“The same people who last week were screeching about the government having concentration camps now want me to give my AR15s to that same government.
“The same people who last month were hyperventilating about the government slaughtering black people now expect me to surrender my guns to that same government.
“The same people who last year were setting stuff on fire and yipping about the government rounding up the gays and Muslims for liquidation now think it’s a good idea for me to just hand over my rifles to that same government.
“You chuckleheads need to make up your damned minds.”
— A helpful reminder from Lawdog
With apologies to A.A. Milne...
Tax cheat
Michael Avenatti,
Creepy Porn AttorneyTold big
lies for his clients,
Of which we’re sure of three.Jailed for
beating a woman,
“People,” he said, said he;“You must always believe the accusers of men,
unless they’re accusing me.”
Next week, on the Jim Acosta show...
The judge says Trump has to let him in. Doesn’t say he’s allowed to speak.
Best bunny-girl cosplay...
Julia, Moe Amatsuka, and Kurea Hasumi show off their cosplay skills as bow-tie bunny girls:
Dear Zombieland Saga...
Of the many sketchy things about the group’s producer, the fact that he does their makeup is the one that gets me.
Their full-body makeup. Including inner thighs.
Note: Junko seems to be the runaway favorite for fan-art. I still haven’t picked a favorite.
Schoolhouse Rock, episode 6
Am I a bad person for wishing the cast of Doctor Who had turned this week’s episode into a Bollywood musical?
I got bored around the time the spoiler died, mostly because I honestly don’t give a flying fuck about the partition of India and Pakistan, and the writer clearly thinks I should, having the Doctor play Woke-ipedia with the number of displaced and dead, etc. As the fishwrap I linked to last week puts it, this fits in with “Doctor Who’s new direction under new showrunner Chris Chibnall to increase diversity”.
Silly me, I thought your job was to increase entertainment. Y’know, for ratings, merchandise sales, loyal fan-base even…
Anyway, I just finished watching it after pausing on Sunday, and it was: preach, preach, preach, power-walking villains, preach, preach, extreme close-up, power-walking “heroes”, moral lesson, awwwww.
And how many people are playing collect-the-dead on Earth now, anyway? Do these retired demonic assassins compete with Missy and Testimony? Do they take turns?
Next week? Amazon Prime… In Spaaaace! They’re the villains, of course.
Best thing about this week’s episode? Young Umbreen was stunning.
