"A ricochet is when a bullet bounces off the ground."

"A Pinochet is when a commie does."

— quoted by Combat Controller

The only winning move...


…is not to play:

Lolicon Monopoly

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Where The Boys Aren't


This sign spells out in detail the gender-based restrictions on eating at ConTERRAZZA in Shinjuku, claimed to be Japan’s first women’s restaurant. I suspect they’re not hip to the whole “57 varieties” self-labeling system(s).

Conterrazza: Italian restaurant for women

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The future is in good hands...


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Moa Time and Space


Because of the big power outage that we spent days cleaning up after, I decided I needed more protection at the office. Moa Metal couldn’t be everywhere at once. Until now.

Babytardis

Lies publishers tell


#1 with a bullet to the back of the head: “ebook sales declining”.

Maybe charging 16% more for the Kindle edition than they do for the hardcover has something to do with it? Note that the paperback edition is no longer in print.

Publishers fucking over customers and authors

I don’t remember what specific book this was. It doesn’t matter, because when the publishers set the price, the Kindle edition is almost always more expensive than the paperback, and pricing it above the hardcover isn’t rare.

And if you look at the reviews, the Kindle editions from major publishers are frequently riddled with errors, and illustrations are often misplaced, mangled, or just plain missing.

I loved my cooler...


…so I let it go.

Frozen ice packs

Hillary's new campaign song


Youtube link, because Sony doesn’t like embedding.

Also, new slogan: “Stand up for Hillary! She can’t do it alone!”.

Pokemon Pop Quiz


In the following pictures, you see an elderly gentleman whose angry ranting about the destruction of his dock has suddenly been washed away by the sight of a 12-year-old 10-year-old girl. What is he saying?

  1. You remind me of my granddaughter!
  2. Damn, I'd like to see you all grown up!
Pokemon dirty old man 1
Pokemon dirty old man 2

The correct answer is 2: 「おお〜、8年後が楽しみじゃ」

The cane is a nice touch, don’t you think?

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