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Finding the perfect woman...


On seeing the contents of the Amazon package that she’d brought over from the other building, the cute glasses-wearing female engineer said:

"You have a cordless circular saw? Cool!"

…and now she’s going off to assemble a CNC router kit…

"Sponsored Products Related To This Item"


Pop quiz: while examining a product listing (of the does what I need for now, but isn’t the $1,200 one I’d buy if I were serious type), I noticed a few oddities in the “related items” list. See if you can figure out what I was looking at:




The last thing you'll ever see...


(via)

Drunker on the inside...


(original source lost; image search turns up a bunch of fake blogs filled with text and pictures stolen from other sites and randomly thrown together, sigh)

I saw the ocean...


…and the ocean sawed back.

Teeth of the sea, Patrice Carré

(by Patrice Carré, via)

Guess who brought the ducks?


Doctor X - freelance surgeon

(from Doctor-X, a tv series about a sexy freelance surgeon; via)

Spellcrafting 101


more...

Can I get this painted on black velvet?


Voluntears

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[Update: More than half of the anti-Trump protesters arrested in Portland didn’t vote in Oregon]

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