“Reliable software must kill people reliably.”

— Andy Mickel (the Pascal guy, not the cop-killer)

Identifying as a liberal arts major...


“They told us we’d never use math after graduation, so I didn’t learn any.”

(via)

In reality, not many stories have 25 fully-fleshed-out characters in the first place, but in the ones that do, they’re generally too busy being part of the story to wave their diversity checkboxes in your face.

Unless the writer sucks, of course.

Update

In fairness, this is a teenager, so he still has a chance to avoid a future in Tumblr’s SJW Vortex.

Spring Cleaning


Just tidying up before I go on vacation…

"Oh, waitress..."


She clearly earns her tips.

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Random cuteness


Just movin’ that Thanko pic down the page a bit…

The most Thanko product ever...


Yes, it’s a smartphone-powered nose-hair trimmer.

Sadly, not the Nekomimi Era...


With the new emperor’s ascension scheduled for May 1st, the era name has been announced: 令和 (Reiwa).

(and the artists of Pixiv are hard at work designing Reiwa-chan…)

Taste the rainbow...


Miyako Sono looks like a real sweettartheart:

Got pollen?


So, how’s the air today, Tokyo? Any issues you’d like to bring up?

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