I thought that filing a czech tool under “Camping & Hiking” was odd…

…then I scrolled down…

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Know a family with an “active” small child? Dislike them? Then convince them to buy this coffee table; what could go wrong?

With apologies to anyone who gets the Brady Bunch theme stuck in their heads…

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Here’s the story of Nancy Heath Daniels
Who with husband Marques cranked out five healthy girls.
Mary, Eva, Eliza and Becca,
And youngest Susan B.

Here’s the story of George W. Peters
Who with Cynthia had one boy and two girls.
All four grownups shared a house together
Until Marques up and died.

Three months later George got busy with the widow.
Married her and knocked her up with Lula F.
Cynthia lived for another five years.
It’s not clear if George became a bigamist.

My family tree, on Mother’s side,
It’s not the oddest thing about this bunch.
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From the marriage license application of Helen Marie French and Howard Collins, April 6, 1929:

• That neither of said parties is an habitual drunkard, epileptic, imbecile or insane, and is not under the influence of any intoxicating liquor or narcotic drug. Said parties are not nearer of kin than second cousins, and there is no legal impediment to their marriage.

From the marriage license application of Hazel French and Homer Sexton, May 21, 1936:

• Has the female contracting party been an inmate of any county asylum or home for indigent persons within the last five years? no
• Is the female contracting party afflicted with epilepsy, tuberculosis, venereal or any other contagious or transmissible disease? no
• Is she an imbecile, feeble-minded, idiotic or insane, or is she under guardianship as a person of unsound mind? no

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I see you’ve found the new Hello!Project box set.

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I can’t trace the origin of this NSFW “commercial”. The product is real, but I have just the tiniest little hunch that the video is not authentic.

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What’s your social justice super hero name?

[your undiagnosed mental illness]
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[The weapon you used at your last peaceful protest]

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