Reality

Shorter Kathy Griffin, Youtube movie clip edition


What she thinks happened

What actually happened

Dear Walmart,


No offense, but I don’t think I want your employees coming to my house, no matter what sort of background check you run before having them deliver packages on their way home from work.

A Dictionary of Unspeakable Truths


In which J Refuses To Play Well With Others and Runs With Scissors. And perhaps ever-so-slightly exaggerates for effect. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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Always-Relevant Feynman Interview


The BBC keeps deleting copies of this video; hopefully this one will last for a while.

Stop Words


That is, “when you hear these words, you know it’s safe to stop taking someone seriously”. In no particular order:

  • Cis
  • Male Gaze
  • Intersectional
  • Misgendering
  • (qualifier) Justice
  • Gender Binary
  • Cultural Appropriation
  • Woke
  • Mansplaining
  • Misogyny
  • Heteropatriarchy
  • Diversity
  • Rape Culture
  • Zionist
  • Manspreading
  • (whatever) Is A Social Construct
  • Whitewashing
  • Triggering
  • (made-up personal pronoun)
  • Privilege
  • (whatever) Denier
  • Disparate Impact
  • Heteronormative
  • Patriarchy
  • Fascist
  • Structural (whatever)
  • Homophobia
  • Inclusive
  • Gender Identity
  • Nazi
  • Transphobia

What did I leave out?

(note that it is possible to use some of these words and phrases in a way that is not meaningless blather, but that’s not the way to bet)

Updates

  • Sustainable
  • Organic
  • Vegan
  • Fair Trade
  • GMO-Free
  • Gluten-Free
  • (insert latest virtue-signaling buzzword here)
  • Agency
  • Problematic
  • No True Scotsman (fallacy most often committed by people who are accusing others of committing it…)
  • Ally
  • (whatever) Traitor
  • Toxic (whatever)
  • Voting Against Their Interests (which always means “voting against my interests”)
  • The Right/Wrong Side Of History

How could I have forgotten?!?

  • Dogwhistle

…and from the reliably-fucked-up virtue-signalers at boingboing

  • Heterosexism
  • Chauvinist

(linking to an article on an “SF” site that must come with a built-in fainting couch; seriously, the brief excerpt starts with this hilariously nonsensical statement: “the heterosexism goggles, which derange content via chauvinist interpretive paradigms”)

United's PR Roadmap


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Senate Theme Song


Dear Democrats, you chose poorly.

Taking away their 'W'


A common tactic of activists opposed to US military engagement (often falsely mislabeled as ‘anti-war’) is to libellabel their opponents ‘chickenhawks’, insisting that if they’re not personally going over to fight, they lack the courage of their convictions.

So, a ‘social justice’ activist who wants the government to forcibly silence their opponents surely can’t be called a ‘warrior’. ‘Chickenhawk’ has a nice cognitive dissonance to it, don’t you think? I mean, if you’re not going to personally put a gun to my head to keep me from disagreeing with you (a proposition sure to end in prison or morgue time), how dare you demand that someone else do it for you?

Mental substitution of other C-words is acceptable, of course.

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