Humor

The award for Most Creative Use Of Spam In a Short Film goes to...


zefrank.com.

For the man who has everything...


breast variety pack

...but my friends call me 'Spot'


Okay, which side in the red/blue culture war wants to claim this nutcase as a kindred spirit:

A Brazilian legislator wants to make it illegal to give pets names that are common among people. Federal congressman Reinaldo Santos e Silva proposed the law after psychologists suggested that some children may get depressed when they learn they share their first name with someone's pet, said Damarias Alves, a spokeswoman for Silva.

A fond farewell to Election 2004


Bad Haiku Edition:

Hatred and contempt,
empty suits, money, and Moore,
still can't rock the vote.

And they're calling us dumb?


Love the cover of today’s UK Daily Mirror (“Britain’s brightest tabloid newspaper”), with its wonderful headline “How can 59,054,087 people be so DUMB?”, subtitled “U.S. Election disaster”.

Scroll down a bit to see how intelligent and sophisticated their target audience is:

"Oi! I'm a mum...and I'm calling my baby Tallulah Lilac"
"Zara's palace love-in"
"Bridget Jones's Diet"
"Posh drops the pout"
"Harry Potty"
"Astro diet: use your stars to lose weight"
"Revenge of the bunny boiler"
"The night Richard offered sex with Judy for £3,500"

I can't top this headline


Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

And I absolutely love the picture.

Sex in the workplace


The admin for our group just sent out email with the following subject line:

rack up for grabs

I think I’d get fired if I responded with the first thing that came to mind…

Lucas terrifies another generation


Wow, the eyes really are the windows of the soul.

The Soul of an Ewok

“Need a clue, take a clue,
 got a clue, leave a clue”