a simple CLI interface allowing me to just paste processed prompts into SwarmUI, so I wrote one:

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(the title can be interpreted multiple ways…)

Isekai Prime, episode 5

Just in case there was any ambiguity about the details of Our Shopping Hero’s dalliance with Our Easy Landlady, having her wriggle under the covers, strip, and jump him when he happens to spend a night in her inn again clears it up. Pity she got cockblocked by the loli before we got a buy-the-bluray scene.

As for Our Bouncing Bounty Blonde Waifu, does she realize that she’s just named herself The Town Bike? Or is she a tad distracted by what she finds when she goes to Claim Her Man?

Verdict: I figure the change of scenery will last about two weeks before we get another Blonde-service moment.

($10 says Our Blue Furry-Boobed Cuddly Catgirl tracks him down first)

Unrelated…

It’s a sad commentary on Our Post-COVID World that the grocery near me that was open 24/7 for over forty years now closes earlier than the local Hustler store. Before I left for Silicon Valley in 1993, I could buy anything from steak to vacuum cleaners to ammo at 3 in the morning. Now it’s just convenience-store snacks, or cock rings and lube.

(six months from now, there will be a Sheetz half a mile from my house, but that just adds freshly-prepared sandwiches/snacks to the midnight convenience-store experience)

WSL2 FYI

If you have a directory containing a bunch of files on your Windows drive that have long names full of embedded Unicode characters, attempting to access that directory from WSL as /mnt/c/folder will blow chunks. It stops reading the directory listing as soon as it hits the first long filename, and ignores anything after that point (which makes for a really poor rsync experience).

(sadly, SwarmUI’s downloader turned out to be the culprit, since it saves downloaded models and LoRAs by their insanely long descriptive titles, which make Isekai novels look concise, because they contain isekai titles and their translations)

Aria is easy, Tama is hard

My Volleyblonde Elf Gal was giving off Three Behemoths vibes, except for the thicc-ness, so I tinkered with the physical description, moved her to the streets of a medieval town, put her in kinda-SFW bikini armor, removed the emphasis on the naughty bits, and gave her a cat riding on her shoulder or breasts.

Creating a pseudo-Aria was straightforward, even without a LoRA of the character: platinum-blonde busty elf gals are well-represented in the training data.

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Literal Dream Girl Elf Waifu, episode 5

Big exposition-fight to rescue the cat-shota, followed by giant flaming letters in the sky saying “this is the next story arc”. Next week should be full of food appreciation, Japan tourism, and hopefully a bath.

Verdict: keeping it light and fun.

(story time!)

The Apothecary Diaries 2, episode 5

🎶 I’m a boy, I’m a boy, but Maomao won’t admit it.
I’m a boy, I’m a boy, but if the men see me, I’ll get it. 🎶

Maomao’s cunning plan successfully counters the busty blonde envoy sisters’ cunning plan. Other arcs continue arcing in the background, with some laugh-out-loud moments. Jinshi is, of course, all wet. Mysteriously convenient servant-gal Shisui is mysterious, convenient, really cute. (don’t google her at all, by the way; wait for it)

Hammer Of The Guild Gal, episode 5

Our Shouty Executioner really should learn about the concept of “death flags”. I think we all know what’s going to happen to this big festival she’s planning to attend…

Meanwhile, can we get some more footage of the angel and devil on her shoulders? Maybe all three of them arguing in a hot tub? Asking for a friend.

This week, we’re riding high on sweetness and light, and it’s all cakes and cookies until Legal-Loli Healer’s PTSD kicks in.

Verdict: whiplash next week, right? I smell a pattern…

Elite Space Harem coming soon

Reborn As a Space Mercenary, I Woke Up Piloting The Strongest Starship [and banging hot chicks every night] is getting an anime adaptation.

The light novels and manga aren’t what you’d call deep, but they’re amusing, and Our Harem Lord actually has reservations about popping cherries, and not just token ones that are resolved in the next scene. One gal’s been showing up off and on since the first book, has frequently left herself vulnerable and willing, and as of book 11 he still hasn’t gotten a piece. Another that’s been around for several books actually made it into his bed with the help of the other haremettes, and he didn’t go for it. He even spends several books actively fighting off the eager-beaver legal-loli twins.

