Herewith the 3000-year history of alternative medicine in 30 seconds:
1000 BCE: “Eat this root.”
100 CE: “That root’s heathen, don’t eat it. Say this prayer.”
1800 CE: “That prayer is superstition, don’t say it. Drink this snake-oil.”
1900 CE: “That snake-oil is phony, don’t drink it. Take this pill.”
2002 CE: “That pill is artificial, don’t take it. Eat this root.”
— from the always-useful randi.orgHonest Dictionary Entries...
Literary Science Fiction: “No academic publisher would take it, so I threw in five lines about time travel and sold it to Asimov’s.”
See also Atwood, Margaret.
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Spaghetti with classmeat
The real WTF is that it comes with a cabbage-broccoli salad.
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[for the kana-deprived, the menu item is for “spaghetti meat sauce”, served with one of: beef, pork, ham, or classmate]
“What is that?”
"It's priest, have a little priest."
“Is it really good?”
"Sir, it's too good, at least."
A Balanced Diet
Not pictured: the fourth food group, alcohol.
Dear Dianne Feinstein...
Yeah, what he said.
OMC: Yuka Ogura
Yuka Ogura (小倉優香). Age 20. Yum.
I could stare at this smiley cutie for days. In fact, that’s why it took me so long to post this…
Trump 2020!
If you can judge a man by the quality of his enemies, Dianne Feinstein just turned Trump into a fucking superhero. #OwnGoal
Plug-in Transformer
Wow, that’s gotta be hard to clean…
