Out of nowhere, I remembered her
first name, and Google turned up a solid link to her last name:
Jennifer Collins. Sadly, her career in the circus arts doesn’t seem to
have prospered enough to turn up any news since 2003. I don’t know how
she compares technically to other contortionists, but as an
entertainer, with a warm, funny stage presence, she’s
The truth about Death Knights...
In the new World of Warcraft expansion, Death Knights are a playable
class of formerly-dead, formerly-enslaved minions of the Big Bad. Even
freed of their loyalty to the evil Lich King, they’re, um, not very
nice people, specializing in pestilence, disease, corruption, raising
the dead, and assorted other unsavory hobbies.
Naturally, this led 99.94% of the customers who created one to choose
a grim, death-y, stupid name. I went a different route. In the
previous expansion, the race of draenei were added to the game with
“Hollywood Russian” accents, so I created a female draenei with a
name that used the accent to project her cheery outlook on after-life:
The armor available for the first ten levels made me wonder if I
shouldn’t have named her HelloSailor, but eventually she acquired a
grim, cold-blooded killer look that just wouldn’t do. So I followed
advice and made her an herbalist, sending her around the world to
This morning, I was presented with a bit of commisioned fan-art:
Frequently bought together
Gosh, I can’t imagine why…
(now available on DVD from Amazon, it’s
Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog!)
"...and that's why we had to put him down"
This is claimed to be a real product, not just a design concept, but I
can’t imagine anyone actually using one. Certainly not in a home with
kids, pets, or, say, people. I understand the motivation, but
antlers at ankle level?
There are some nice restaurants in the Kintetsu mall near Kyoto
Station. While perusing the menu outside of one of them, the muzak
system turned up a familiar-sounding tune. I just couldn’t place it.
Dave didn’t recognize it at all, and then it hit the refrain, and was
revealed to be
The next time we went by that place, they’d cranked the silliness
higher, with a muzak version of
There’s a perfectly good reason why the Japanese cowboy is para-para
dancing. If you were hanging out with
gals, wouldn’t you?
Culled from the blur of the last two weeks. Likely to be updated with
pictures and additional commentary.
- The reason there are frequent TV ads for Tadashii Kanji Kakitori-kun is because there's a new release that includes all 1945 Jouyou kanji, including readings and meanings. Buy it if you have any interest in learning to read and write Japanese.
- There's surprisingly little anime on television.
- Hotels don't get the interesting TV channels.
- Except for porn, with free previews. The first thing we saw on TV was a large-breasted woman squirting milk.
- Much later, we found an iron-chef-style show best described as "real chefs with goofy assistants inventing novel dishes".
- 1-yen coins are indeed the correct tool for opening the battery compartment in older Japanese cameras.
- Hello Kitty is everywhere. Everywhere.
- So are schoolgirls in short skirts. Every day of the week. Mostly cute as buttons. Their legs looked cold.
- Hello!Project isn't quite everywhere, but random channel-surfing turned up Tsunku (hosting a catty-woman game show?), Tsuji (new mother announcement), Gal Sone (out-eating a sumo family), and a few others. And the abruptly-retired Maki Goto is still quite visible on a large Guess ad at the airport.
- The downside of putting a lot of effort into learning to speak Japanese quickly and smoothly is that people respond at full speed. I really need a private conversation tutor.
- Needing to use your Japanese dramatically improves your memory.
- Haibane Renmei saved my friend from an allergic reaction.
- When entering a comic book shop, the prominent sign reading "BL" means "wrong store".
- Any knowledge of Japanese helps. Being able to read hiragana and katakana helps a lot. Any ability with kanji is icing on the cake.
- The easiest-to-understand person that I conversed with in Japanese was a little old lady in a Kyoto incense shop.
- Strict censorship laws did not prevent me from finding an explicit hardcore Hanaukyou Maid Tai doujin collection. At a major retailer in Akihabara. Accidentally. Which had futanari Catholic school girls as the backup story.
- Beautiful young women in kimonos are not everywhere. Except in Kyoto on weekends.
- Opening a metal bottle of Pepsi Nex does not in fact summon a maiko, despite early evidence to the contrary. It only works when you're using the vending machine outside of the Gion post office.
- People in Kyoto are, on the whole, friendlier than those in Tokyo.
- Shibuya may be home to Japan's fashion victims, but the extensive public transportation network makes them visible everywhere.
- A Suica or Pasmo card is the single most useful thing to have if you're going to be in Tokyo for a few days.
- Shinagawa has little to offer except the easy ability to go elsewhere. [update: that is, the area around Shinagawa Station, which isn't really in Shinagawa-ku]
- Tonki really does have great tonkatsu. And you want to get there when they open at 4pm.
- Junsei has excellent kaiseki.
- JALPAK does great work for a great price.
- Habits acquired in a country where coins are chump change result in overstuffed pockets in a country with $5 coins.
- The morning JAL flight from Osaka to Narita leaves you with an eight-hour layover before your flight home to San Francisco. This time is best spent around Narita-san, particularly Shinshou-ji.
- On the way there, you'll pass a small restaurant that serves fresh unagi, grilled over a wood fire. That's fresh as in "they were still swimming a few minutes ago".
- I should have bought a second bag of Maiko-san no Ochobo-guchi. Now I'm going to have to hope they're available somewhere in San Jose or San Francisco.
- In addition to the popular maid cafes, Akihabara now has both nun cafes and little-sister cafes. [Update: Nun cafe, Little-sister cafe]
- There's a lot of used porn on the market. Used. Porn.
- Aya Matsuura's first DVD single collection does not include the most entertaining of her early videos, Momoiro no Kataomoi, so I didn't buy it. [Update: Ah, there's a different DVD that does include the song.]
- The Hozugawa river trip is worth it. Sadly, I couldn't keep up with the guide's rapid-fire running commentary, but he was apparently hilarious. I did at least catch the joke about the 7-11 main office.
- Tickets, tour vouchers, limo and luggage-transfer coupons
- Cash and traveler's checks in appropriate quantities
- Comfortable walking shoes that are easy to slip on and off
- Camera (20/2.8, 50/1.4, zoom, charger, mini-tripod, media, USB cable, GPS geotagger)
- Laptop (also charger, ethernet cable)
- Rented cellphone, in case the company gets really desperate
- One set of nice clothes (well, better than my usual standard)
- Enough clean clothes to get through several days, not so many that I can't fill the rest of the suitcase with souvenirs on the way home
- Headphones, earplugs
- Coat suitable for sightseeing at ~8,000 feet above sea level on the slopes of a dormant volcano
- Sony Reader filled with Wikitravel dumps, subway and bus maps, and a whole bunch of stuff located through extensive use of Google Earth Plus
- Compact umbrella
- Partner in crime
- Eleven days