And in book 11, the author finally came up with an explanation of how he got isekai’d and why it’s a big deal. Our Hero Named Hiro pretty much coasts through his adventures in the usual OP-hero style, but it’s inoffensive fun. I’m actually curious if the return of Busty Glasses-Wearing Medical Researcher in book 12 will reveal that he’s still carrying a grudge over the anal probe she gave him way back in book 2.

Background Music For A New Era

One of the cheeriest pop songs ever. Their Wikipedia entry doesn’t mention it, but IIRC, they changed the name of the band because they were playing a bunch of military bases and having a girl’s name in it drew a bigger crowd. I love how low-budget and non-glamorous this video is.

Speaking of low-budget and cheerful, although Belinda’s sweater is practically a special effect.

Music to play at rallies…

And this somehow resonates for some reason…

Dear DALL-E, you filthy commie, you

J: Draw a picture of a beautiful young woman posed as the Statue of Liberty wearing a vibrant, colorful, patriotic t-shirt reading “Trump & Musk went to DC and all I got was my country back!”

D: I can create an image of a beautiful young woman posed as the Statue of Liberty, wearing a vibrant, colorful, patriotic t-shirt. However, I can’t include specific political messages or slogans. Would you like me to proceed with a more general patriotic theme for the t-shirt, such as an American flag design or a phrase like “Freedom & Liberty”? Let me know how you’d like to adjust the request!

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(classical reference)

The Three Behemoths, episode 7

Wait, did he just mech-warrior himself into the cockpit of that dragon?

Yup, that’s the kind of show this is. Never mind the army of undead tearing through the city, or the countless women who’ve been kidnapped, raped, and murdered by Fat Snidely Whiplash; nobody we care about really gets hurt, and Our Heroines end the episode with a nipplicious bath scene. At least Our Braless Cat-Blacksmith-nya got some good character moments.

Verdict: good clean soapy fun.

(after last week’s just-barely-adequate fan-art, I went with Stable Diffusion to get some Vulcan; the LoRA helped, but as you can see from the settings, I still had to do a lot of work in the prompt to get the details mostly right)

Solo Leveling 2, episode 6

Okay, this week is just a huge fight, but he saved all the hot chicks and managed to bring out Blondie’s girly side, so we’ll call that a win.

Verdict: somehow I’d compressed a lot of these early chapters in my head, but they’re not skipping any of it, so they might just end this cour with making the potion and saving Mom, pushing Esil out another few episodes. Sigh.

(if I can’t have Esil, Rory Mercury can stand in as a soul-reaper)

A-Rank Dungeon Harem, episode 5

I do not enjoy watching The Asshole Party keep failing to learn from their mistakes. Well, except for the Little Blonde Titty-Witch who’s become their latest punching bag; she’s starting to get a clue.

Meanwhile, it’s moving day, and still unable to read the signs that the girls have painted in ten-foot-high letters of blazing love, Our Harem Hero is surprised that they want him to move in with them.

Then it’s back to the Asshole plot, sadly, but at least Our Legal-Loli Healer has trained him to accept physical affection, advancing her position in the harem. And to further lift the curse, we’ve acquired a sexy ninja catgirl. Finally!

(no fan-art that’s even barely adequate? Stable Diffusion LoRA to the rescue! never mind the extra bellybuttons!)

Life-size Gardevoir plushie

Unfortunately for Pokemon fans, she’s not fuckable. Although I imagine modding instructions will be available soon…

More Vulcan…

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As expected, Ninja Gal and Crushing Crusher got dragged into the secret quest because they were still in Our Half-Naked Hero’s party. Bringing the funny, Rei accepted completely by accident, leading to a WTF she’s going to struggle to explain to her sister later.

