Reality

​...and that's why I switched to The Spice House


Right after the 2016 election, the owner of Penzey’s went Full Batshit in his newsletter, going so far as to say he didn’t want the business of anyone who didn’t demand that Trump be removed from office. So I stopped being his customer and switched to a company that sells spices rather than hate, The Spice House.

Three years later, the deranged dipshit’s still at it, buying ads demanding impeachment.

As the Bee put it:

Survey Finds More People Would Support Impeachment If They Knew What Crime Trump Was Supposed To Have Committed

You'd think Al Gore was in town...


Potentially-historic snowstorm in progress; 60 MPH winds and 4 feet of snow to hit the northern Rocky Mountains.

Not from The Babylon Bee...


This just in:

Landfill Road with ‘Putrid Stench’ to Be Named After Barack Obama

The SFGate source for the story leads with the Republicans Pounce angle, of course.

California, concisely...


Driving home last night, I passed a Lincoln Navigator sporting a Bernie sticker.

Well, at least they're consistent...


Today, the NY Times blamed inanimate objects for mass murder:

“Airplanes took aim”, huh? I look forward to their upcoming editorials demanding waiting periods and background checks for airline owners, bans on high-capacity planes that have no legitimate use, and quotes from experts showing that if you’re foolish enough to own a plane, criminals justice-involved-persons will just take it away and use it against you.

Not because they want to, you understand; because the nature of the object somehow demands it.

So, which is worse?

  • NY Times editors don’t supervise the junior interns writing their twitter feed.

  • They do.

Thought for the day...


The only difference between the KKK and Antifa is student loans.

Dear Argentina,


Can we borrow some gauchos for a few months? We’d like to deploy them into Antifa-controlled territory…

The Fuckin' Union That Works For You...


…and by “you”, they mean “them”, suckers!

Classical Reference.

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”