… the short form.

Jim Kirk and time travel: just say “no”.

“​…it was then that I carried you… in my belly!”

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Are you sure you’re allowed to advertise to kids this way?

Update

Grrr, I hate EXIF image-rotation and applications that don’t convert it to actual rotation on save.

Reminder for the next time I need this…

mogrify -auto-orient foo.jpg

(lossy, but quick for images I intend to resize down for the blog anyway)

Politics Should Be More Like a Starbucks Menu

You mean overpriced, pretentious, anti-competitive, and burned? I think we’re there already.

I think journalists are offended by “learn to code” because they’re too busy showing off their mastery of CODEC: Crying Over Dead-End Careers.

I hear they run a special class for journalists who want to learn to code.

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M.E.T.A. = Make Eloi Tasty Again

M.E.G.A. = Make Emos Grovel Again

M.E.L.T. = Mock Every Leftist Trigger

U.F.A.P. = Use Force Against Pussyhats

H.A.I.T. = Help ‘Activists’ Into Traffic

H.G.W.T. = Have Gun, Will Trigger

Update

M.A.R.S. = Make Abortion Retroactive for Socialists