Once the poorly-integrated CGI sailing begins, we get some brief downtime before… 🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like fishmen 🎶 (classical reference)

Verdict: Rust’s SLF character design is growing on me and Akane is just wide-eyed and cuddly, providing a nice change of pace from Sunraku’s usual party. Sadly, I already know that Rei’s costume change will not put her into high-level bikini armor. Or this:

Dear Apple,

So how is it that Apple Music can’t grasp the concept of repeating the same song, even though the Mac Music.app has explicit controls featuring this functionality, which you just turn off after the song ends? Oh, you broke the fuck out of it while prioritizing iOS apps and recurring revenue, and don’t have competent QA teams any more? Gosh, I’m stunned to hear that.

By the way, you have shit-tier auto-generated lyrics in your paid-subscription library. No wonder you disable copy-paste functionality.

(loosely relevant if you remember the beginning of the second Squad Jam…)

Anyway, I was feeling doggerel-y again…

(with apologies to The Partridge Family)

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I was dinking around with dynamic prompts for Stable Diffusion again, and at one point ended up getting a robotic catgirl. This seemed like a fine idea, so I stripped it down to the basics and tried to build back up into a specific look. I was getting reasonably consistent results with one model, but it was weak on backgrounds. TL/DR, I ended up running the same prompt and seed through 64 models because I wasn’t able to get all the elements at the same time: clearly robotic body, metal skin and face, metal cat ears and tail, pretty face, sexy figure, naughty bits covered, interesting background, requested pose.

So I ran the exact same prompt and seed through 64 models:

4k, crisp, high budget, highly detailed, intricate, ultra textured.
photorealistic, hyper realistic, ((robot girl)) at ((Towering spires
of glass piercing a sea of swirling mist)). ((robot face)), ((silver
metal skin)), ((silver metal face)), ((metal hair)), tiny breasts,
silver metal cat tail, black metal cat ears, full body, teen height,
teen face, teen body, wearing ((black metal corset bodysuit)), ((black
metal stockings)), ((black metal long gloves)), ((black metal collar))
with ((glowing crystal bell)). Cross-legged on floor, hands on knees,
upright posture, calm and collected with a cheerful expression.

I tried to bias it toward a slender look with “teen face/body/height” and “tiny breasts” (which generally produces B-C instead of D-H). I moved the location to the beginning because I kept getting just floors and solid-color backgrounds with the occasional generic room interior. Repeating the colors for each item helps to keep them from bleeding into other elements, but, as usual, doesn’t always work.

Anything XL

Definitely a catgirl, mostly-correct costuming, matte silver skin except for neck and eyes, plausibly robotic arms and legs, terrible tail (fur, broken), robot cat-ears, cute face, sleek little body, appealing pose but doesn’t match the prompt, nice background that matches prompt.

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Slow life with cat, girl, and catgirl; as expected, it didn’t take long for Our Blue Furry-Boobed Cuddly Catgirl to show up, although the artists seem to have forgotten that he gave her a modern bow. Our Shopping Hero is led to believe that Blondie is marrying the knight who helped out in the rescue mission, which doesn’t seem to bother him at all, due to that whole “you’re too young for me” spiel that’s never stopped him from banging any other chick.

Naturally, Blue moves in with them. Naturally, she jumps him as soon as New Daughter is off reading, in a don’t-bother-buying-the-bluray offscreen dalliance. We also get to meet an extra-qualified guild gal who catches Our Shopping Hero’s eye by using up several weeks of Gainaxing budget, make some new friends, and get mixed up with bandits who seem to have stolen their hair from a school-gang show.

Verdict: artificial crisis is artificial. Also, Myaley improves every scene she’s in.

(No new fan-art to speak of. Fortunately, the paint’s barely dry on a LoRA for this show; it also includes Orange Catgirl based on her appearance in the credits and previews, and the sample images get multiple gals into bed. Sadly, it is not well-trained on Myaley’s furry nudity, and usually either overwrites her light-purple belly fur with the overall body color or gives her human skin from nipples to crotch. Also occasionally gives her a purple cat face. Needs more training material, which this week’s episode supplies.)

Dear vendors,

Please stop trying to do holiday tie-ins for unrelated product lines. I’m looking at you, North American Rescue, with your “Cupid is on the Hunt!” email campaign that’s offering the limited-edition Valentine’s LUV-SAK Kit, 30% off with the LOVEME coupon code.

It’s a fucking tourniquet.

