Dear Amazon

Dear Amazon,


Once Upon A Time, I’m sure “old boy” style Pipe Lighters fit the category of “household supplies”.

Amazon recommends household supplies

However, even in Japan, these are not self-help books:

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Dear Amazon,


Categorization fail.

Spiritual assassin

Now, why the “box set” that clearly has four titles on the spine only claims to contain books 1-3…

(and, no, I’m not buying)

Dear Amazon,


Categorization hits and misses:

Cooper on health and fitness
Remo Williams, standup comedian

(and, yes, the Monster Musume manga is still turning up in “self-help books”)

Dear Amazon,


No offense, but I usually only see this sort of thing on Amazon Japan, and the quality of the material is higher there.

(NSFW)

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Dear Amazon,


W. T. F? And I do mean F.

I want to stress that this recommendation is not based on any previous purchases made by or for me. I didn’t even know Amazon US sold those.

(NSFW screenshot after the jump)

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Dear Amazon,


I think you’re using the wrong definition of “hard” here…

(the category is actually broken, since it only has 7 obsolete WD drives sold by Marketplace dealers, and you have to go up a level to find anything that’s current and available with Prime shipping)

Dear Amazon,


I think you’re pushing your personal kinks a little too hard.

Dear Amazon,


I am not pretentious enough for this.

Also, 91% lean? Screw that.

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