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They’re not spinning the results of Elizabeth Warren’s less-inconclusive-than-before DNA test correctly.
I mean, at 1/1024, she’s clearly a homeopathic Native American.
New Senate confirmation video
Dear Amazon,
What do you people do to your dogs?
Saaya plays Steely Dan...
Viewed at thumbnail size, for a moment I thought she’d switched career tracks.
Junior sizes, please!
One of my favorite quotes applies here: “Anyone who takes this seriously deserves to.”
(via one of the many people offended by this, tee-hee)
[Update: surprisingly unprepared for the descent of an angry mob, the vendor has removed the outfit. This is why we can’t have naughty things.]
Dear Dianne Feinstein...
Yeah, what he said.
Dear Apple,
How many Geniuses does it take to name your new iPhone the “excess max”? Couldn’t you at least have called it the Ne Plus Ultra.
Or even just the Plus Ultra?
(and, no, claiming that the “X” should be pronounced “10” doesn’t get you off the hook, because you don’t get to decide how millions of people pronounce a letter, and “tennis max” is dumb, too)