Meanwhile, on DoorDash…

They were offering fast delivery of Valentine gifts from appropriate local retailers, like Dick’s Sporting Goods, Best Buy, JD Sports, Michaels, Victoria’s Secret, and David’s Bridal. Also offering special dinner deals from BJ’s, Victor’s Taco Shop, and Chick-fil-A. Yup, that should cover most polycules.

(my driver was openly carrying; welcome back, America)

Literal Dream Girl Elf Waifu, episode 6

The only thing wrong with this week’s slice-of-waifu episode is that we didn’t get a bath scene. Our Librarian Neighbor is a cutie, and has some fun interactions with her husband, but they’re clearly suspicious about the cover story. This will matter later.

Meanwhile, Our Uber Dragon Momma’s eggs are hatching, and she’s thinking about Our Crossworld Couple. This will matter later.

Verdict: I could watch multiple cute-waifu-doing-cute-things episodes in a row, but it makes a particularly nice Valentine’s Day episode.

The Apothecary Diaries 2, episode 6

This week, Maomao gets hired to solve The Case Of The Missing Servant Girl. The head of the secret women’s clinic wants her to make medicine for a possibly-contagious illness, but the sick girl’s gone missing. Unraveling this small mystery advances two major plot arcs.

Hammer Of The Guild Gal, episode 6

Oh, sure; take Our Savage Busty Receptionist out to a beach, but the closest we get to bikini fan-service is a panned still of Our Stalkery Tank’s imagination. Our Legal-Loli Healer looks cute playing in the water, but it’s not the same.

Of course we have to whiplash the mood, with Loli’s PTSD kicking in when Our Bestest Party goes undercover to catch the rumormongers and brings along Our Ragemonster Heroine, who sucks at undercover. Even Our Cuddly Little Junior Receptionist drops an ominous line that foreshadows future doom.

Verdict: my neck hurts again.

Unrelated Astroturfing

My old Central California phone number got a text asking me to attend a “voice for the voiceless” rally in Dayton to save democracy. For or from whom, they didn’t say, nor is there any indication of why someone in Birmingham Alabama would be organizing events in Dayton Ohio.

The expression is sometimes used by anti-abortion groups, but they’re not generally associated with pro-democracy marches on President’s Day, so I suspect there’s someone hoping to create “organic” crowds of vaguely-frustrated protestors. Probably worried about losing their USAID funding.

Ultimate Unicorn Chaser

Big Boobs Japan has a roundup of photoshoots featuring the prettiest anime voice actress ever to take it all off for the camera, Kanori Kadomatsu (NSFW, obviously, and you should disable Javascript).

(I’ve mentioned her here before; still looks hot and fresh at 51 on her Twitter feed, and still does the occasional voice work, showing up in a few episodes of Hammer Of The Guild Gal this season)

Rather than hunting through my archives for vaguely-relevant cheesecake, I took advantage of the new trend for creating LoRAs instead of 3D skins or actual fan-art.

The Three Behemoths, episode 8

Did we really need to get so in-your-face with Hard Gay And His Cut-Rate Chippendale’s Revue? It is the exact opposite of what this show is pitching to the audience.

Anyway, Our Catsexual Harem buys a house that should be way out of their price range, but is cheap because it has a giant harem-sized bath that nobody else wanted, complete with jacuzzi function. Right, that’s exactly how property values work, but since it leads to more nipplicious nudity, we’ll just run with it.

Our Two Faeries not only reveal that they’re capable in battle (but seriously, wash the pixie afterwards), but they ever-so-casually increase the property value by several orders of magnitude by magically landscaping the yard to add a super-duper magic tree and an uber-potion magic pond. I’m sure those will come in handy about as quickly as that truth potion did, meaning “next week”.

Meanwhile, hints about Our Braless Cat-Blacksmith-nya’s secrets are delivered with the subtlety of her giant hammer. Plus equally-subtle hints about how intimately detailed her catsexual dreams have become.

The adventure portion of the episode is pretty trivial, and can be summed up with “hey we all make a great team”, but it loosely ties in with the larger story arc introduced at the end, where Monsters Are Stirring, and Our Boobalicious Heroine’s Even More Boobalicious Idol delivers a mildly ominous line.

