Humor

Don't be a serial-comma killer


The Times says:

"...highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector"

(via Zhinxy)

I don't want to know how they handle streaming...


Working around the limitations...


Siri has a bit of a problem with foreign names.

Siri can't find Ai Shinozaki, or can she?

Dear Amazon,


I guess the “F” stands for “Freddie”?

Because you liked F-Troop...

Urban poetry


And I thought the Clear Keeps were bad…

Backwards this read should you

"Please, stop looking at those pictures"


Photo © Jenya Marmeladova
(photo by Jenya Marmeladova)

Think of the kittens!

Especially when viewing suggestive photos like this. If you’re concerned about work-safety, click this one instead; it has another cat.

(honestly, I think every picture on the Internet has now been featured in at least one themed Tumblr photoblog)

Slow-smoked beef


Whimsy - because dignity is overrated

Yes, they sell them. I think this would be the perfect tool for L. Neil Smith’s “niccer” movement.

Wait, someone needed instructions for this?


Tip for the day: if you’re an underage cigarette smoker, and you need to search a wiki for instructions on how to sneak a smoke at home without getting busted, consider getting out more. This also applies to the entry on how to bum a smoke

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”