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Google’s map hides the horrible truth!

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking your tongue.

Found this in my junkmail folder. It must be really important to be sent to me in California, so I’m sharing it with you as well:

Dear Member,

Due to the adverse weather conditions, please be advised that the swimming pool at Royal Russell School will be closed to members on Saturday 3 March. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Kind regards

Vicky Rees
Administration Assistant
020 8657 4433
www.royalrussell.co.uk

This is a real boarding school about an hour south of London, and the email went to my me.com email address, so it looks like I have yet another evil twin who doesn’t know his iCloud email address, quite a bit younger than the one in Boca Raton or the one in County Cork.

In the App Store, I searched for “philips hue”. Under related searches, the first choice was “girly wallpapers” and the second was “girl wallpapers”. Not sure if they meant my naughty novel cover art desktop wallpaper or not…

Because I bought 15 feet of strong velcro, I must need instant oatmeal. Right, that seems obvious.

…viperaviator’s got you covered.

If I’d known there were girls like this in Japan in 1984, I’d have found a way to get there…

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