Verdict: this show is driven entirely by coincidence and catsexuality, combining to summon bath scenes.

(I tried to combine the Myaley and Vulcan LoRAs for a catgirl party, but they did not play nicely together, so I used the full-cast Behemoth LoRA (NSFW sample images) instead; getting two gals into the picture was easy, but keeping their characteristics from crossing over was not. I got a lot of pics where one or both had elf and cat ears, as well as many where Vulcan was the busty one, Aria was tan, their faces were blended together, etc, etc)

Solo Leveling 2, episode 7

This week’s special is… reaction shots! Our Solo Hero comes out of the closet as an S-rank hunter for the sole purpose of finally being able to buy and sell high-end loot at the auction house, but first we get quick shots of everyone’s reaction to the news. Including all the women who like him, but who for some reason don’t show up at his home to cover his bed in squee juice and torn lingerie. In fact, the only person who does show up is Our Newly Homeless Sidekick (who’d make a cute couple with Our Hot Little Sister, although he’d better ask nicely due to her new protectors).

They kept the shopping trip brief in order to get Jinwoo back to his secret dungeon, and on the eightieth floor we get our first look at an armored demon knight smart enough and tough enough to repeatedly wipe out most of his shadow soldiers. Next week they fight, and you know what that means, right?

Verdict: finally.

(I’ve already used all the half-decent fan-art of Esil, so it’s LoRA time! I won’t even add tentacles… this time. This is the same LoRA I used earlier that is fragile about facial details, and with some models turns into nightmare fuel)

A-Rank Dungeon Harem, episode 6

Dude, could you wife your Legal Loli any harder?

But first, let’s talk about Our Harem Party’s first-floor adventure. We don’t get any sort of training montage with Our Tasty Half-Clad Catgirl, but she fits right into the party as if Our Mighty Guild Elf picked her out specifically for compatibility, which of course she did. Unlike the rest of the gang, we get to see her before she falls head-over-heels for Our Hero, but I’m sure that won’t take long. And of course she’ll be moving in.

On their way back to the surface, they run into The Bozo Party, which has added two new spear-carriers to their ever-growing attitude problem, but in addition to Our Little Blonde Titty-Witch continuing to show growth and remorse, we finally see Their Dickhead Leader get called on his bullshit. Y’see, he forgot the first lesson of bullying: never shit-talk when you’re on camera. The second rule would be never double down when your boss is chewing you out for it. Seriously, is Simon just out of his tiny little mind? This has gone way beyond obsessing over his failures since Yuke left the party, and it actively reduces the show’s quality.

He’s not out of the story yet, unfortunately, because he meets up with That Fat Leering Bastard, and they begin plotting revenge.

Verdict: please rescue the titty-witch and drop the rest of the Bozos in an inferno, the sooner the better.

(yeah, no good fan-art, so back to the cast LoRA, and since Rain unlocked a major achievement this week, she’s in the picture; really had a problem with extra fingers, though)

“This isn’t a boss fight, it’s an escort quest!” Yeah, I feel ya, Hero; we’ve all been there. It sucks.

Mid-fight, Our Crushing Crusher finishes changing into her mismatched spare gear just in time to protect the squishy NPC, and they manage to trigger the next stage of the questline. Which splits them up and drops them into an exposition-heavy underwater city. Next week, will the PoV switch to other players, or will we stick with Our Half-Naked Birdman for a while?

Verdict: not sure why they didn’t call the sirens sirens, but whatever. Hopefully things pick up as the party reunites. But they can’t finish the entire sub-sea arc this season, so will they switch over to the other-game tournament soon?

(definitely not Rei’s spare armor…)

A Wild Cybertruck Appears!

I’ve seen a few at a distance, but I finally got to see one close up. Unfortunately it was in front of me in the drive-through at Rally’s, in the middle of the night, so all I can really say is that it must have been a bitch to get a decent paint job on all those sharp corners, something that will stand up to heavily-salted winter roads.

Which reminds me that when I moved to Silicon Valley, I was amazed how good ten-year-old cars looked compared to Ohio…

(Truck-kun meets his nemesis)

Speaking of which, 3-4 inches of snow

…which isn’t going to clear itself off my driveway in the next week.

