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QFT...


What’s your social justice super hero name?

[your undiagnosed mental illness]
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[The weapon you used at your last peaceful protest]

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Dear Japan,


I have a few questions…

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(Im)Pure Imagination


Viewing the Honest Trailer for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (featuring Michael Bolton) reminded me just how creepy the adult-child interactions are in that movie.

That got the song Pure Imagination running through my head, and things went downhill from there…

🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶
Come with me and you’ll see
what it’s like to live by child predation.
What you’ll find in their hearts
is fear, shame, and degradation.

To begin, take a spin
on one of my deviant creations.
Here your sins won’t require expiation.

If you want to do little kids,
I will teach you how to find them.
You can sneak up right behind them,
drag them to your van, then gag and bind them.

There’s a place you can go
to wallow in pure degeneration.
In my lair you’ll be free
to commit atrocities.
🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶

The quiet dignity of Morning Musume


This showed up on Takitumblr today, after being spotted on Twitter. It turns up in a lot of “wacky Japan” roundups going back years, and of course I immediately ID’d the color printer as Miki Fujimoto, a graduate of the Hello!Project School of Fashion. Seriously, who else are you going to hire to dress up like this?

If only it were that easy...


I look forward to the Curry Catgirl flavor.

"Someday, you could just walk past a fez."


The DoctorNana Asakawa: “Never gonna happen.”

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Who could resist?


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Dear Amazon,


Well, some of these might be more stimulating than the Godzilla movies you recommended for a previous “night in”

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