Humor
Wait, someone needed instructions for this?
Tip for the day: if you’re an underage cigarette smoker, and you need to search a wiki for instructions on how to sneak a smoke at home without getting busted, consider getting out more. This also applies to the entry on how to bum a smoke…
Strike that, reverse it
Seen on a nice large color ad on the side of a bus:
Offer good till supplies last
To my surprise, this little gem is not particularly rare on the web, thanks to an enterprising comment-spam bot.
Dear Amazon,
Oopsie.
Product: Battle: Los Angeles (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo)
Product Description (yes, it’s all-caps):
ON A WEEKEND TRIP TO HAWAII, A PLASTIC SURGEON CONVINCES HIS LOYAL ASSISTANT TO POSE AS HIS SOON-TO-BE-DIVORCED WIFE IN ORDER TO COVER UP A CARELESS LIE HE TOLD TO HIS MUCH-YOUNGER GIRLFRIEND.
Vegan magazine illustrates fake recipes with real food
Their claimed excuse is that it’s cheaper to photoshop the meat out of stock photos than to hire professional food photographers, which is likely true, but also quite irrelevant. I think they’d be much better off if they simply admitted that they had to resort to fraud to make vegan recipes look appetizing.
The outrage from their duped customers is predictable, and hilarious.
Dear Amazon,
Yeah, I got nothin’.
Y'know, just in case
「グリーンと聞く度、殺人光線を抜く」
Now I just need an appropriate illustration…
Dear Amazon,
Just a quick FYI, but you might want to have a chat with the folks who supply your Kindle wireless coverage map.