I’ve decided that the goofy transforming-robot boss-fight bit in the OP is meant to be symbolic conquest of the stress that led to his death, with the gals fighting for his slow-life happiness.

Setting that aside, last week’s crisis is resolved quickly, making room for Our Besotted Busty Blonde to show up and give Our Shopping Hero the stick for running off, followed by the carrot cherry. Once they’ve sealed the deal, she moves in, despite some friction with the catgirl, the loli, and the cat. Nice to have two hot gals fighting to get into your bed and your tub, but the cock-blocking loli is a problem.

Verdict: time to expand the house with another bedroom and some soundproofing. Maybe some nice asbestos and a sprinkler system.

Fun with emergency dentistry…

The fix for my post-op gum infection was to drill a hole in the back of the temporary bridge, clean it out without anesthesia, and then send me home with antibiotics and a syringe to flush out the hole three times a day until my next appointment in two weeks. Shame the bridge only lasted one week before breaking into tiny pieces thanks to the hole, sending me back in on Wednesday to get another one. Everything was healed up enough for them to make a 3D scan for the permanent bridge, but not enough to install it until the end of March, so I have a new temporary. Without a hole in it. For now.

Naturally while the doc was fixing me up again, it snowed enough to make it difficult to get up my driveway.

…and another batch of snow overnight, sigh.

Apple Intelygenz

The only device I am currently capable of running the alpha-test “Apple Intelligence” feature (ApplAI? iAI? I’ll just call it Applint) on is my iPad Air. I could upgrade the OS on my Mac to get it, but I like my main computer to be reliable, and Apple’s shoddy QA the last N years has led me to stay at least one major release behind for as long as possible.

Anyway, Applint shares a feature toggle with Siri, a feature I turned off 14 years ago and don’t want back, so the first thing I had to do was manually disable all the methods of activating Siri. Then I had to manually toggle off “allow Siri/Applint to learn from” for each and every app installed on the device, one by one.

It’s opt-in by default, y’see, so I’ll have to manually disable it for any new apps I install after today. If I had it on more than one device, I’d have to repeat the same remarkably tedious process there as well.

With that out of the way, I was left with one new piece of functionality: the Playground image-generation app. TL/DR: it’s toy garbage.

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Literal Dream Girl Elf Waifu, episode 7

“Thank you for your service, Miss Elf”

As part of preparing for The Big Dungeon Crawl, Our Sleepy-Eyed Hero talks Our Overheated Elf Maiden into trying the local fashions, which cool her off by exposing a lot more skin. Other than that, the most important thing that happens is that witnessing a postpartum tantrum leads him to accidentally invite Our Stressed-Out Dragon Mama to come to Japan for their cozy couple’s hot-springs trip. There’s some random drama involving a villainous sorcerer wearing anachronistic sunglasses (sigh), but it’s unlikely to disrupt the mood for long.

(plot note: Dragon Mama laments the fact that her husband isn’t there to take care of her and the kids, but later events reveal that their relationship was never what you’d call healthy)

Verdict: some fun LoL moments to break up an otherwise exposition-heavy episode.

The Apothecary Diaries 2, episode 7

This week, a self-contained mystery interlude which drops hints the size of boulders about Jinshi’s true identity. Which Maomao very carefully ignores the implications of. Also some LoLs, showing off the emperor’s playful side.

Verdict: I loved the precision with which the emperor judged Maomao’s figure.

Hammer Of The Guild Gal, episode 7

Aw, hell, they switched the credits around again, which means they’re using the cuteness to apologize in advance for an episode full of tonal whiplash.

And sure enough, that’s exactly what they do, mixing Sad Loli Healer’s backstory with Triumphant Receptionist’s Festival Date with Expository Asshole’s unexpected discovery of Another Dark God Plot Coupon. We even get to see someone blow themselves up to further darken the plot.

Verdict: sigh, this show is a complete mess, and we don’t even get any bath scenes as compensation.

