“But don’t you see? Don’t you understand what you’re doing?”
"Oh, yeah. I'm destroying Shakespeare's snob appeal."
“You fiend.”
— The Cowboy Wally ShowJunior sizes, please!
One of my favorite quotes applies here: “Anyone who takes this seriously deserves to.”
(via one of the many people offended by this, tee-hee)
[Update: surprisingly unprepared for the descent of an angry mob, the vendor has removed the outfit. This is why we can’t have naughty things.]
Honest Dictionary Entries...
Literary Science Fiction: “No academic publisher would take it, so I threw in five lines about time travel and sold it to Asimov’s.”
See also Atwood, Margaret.
[related]
Spaghetti with classmeat
The real WTF is that it comes with a cabbage-broccoli salad.
(via)
[for the kana-deprived, the menu item is for “spaghetti meat sauce”, served with one of: beef, pork, ham, or classmate]
“What is that?”
"It's priest, have a little priest."
“Is it really good?”
"Sir, it's too good, at least."
A Balanced Diet
Not pictured: the fourth food group, alcohol.
Dear Dianne Feinstein...
Yeah, what he said.
OMC: Yuka Ogura
Yuka Ogura (小倉優香). Age 20. Yum.
I could stare at this smiley cutie for days. In fact, that’s why it took me so long to post this…
Trump 2020!
If you can judge a man by the quality of his enemies, Dianne Feinstein just turned Trump into a fucking superhero. #OwnGoal
