“​…debating Fahrenheit 911 is a lot like chatting up a fish stick: even if you score, you’re scoring with a tube of hastily processed, frozen breaded cod bits.”

— Protein Wisdom

Hello!Project Telepathy Project


Ai says, “OMGWTFBBQ! ROFLMAO! Can you believe this? They forgot to put feathers on my hat!

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Hello!Project Telepathy Project


Reina asks, “God, why can’t I get that Duran Duran song out of my head?”

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Page 3 gets it right (NSFW!)


I give the folks at Page 3 abuse when they deliver horrible pin-ups, so it’s only fair that I praise them when they get it right. Warm skin tones? Check. Flattering pose? Check. Model alive and aware? Check. Proper lighting? Check. Lingerie that works with her curves rather than against them? Check.

Pretty girl wearing very little? Check. Not safe for work? Check.

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Beauty School Dropout...


From Costumes, Inc., we have this little gem:

"Go Grease Lightening with costumes from Grease."

Dear Apple,


[update: don’t ask me how the kanji open-quote got turned into an accented a; it’s an ecto/MovableType thing that happens occasionally]

Unlike Windows (any version), Mac OS X correctly keeps track of keyboard layouts, even going so far as to ask the user about possibly non-standard layouts. Except in the Kotoeri input method, where it insists that all keyboards share the same layout, so that my English external keyboard is assumed to have the same layout as my laptop’s built-in Japanese keyboard, forcing me to guess where you hid the ‘「’ key (blackslash, by the way).

[filed as problem# 6770720] [updated 4/15 and marked as a duplicate of bug# 5647954]

You're gonna need stitches...


Found in a photo-tour of an abandoned love hotel in Japan:

"Young people looking to sew their wild oats..."

[as a side note, I’m always amazed at the sheer volume of material left behind in abandoned buildings and towns in Japan, even after their locations have become common knowledge]

Dear Aya Matsuura,


This is how you enter your new post-H!P career?

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Hello!Project Telepathy Project


Koharu says, “I’m only fifteen, so maybe I’m missing something here. Why does the photographer keep leaving the room ‘for some me time’?”

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