“burglars are members of the public who must be protected from violent householders”
— UK Home Office lawyers,Florida Man robs liquor store with knife. So far, just another day in paradise.
His getaway car fails to start, so he tries carjacking, getting a few cuts in before his victim pulls a gun on him and scares him off.
He then jumps into the passenger seat of a car in a Starbucks drive-thru. Driver hops out, opens the trunk, and pulls her gun on him, scaring him off.
Eventually he surrenders when police track him to the restroom in a nearby Supercuts.
I’m a little OCD about my $PATH…
cleanpath () {
local path p result
local -A seen
PATH=${PATH//::/:}
IFS=":" read -r -a path <<< "$PATH"
for p in "${path[@]}"; do
if [ -z "${seen[$p]}" ]; then
result="$result:$p"
seen["$p"]=1
fi
done
PATH=${result:1}
}
No mods.
No NPCs.
No companions.
No pause button.
No offline play.
No save/restore.
No console.
No game at all when they decide to shut down the servers.
Thinking about it a little more, I think there’s going to be a much bigger problem than any of the above: nerfs.
Even if it’s not just a gankfest of foul-mouthed randos, the simple fact that it emphasizes PVP is going to produce frequent “game balance” updates that force you to change your play-style whenever someone comes up with a min-maxed buildout that lets them roflstomp your painstakingly-crafted homestead.
Clearly, the only way to play is in carefully-curated groups of
like-minded friends, so of course I expect them to make that hard to
do, and default to dumping you into public sewers servers.
The power went out at home (~4,000 people affected…) while I was prepping this set, so no names for now.
[Update: filled in most of the first half; annoyed that Google just returns “girl” for the first one…]

When Momoko Tsugunaga joined Hello!Project, it’s hard to say whether they assigned her the role of “batshit-crazy one”, or simply recognized the part she was born to play.
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Still, when she lets her hair down, I have no complaints.
This was more a challenge than a solution to some need:
#!/bin/bash
while read l && read n <&3 ; do
echo $n "$l"
done 3< <(hexdump -v -e '/4 "%u\n"' < /dev/urandom) |
sort -n | cut -d' ' -f2-
exit 0
And, yes, B5 is now on Amazon Prime, and I just watched “War Without End”.