Some years ago, actress Dawn Wells visited one of the remotest islands in the already remote Solomon Islands; she was, in fact, the first non-native woman to set foot there. The chief’s wife stared at Wells in surprise when she came out of her hut. “Mary Ann?” she asked in amazement.
— "Madonna who?"Once again into the NAS, selecting items of interest from a random subset of the “hc” folder! I’ll fill in more names later, but if you want to play along at home, read this entry in Chrome, right-click, and select “Search Google for Image”.
No, this collection does not include the sleek smiley cutie from the Makudonarudo song, Meu Ninomiya. Shame about that, but her gravure portfolio is rather slim. One of her movies has been subtitled and made available on Amazon Prime Video, though.

“Russian Spy Snowden Weds Freelance Spy Manning”
I’m pretty sure there’s nothing Egyptian about these costumes, despite their use in your new stage show “Pharaoh’s Tomb”.

“Alexa, play songs by Ai Shinozaki.”
"Shuffling songs by Usher."
“Alexa, stop. Play ILBTs by Joe Walsh.”
"Playing ILBTs by Joe Walsh."
Because Sony is run by morons, this video embed may not work outside of Japan (even though the song is available from US iTunes…).
In fact, Google and Youtube search won’t even show you the link to it, so you may have to fall back to sketchy video sites (1, 2), unless you use a geoblock-evading VPN service (I use HideMyAss).
Note that it’s Ai Shinozaki, who’s NSFW unless you bury her neck-deep in whipped cream.
Shouldn’t these be called naanites?
