When the darkness enveloped the hidden world, the sudden post-war development of this new continent was gathering strange phenomenon and people wandeing in the darkness who are not human, regardless of the season was spring.
— Engrish from Chrno Crusade Episode 0 (copied from a screenshot)Dear Zombieland Saga...
Of the many sketchy things about the group’s producer, the fact that he does their makeup is the one that gets me.
Their full-body makeup. Including inner thighs.
Note: Junko seems to be the runaway favorite for fan-art. I still haven’t picked a favorite.
Schoolhouse Rock, episode 6
Am I a bad person for wishing the cast of Doctor Who had turned this week’s episode into a Bollywood musical?
I got bored around the time the spoiler died, mostly because I honestly don’t give a flying fuck about the partition of India and Pakistan, and the writer clearly thinks I should, having the Doctor play Woke-ipedia with the number of displaced and dead, etc. As the fishwrap I linked to last week puts it, this fits in with “Doctor Who’s new direction under new showrunner Chris Chibnall to increase diversity”.
Silly me, I thought your job was to increase entertainment. Y’know, for ratings, merchandise sales, loyal fan-base even…
Anyway, I just finished watching it after pausing on Sunday, and it was: preach, preach, preach, power-walking villains, preach, preach, extreme close-up, power-walking “heroes”, moral lesson, awwwww.
And how many people are playing collect-the-dead on Earth now, anyway? Do these retired demonic assassins compete with Missy and Testimony? Do they take turns?
Next week? Amazon Prime… In Spaaaace! They’re the villains, of course.
Best thing about this week’s episode? Young Umbreen was stunning.
Dear Amazon,
Clearly my recent search for cotton rope has led you down a dark path…
Action!
“This doesn’t make sense!”
"That we're being chased by lingerie space pirates, or that
our pilot is a sex toy?”
“That the sex toy is a better pilot than I am!”
"She's probably just had more stick time."
“Not funny. Why does her programming include combat evasion tactics?”
"Maybe she's playing hard-to-get, who cares. Can we focus on
this problem?”
“Right. Killer robot trying to cripple the ship. How long have we got?”
"Two minutes, tops. And if it goes straight for the drive
once it’s inside…”
“…then we’re toast. Okay, I distract, you smash.”
Obscure superpowers...
If it works with catgirls, this man is my hero.