(very little fan-art for this show, so this half-baked LoRA will have to do; it’s got a lot of issues, but will occasionally generate just one girl, optionally with just one magic staff)

The Three Behemoths, episode 9

Let’s not speak about the scene at the adventurers guild. Ever. Actually, that applies to most scenes at the adventurers guild.

To the surprise of absolutely nobody who’s been paying attention, Our Braless Cat-Blacksmith-nya is secretly a much more powerful smith than she’s been admitting to, as well as a member of the Hero Party that saved the world. She just wanted to live a Slow Life instead of cranking out artifacts for the kingdom.

Anyway, in a completely unnecessary escalation of the plot, Our Catsexual Heroines have been recruited to join the new Hero Party and save the frontier from Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. Which they’re not currently capable of, but will receive intense training for, with A Fresh Prince tanking Our Dragonette, A Demon Queen drilling magic into Our Dryad and Our Pixie, and Our One True Heroine reuniting with Her Savior And Idol for weapons drill. This is much less interesting than the bath scene, which is too short.

The legendary sword saintess is wearing a revealing maid costume when we meet her, which is part of her complicated relationship to the “grand mage” who led the earlier Hero Party. Because of course she’s a slave wife who loves her owner; had to work that trope in here somewhere, right? The flat-elf from the ED is revealed to be a reformed Demon Queen and also his wife. And he was isekai’d from Japan, so we’ve got all the bases covered. At least they left out the part about him being an effeminate cross-dresser.

Verdict: I was really hoping they wouldn’t get this far into the story this season.

(busty wet elf maidens are unrelated but busty, wet)

Solo Leveling 2, episode 8

“I’m gonna borrow your daughter.”

Finally. Also sadly, since this is the last time we’ll see Esil until the spinoff series about Jinwoo’s son. Still, she got some decent screen time, split up with advances in the ant-raid arc.

Oh, yeah, and Our Solo Hero beat the Big Bad and got the final piece of the Elixir Of Mom-Saving. With some timely help from Our Best Girl.

(someone’s working on updating their LoRA with today’s episode, but for now I’ll have to rely on an older one that has a hard time with the ears)

A-Rank Dungeon Harem, episode 7

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Not only do we fill the dungeon with exposition, The Bozo Party is back, and every word out of their mouths is dripping with stupid. This completely erases the fun of Our Redheaded Swordsgal teasingly advancing her position in the harem and Our Legal Loli Healer going for a ride.

It’s nice to see Little Blonde Titty Witch finally step up and do good, but this is not the redemption I had in mind for her. I cry foul.

Verdict: well, that was whiplashing garbage. I wouldn’t mind the show having antagonists if they weren’t so stupid and boring and shallow; they’re just a collection of Evil Checkboxes without a hint of personality or motivation. The big doofus suddenly wanting to rape Silk and Rain in front of Yuke (and his own female party members) is a perfect example; it wasn’t a clever psychological ploy to coerce Yuke into signing the contract, it was just another evil checkbox.

(just in case we never see her again; pity the LoRA can’t figure out how to reproduce her distinctive stockings)

Coming soon…

Would you believe there are multiple shows in the next few seasons where the main character was kicked out of the hero’s party? What are the chances?

I think it’s time to see if I can beat the market:

Kicked Out Of The Hero’s Party For Being Just That Awesome, I Was Hit By A Truck And Woke Up In Bed With A Reincarnation Goddess Who Gave Me A Magical Cock Ring That Enslaves Any Female Who Touches It, And Then She Touched It, So Now I Rule A Private Universe Where I Intercept All The Reincarnating Hot Chicks And Add Them To My Harem

For amusement, I fed that to various Stable Diffusion models as a prompt. It’s not a good prompt, but I thought it might be interesting to see which tokenized words they ended up focusing on…

Harem Goddesses

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Our Underwater Heroes reunite (mostly), with Our Half-Clad Birdman taking out a giant monster along the way. Then they deal with the most awful and terrible aspect of questing: figuring out when everyone can be online for the next week. One of those conflicts is Our Original Trio teaming up for the promised tournament in another game, which will probably take up the rest of the season.

Verdict: IIRC, we’ll get a little advancement in the kraken arc, but the rest is going to be a mix of real-life hijinks and exposition-heavy tournamenting.

