Humor
Resonance
Peter da Silva posted a link on G+ to a collection of “redneck haiku”, most of them “not very good”. I commented with something I think is better:
Gently melting snow,
rusty pickup truck on blocks.
Spring revelation.
Erotic fanfic I will never write
Dune: Melange à trois
Dear Email Virus Distributor,
FYI, legitimate shipment notices from DHL do not open with the words “Hello Dear”. That just might reduce the chance that someone will be stupid enough to open your infected zip file.
Dear Japan,
(how-to guide on making boob-shaped puddings in sizes from AAA-cup to G-cup)
Not spam
Just saw a piece of email get caught by my spam filters. The subject line read:
Find the best mount for your vehicle
Despite its resemblance to the sort of awkwardly-euphemised spam that offers sexual enhancement products and/or partners, it’s actually a perfectly reasonable ad from GPS City, a company I bought something from in May, 2004.
Know your Miko!
Fake Miko, Toei Studio Park:
Real Miko, Kasuga Taisha shrine:
Still no miko magic on display, sadly…
