“Despite what the Wash Times article has to say about assassinations and truck bombs and chemical attacks, the paragraph your favorite leftist blogs will be obsessing about tomorrow morning is the one with the quote from the intelligence official who says Al Qaeda wants Bush to lose. That’s what’s really troubling, you see. Because even though everyone and their mother knows he’s right, goddamnit, why did he have to go and politicize it???”
— Allah interprets the news
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They’re not spinning the results of Elizabeth Warren’s less-inconclusive-than-before DNA test correctly.
I mean, at 1/1024, she’s clearly a homeopathic Native American.
Dear 'Miss Liberty',
Strike that, reverse it:
“All this is told first-hand, from the perspective of Eli Steele, one of the round pegs that doesn’t fit into the square holes that the Left insists he choose from.”
So close.
Doctor MacGyver
Wow, I’ve really missed the “throw away perfectly good guns and make effective explosives out of sheer coincidence” trope.
Not.
Also, could you maybe tell the cameramen to back off a foot or six, to get more into the shot? Or are you just saving all the budget for later in the season?
On the bright side, the moon did not hatch into a giant spider that laid an egg the same size and mass as the moon.
Hey, where's that water coming from?
Went outside to feed the neighborhood cat (down to Dumas these days), and found a large puddle of water on the front porch. Which is odd, since it’s covered and the faucet is down a step. And it didn’t rain last night.
Went into the garage and found the rest of the puddle, leaking out of the water heater. The smitty pan did a pretty good job of protecting the drywall, so it mostly went onto the concrete floor. I might lose some, well, nothing, actually. Money for the replacement, basically.
So this does not qualify as “knowing what it’s like” for people currently recovering from massive flooding…
Dry Curry is...
…Japanese Sloppy Joes. And not in a bad way.
Pixiv: Thigh-masters
Okay, technically “miwaku no futomomo” (魅惑のふともも) means “captivating thighs”. Not to be confused with “hasemaretai futomomo” (挟まれたいふともも), which means “thighs I want to be captive of”.
All after the jump, because thighs.