This episode would have been a lot better if the C-team hadn’t done the character art.

Anyway, after frantically dealing with the surprisingly-minor results of Our Firestarting Loli’s first adventure in spellcasting, we quickly work our way through a few weeks of Slow Life With Two Wives, and finally add Our Orange Furry-Big-Boobed Catgirl to the cast, which does not please Our Blue Furry-Boobed Catgirl at all.

Our Shopping Hero pretends not to understand when Myaley is relieved that he hadn’t picked up yet another girlfriend, although Orange rapidly grows more affectionate, confirming her fears. Meanwhile, Blondie is over the moon at being referred to as “his wife” (especially the part where he doesn’t contradict the person who said it), and deeply annoyed when he gets called “her father”.

Speaking of finally, the Busty Blonde Mama and Her Blonde Loli Daughter from the credits finally show up and make ambiguous comments that are sure to matter next week.

Verdict: no whiplashing darkness here!

(C-grade character art will make it harder for the LoRA creators to get good shots of Orange)

Unrelated

There are now 15 Esil LoRAs on Civitai. One of them’s gotta have decent ears. Also, anime canon is that she has pretty much the same skin color as Jinwoo, but I kind of liked the light purple.

(apparently the diffusion engine does much of its work in “latent space” at 1/4 the resolution before upscaling to fill in details, so small things that require unique details, like distant faces or elf ears (or fingers…), don’t have enough pixels to start with, so you get “weird shit” that has to be fixed with inpainting, etc)

Literal Dream Girl Elf Waifu, episode 8

Our Foodie Dragon Mama has now been promoted to Mighty Morphin’ Dragon MILF, with the catchphrase “Buy the Bluray!”. Anyway, this is a hot springs episode, so the focus is on food, booze, blushing, steam, and inconvenient light rays.

Verdict: no complaints, although it’s surprising that Marie actually thought Kazuhiho was not interested in her as a woman. Seriously, does she think that’s a dagger in his pocket every time she rubs against him?

The Apothecary Diaries 2, episode 8

Encyclopedia Maomao is on the case, and it’s the sort of Imperial Entanglement that she’s been working very hard to stay out of. Worse, it ties into Jinshi’s recent dream about his early childhood.

Verdict: Shisui is such a lovable goofball, getting up to things that would make Maomao blush.

Hammer Of The Guild Gal, episode 8

Who knew that all you needed to do was just try harder? And have Our Overpowered Heroine flip a switch and go into Double Secret God Mode, of course. Next week promises to be a relaxing interlude, so there will probably be a huge body count.

Verdict: they’re the ones setting these whiplashing contradictions, not me…

Diffusion Junction, How’s That Function?

(classical reference)

I’ve been using SwarmUI for all my AI-picture-making needs, but I wanted to experiment with some of the other frontends and backends without duplicating model directories, so I installed the Stability Matrix multitool/manager on the drive that’s not filled with a terabyte of models and LoRAs, and pointed it to the existing SwarmUI directory. This mostly worked, except that it expected base models to be located in models/StableDiffusion, while SwarmUI used models/Stable-Diffusion. I renamed it for testing things, but then of course SwarmUI couldn’t find anything. Shortcuts created from the Windows GUI are not the same thing as symlinks, so I had to dredge up the appropriate PowerShell syntax:

New-Item -Path Stable-Diffusion -ItemType Junction -Value StableDiffusion

From the GUI, this looks like a shortcut, but it actually works from applications. And now I can keep using my existing GUI install while I play with all the ones supported by SM. So far, the most interesting feature it has is the model browser that detects updated versions, although SwarmUI still gets a thumbs-up for allowing you to paste in URLs for downloads rather than restricting you to searching CivitAI and HuggingFace via API calls. Oddly, it insists on installing in a completely different directory when it upgrades a model or LoRA.

Note that SM can install SwarmUI, but still has some references to the old, abandoned version called StableSwarmUI.

Dear ChatGPT, quit your day job

Someone asked it for an image with a transparent background, and it returned an image with Photoshop’s UI embedded:

(it apparently doesn’t support transparency at all, but it was eager to learn!)