“Once again we are reminded that the buckeye is a nut, and not just any old nut—a poisonous nut. A great nation was felled by a poisonous nut.”

— Michael Moore, working to ensure a Republican win in 2008

20 years ago this was humor...


…now it’s a documentary of the typical college experience.

The Average Girl


More precisely, the average fashion-conscious young Japanese woman who reads CanCam and responds to surveys with some degree of honesty, from a sample of 1,000 selected by an undisclosed method.

average CanCam girl

To save time for the Katakana-challenged, the key numbers are 78.4cm-60.6cm-85.6cm (31-24-34), with an average height of 158.2cm (5’2”). This is not the same as their stable of models, of course, who tend to be several inches taller and a bit curvier (based on some inadequate but visually appealing sampling I just did, which included the popular and delicious Ikumi Hisamatsu).

Incidentally, while browsing their stable, I noticed that CanCam’s numbers for 22-year-old Rikako Sakata (88-57-85) differed substantially from Wikipedia’s (80-58-80). Turns out nobody’s updated that part of her Wikipedia page since she was 16, which is surprising given how detail-oriented Japanese fans tend to be. Then again, maybe she’s simply too old for them now; they cared when she was 13 (65-54-70) and 15 (78-55-76), but not so much now. Amusing intermediate data point: a 2014 video date (83-58-79) I came across in my “research”.

Rin's Toaster


Suzuki toaster

Say it with Hitler...


I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that this 1970 pop single by Rumi Koyama was not about the Third Reich. In fact I’m sure of it, given the lyrics.

Rumi Koyama plus Hitler

(via Sono-Burogu, which collects vintage cheesecake of Japanese singers)

Old meets New


It’s been a while since a Mook caught my eye. Just-released title JK☆Q illustrates Japanese cars from the 60s through the 80s, accompanied by thematically appropriate high school girls.

JK-Q Cosmo girls

I mention this because there are two previous mooks from the same publisher, featuring girls on motorcycles: JK☆B and JK☆B-2. Would you be shocked to learn that JK☆B featured Bakuon?

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Death From Above, Feline Edition


Stealth kitty

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Lime-senpai sings!


The CD single of the Bakuon end-credits song includes several extras, including the “Lime-senpai” version.

Bakuon ED

They just layered riding noises over the instrumental version.

I wonder what they sell here...


Shoes? Auto parts? Knitting supplies? I can’t figure out what sort of product this shop might be selling…

Porno

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