So that the rest of us could learn from experience, she shared:
Public Service Announcement for the uninitiated (and others, like me, who don't read labels on things like Bounty): They now make paper towels with dish soap in them. Don't use them to make bacon in the microwave. #justsayin' On the bright side, clean up was suprisingly easy ....
Update: In fairness, they do warn you, but who really looks at the label when buying generic items like paper towels? Unless you read the trade press, you’re as likely to expect dish soap in paper towels as you are jalapeño-infused toilet paper.

“I am Tigger MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod.
I’m the only one.”

I respect their commitment to sincerity. The sign reads “Adult Toys Porno Shop”.
So I decided I’d seen enough of the kid’s face in the previous post, and trolled through my Downloads folder looking for something to replace it. After I finished admiring the many nude and lightly-clad young women, I remembered saving this:
But I didn’t remember where I’d gotten it, so I did an image search by filename, and got this: