“The National Anthem must be played prior to every NFL game, and all players must be on the sideline for the National Anthem.
“During the National Anthem, players on the field and bench area should stand at attention, face the flag, hold helmets in their left hand, and refrain from talking. The home team should ensure that the American flag is in good condition. It should be pointed out to players and coaches that we continue to be judged by the public in this area of respect for the flag and our country. Failure to be on the field by the start of the National Anthem may result in discipline, such as fines, suspensions, and/or the forfeiture of draft choice(s) for violations of the above, including first offenses.”
— OFficial NFL Game Operations ManualJulia, Moe Amatsuka, and Kurea Hasumi show off their cosplay skills as bow-tie bunny girls:

Of the many sketchy things about the group’s producer, the fact that he does their makeup is the one that gets me.
Their full-body makeup. Including inner thighs.
Note: Junko seems to be the runaway favorite for fan-art. I still haven’t picked a favorite.
Am I a bad person for wishing the cast of Doctor Who had turned this week’s episode into a Bollywood musical?
I got bored around the time the spoiler died, mostly because I honestly don’t give a flying fuck about the partition of India and Pakistan, and the writer clearly thinks I should, having the Doctor play Woke-ipedia with the number of displaced and dead, etc. As the fishwrap I linked to last week puts it, this fits in with “Doctor Who’s new direction under new showrunner Chris Chibnall to increase diversity”.
Silly me, I thought your job was to increase entertainment. Y’know, for ratings, merchandise sales, loyal fan-base even…
Anyway, I just finished watching it after pausing on Sunday, and it was: preach, preach, preach, power-walking villains, preach, preach, extreme close-up, power-walking “heroes”, moral lesson, awwwww.
And how many people are playing collect-the-dead on Earth now, anyway? Do these retired demonic assassins compete with Missy and Testimony? Do they take turns?
Next week? Amazon Prime… In Spaaaace! They’re the villains, of course.
Best thing about this week’s episode? Young Umbreen was stunning.
Clearly my recent search for cotton rope has led you down a dark path…



“This doesn’t make sense!”
"That we're being chased by lingerie space pirates, or that
our pilot is a sex toy?”
“That the sex toy is a better pilot than I am!”
"She's probably just had more stick time."
“Not funny. Why does her programming include combat evasion tactics?”
"Maybe she's playing hard-to-get, who cares. Can we focus on
this problem?”
“Right. Killer robot trying to cripple the ship. How long have we got?”
"Two minutes, tops. And if it goes straight for the drive
once it’s inside…”
“…then we’re toast. Okay, I distract, you smash.”