“Listen, baby—these tabloid newspapers—these photographers—the press—these people do not care about us. They could care less what actually happens to us. So you and I have to take very good care of our life. On our own. We can’t expect them to do it for us. We know our values— and we know who we are.”
— Bogie to Bacall, on marriageA Balanced Diet
Not pictured: the fourth food group, alcohol.
Dear Dianne Feinstein...
Yeah, what he said.
OMC: Yuka Ogura
Yuka Ogura (小倉優香). Age 20. Yum.
I could stare at this smiley cutie for days. In fact, that’s why it took me so long to post this…
Trump 2020!
If you can judge a man by the quality of his enemies, Dianne Feinstein just turned Trump into a fucking superhero. #OwnGoal
Plug-in Transformer
Wow, that’s gotta be hard to clean…
Dear Apple,
How many Geniuses does it take to name your new iPhone the “excess max”? Couldn’t you at least have called it the Ne Plus Ultra.
Or even just the Plus Ultra?
(and, no, claiming that the “X” should be pronounced “10” doesn’t get you off the hook, because you don’t get to decide how millions of people pronounce a letter, and “tennis max” is dumb, too)
