“This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”

— A market trader in Iceland, 10/17/2008

Sailor Suit and Machine Gun, The Movie


Coming soon, to a shooting range near you.

Sailor Suit and Machine Gun

(official site)

Self-promotion


Hoharu wants to let you know she has a new DVD out. I approve of this use of Twitter as a marketing tool.

Hoharu at the beach
Hoharu car wash

Simple solutions to complex problems


NSFW after the jump.

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Should have shipped them UPS...


I dropped my parents off at the San Jose airport Monday morning. They’re still not home. After spending the night in Denver thanks to storm-cancelled flights, they finally made it to Indianapolis last night, and are renting a car today to drive the rest of the way.

Suitcase cats

It was great having them and my sister for a week, and my house is cleaner and more spacious than it’s been for years, but it is nice having the place to myself again.

Dream versus Reality


stripping out of a kimono, dream versus reality

(via)

Comcast Business support surprisingly good


So I’ve got family in for the holidays, and my sister promptly took over the office for conference calls and video editing, leading to a distress call last night when the 2.2GB upload of the final cut of the new promo promised to take 70+ hours. (iperf to Hurricane Electric was running at about 500 Kilobits/sec upload speed, with ~10% packet loss)

I called Comcast at 6:30pm. They had a guy onsite at around 8:30pm, who verified that all my wiring was good, replaced the modem, and spent a merry twenty minutes poking through the flooded cable box out at the curb (he appreciated my big golf umbrella). All to say, “well, the problem isn’t here”, and he promised a network guy would take over in the morning.

Sure enough, by the time I got up and had breakfast, iperf was reporting 60 down, 12 up, which is a bit higher than before the outage.

Dear SJWs of the world,


Japan says “bite me”.

(NSFW after the jump…)

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Oh, it's one of those weeks...


Mount Etna

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[Update: …and I posted this picture before the data center flood.]

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